#35602 (166)
<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded
<timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people
#35634 (1241)
<WillaCuz> everyone that rides in my car says 'i feel lik im in the batmobile'
<pagan> thats cuz you wear that fucking rediculouse outfit
#35672 (153)
<@mewse> fraggle have you done nfs
<@fraggle> no
<@fraggle> is it a good high
#35712 (390)
<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??
<ApOkAliPs> well...depends where you aim it...
#35720 (566)
[+Duds] brb phonesex
[+Duds] well not really
[+Duds] depends who answers i suppose
#35729 (148)
<Hugo> BRB.. Grilling some butterflies.
#35743 (119)
<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude
#35746 (652)
<GoteN80> the headline in the paper tonight
<GoteN80> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
#35748 (327)
<ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth?
<zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die
#35754 (191)
<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient
#35756 (242)
<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream van went past the house and then the power went out :)
<speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line??
<UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van?
<Andy> Hehe ;)
<UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it once...
<UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way he bounced off.
#35761 (1260)
<+starry_eyed_surprise> why do girls have to have a pic to be proven female??
<@Storm_Queen> Because this is the internet.
<@Storm_Queen> Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other.
#35763 (108)
<[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster!
#35764 (269)
<Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in Microsofts VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP versions
<RichiH> Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug list to add it?
#35765 (184)
<Jedisar> Moleculor: Now you see the world through my eyes.
<Moleculor> No. Because that would leave two gaping holes in your head.
#35818 (664)
<Sean> hehe my history teacher has an iraqi which he nicked from a tank in iraq
<Sean> which is quite cool
<eddy> just some random iraqi? :)
<Sean> ooops, an iraqi flag
#35823 (618)
[Daishi] my bro wants me to get offline so he can call mom again!
[Daishi] excuse me as i go beat him into a coma
[Daishi] fucken brb!
»» quits Daishi (daishi@216.194.20.216) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[Cae] I guess his bro won
#35862 (1463)
<PovRayMan> Weee
<PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them
<PovRayMan> and drink
<PovRayMan> and dance
<PovRayMan> i said no
<PovRayMan> because star trek is on
#35884 (709)
<@FlatFace> dude, im fucked up. i got a cd case and i not only forgot what i was gonna get, but
<@FlatFace> .....
<@FlatFace> FUCK I FORGOT WHAT THE SECOND ONE WAS
#35896 (251)
<Heather> penises are scary =/
<Kevyn> how so?
<Heather> they feel weird.
<Kevyn> how do they feel?
<Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's.
#35905 (136)
<b0at> <------------ FireHeart
<SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care
<pr0t0> <-- bonehead
<SeXaH> indeed ---^
#35912 (231)
<[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother? Sister? Lover?
<Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above
* [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming
#35913 (19)
<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child
<Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target demographic is catholic preists
<eyesore> lol
<eyesore> ZING!
#35916 (849)
<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends
#35922 (111)
<Base2> Win2k has that feature where I can be logged in, then "suspend" or whatever, and let my girl user her account right?
<Cosmok> Base2 • thats xp
<Base2> damn it
<Floach> your girl needs her own damn computer :)
<Cosmok> who are you kidding, you dont have a gf, just a sock
<_mrG> hrm
<_mrG> I guess socks could use a computer, if they are the type with toes