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babaobuey: well, ok
babaobuey: that was like watching lemmings run off a cliff or something
#35373 (513)
<Snow> Heard outside construction site on way to lunch:
<Snow> <sound that a nail gun makes> "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
#35378 (225)
<ASk> ads make the baby jesus cry
<CitizenErased> PLAGIARISM
<ASk> You can't own baby jesus, he's under GPL
#35382 (-26)
<woz> wouldn't it be great if they renamed scotland -  scatland
#35411 (180)
<xeria> cd disretard what i just sent you
<xeria> disREGARD
#35413 (41)
(@Klarth): Vapr is just out of tune
(@Klarth): The staff on his quarter note is too short
(Vapr): Your half note became a quarter note
(Vapr): after i cut it in half
(@Klarth): O_o
(@Klarth): And Ochanomizu is a whole note since she has no staff
(@Klarth): o_O
#35417 (275)
<Delirium> AFK, tornado
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#35423 (519)
<RoboHak> I need a bigger lap, two laptops don't fit very well
<mynuts> "... and thats where human evolution turned south"
#35433 (485)
<RQ> im gonan go in and tweak with it again
<RQ> gonna!
<ZephyrX> gonan
<RQ> hehe
<ZephyrX> the pre-pubescent barbarian
<RQ> LMAO
#35446 (142)
<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls
<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin
<Joelz> It can?
<Joelz> It should be called winunzip
#35449 (302)
<NetherMagic> i always tape my screwed up CDs on the walls of my room, so when ppl walk by my house they'll go blind and get hit by a car
#35457 (387)
<iretd> BTW, when you see 'TS' in a movie pr0n header, it stands for 'transexual' or 'transvestite'.
<dalias> hahaha iretd
<techlord> heh
<dalias> did you learn that the hard way?
<iretd> dalias, sure did. Was hard intended pun? :)
<iretd> There was something more to that chick. Couldn't quite put my finger on it. And then there it was. Something I wouldn't wanna put my finger on.
#35458 (414)
<dinarchvs> man
<dinarchvs> i should buy condoms
<abraham> why?
<abraham> your hand have an STD?
#35460 (277)
<DrNick668> the guy that used to live at my house is subscribed to the far eastern economic review and he didn't get it forwarded to his new adress
<DrNick668> i like gettin free stuff, but couldn't he be a pervert instead of an investor?
#35467 (350)
MysteriousPepit0: if you were an animal
MysteriousPepit0: what would you be?
InMediasRes1111: horny
#35479 (205)
(sorry about the timestamps... they're required for appreciation of the quote.)
[22:07] * JeremiahSmith falls down and dies.
[22:12] <Howard> Let's not all rush him to the cryokit at once...
#35482 (661)
*** Z is now known as Zfuckinherself
<Zfuckinherself> brb
<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> hmm
<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> either she's masturbating, or signing up for a Capital One Visa card
#35483 (372)
<nzc> mmmmm
<nzc> Speak n Spall.
<nzc> (i never owned one, by the way.)
<drwiii> obviously not.
#35494 (253)
Mike: you don't need anything to score in college
Mike: it's like wandering around in a dark forest
Mike: eventually you hit a tree.
#35521 (592)
<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
<RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt
#35522 (768)
<_rm> xp is great
<_rm> better than fucking me or 98
#35524 (133)
<ToddBored> FF11 is gonna suck, its gonna be MMORPG but on PS2
<ToddBored> will kill the whole fantasy part of the series, cuz there will be idiots in it
<ToddBored> naming themselves kewldude, and kingpimpmaster
<ToddBored> i dunno why they did it...
<ToddBored> im serious dude
<ToddBored> its not gonna have a story line to get into
<ToddBored> cuz all youre gonna hear is Lololo!!L!11 j000 got owned
<ToddBored> i roxx at FF11
#35566 (239)
<eyesore> the most mmorpg im looking forward to is SWG
<milk> so you can be a loser in a galaxy far far away?
#35567 (478)
<kisa> GET DRESSES, WE'RE LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES!!!
<Stalker> WHERE are you going?
<kisa> DRESSED, DRESSED DAMMIT!
#35578 (173)
<Ice_raven> two reasons to like ICQ
<Ice_raven> 1. it's fucking eleet when you have a bot named Erica make pseudo-cyber-sex with you
<Ice_raven> 2. when you get messages like [@#$]S?dl?nder (8:44 PM) are you from afganistan