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(166)<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded <timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people #35634
(1241)<WillaCuz> everyone that rides in my car says 'i feel lik im in the batmobile' <pagan> thats cuz you wear that fucking rediculouse outfit #35672
(153)<@mewse> fraggle have you done nfs <@fraggle> no <@fraggle> is it a good high #35712
(390)<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind?? <ApOkAliPs> well...depends where you aim it... #35720
(566)[+Duds] brb phonesex [+Duds] well not really [+Duds] depends who answers i suppose #35729
(148)<Hugo> BRB.. Grilling some butterflies. #35743
(119)<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude #35746
(652)<GoteN80> the headline in the paper tonight <GoteN80> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! #35748
(327)<ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth? <zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die #35754
(191)<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient #35756
(242)<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream van went past the house and then the power went out :) <speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line?? <UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van? <Andy> Hehe ;) <UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it once... <UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way he bounced off. #35761
(1260)<+starry_eyed_surprise> why do girls have to have a pic to be proven female?? <@Storm_Queen> Because this is the internet. <@Storm_Queen> Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other. #35763
(108)<[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster! #35764
(269)<Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in Microsofts VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP versions <RichiH> Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug list to add it? #35765
(184)<Jedisar> Moleculor: Now you see the world through my eyes. <Moleculor> No. Because that would leave two gaping holes in your head. #35818
(664)<Sean> hehe my history teacher has an iraqi which he nicked from a tank in iraq <Sean> which is quite cool <eddy> just some random iraqi? :) <Sean> ooops, an iraqi flag #35823
(618)[Daishi] my bro wants me to get offline so he can call mom again! [Daishi] excuse me as i go beat him into a coma [Daishi] fucken brb! »» quits Daishi (daishi@216.194.20.216) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [Cae] I guess his bro won #35862
(1463)<PovRayMan> Weee <PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them <PovRayMan> and drink <PovRayMan> and dance <PovRayMan> i said no <PovRayMan> because star trek is on #35884
(709)<@FlatFace> dude, im fucked up. i got a cd case and i not only forgot what i was gonna get, but <@FlatFace> ..... <@FlatFace> FUCK I FORGOT WHAT THE SECOND ONE WAS #35896
(251)<Heather> penises are scary =/ <Kevyn> how so? <Heather> they feel weird. <Kevyn> how do they feel? <Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's. #35905
(136)<b0at> <------------ FireHeart <SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care <pr0t0> <-- bonehead <SeXaH> indeed ---^ #35912
(231)<[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother? Sister? Lover? <Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above * [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming #35913
(19)<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child <Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target demographic is catholic preists <eyesore> lol <eyesore> ZING! #35916
(849)<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends #35922
(111)<Base2> Win2k has that feature where I can be logged in, then "suspend" or whatever, and let my girl user her account right? <Cosmok> Base2 thats xp <Base2> damn it <Floach> your girl needs her own damn computer :) <Cosmok> who are you kidding, you dont have a gf, just a sock <_mrG> hrm <_mrG> I guess socks could use a computer, if they are the type with toes