#34925 (190)
<Roundhouse> Where can I get Java Virtual Machine?  Microsoft is being bitches and I can no longer download it from their upgrade. Is there any place where I can get this at?
<Maniacal> sun just might have a website
#34930 (246)
<@natclass> I smoke just so I can hang out with hot chicks
<@natclass> You don't actually have to smoke, just light up a butt and hold it
<@natclass> occasionally take a little puff
<@d13> i do lines so i can hang out with old hookers
#34945 (77)
<freak> so whats the present? is it something with sailing?!
<freak> =)
<mango> no.....
<mango> it has to do with my mouth though
<freak> oh
<freak> whoa
<freak> like kissing?
<mango> ha ha
<mango> no
<mango> try me giving u head
<freak> AHHHHHHHH
<freak> YAAAAAAAAAAAY
<freak> really?
<mango> :-P
<freak> hahah
<mango> hell yea
<freak> better take out your microscope, cause remember im asian =)
#34951 (176)
<Ud|AFK> red your so foreign it's amazing
<]KO[-RedWolf-|2-4|4-> k whats a foreign?
#34966 (282)
<Sede> That's a big word.. does it mean 'blowjob'?
<Potato> I thought that was "affection".
<Nyphur> Affection, Blowjob, same thing, isn't it?
<Potato> That's how I was raised.
#34969 (309)
<D4NG3R0U5> i swear to god my college is selling personal info to bookies or somethen
<D4NG3R0U5> "Do you plan on living in the residence you've written above, for at least a year 1=yes 2=no  |__|"
<R4V3N0U5 1> every college asks that
<D4NG3R0U5> "Would you say you're a fan of college sports, and are responsible when it comes to making bets 1=yes 2=no |__|"
<D4NG3R0U5> "Do you have a domestic animal that could be killed if you were to fail to pay a dept 1=yes 2=no |__|
#34970 (316)
<Ed> P2 Celeron was good though, because it used the same slot as the P3.
<Mime> P3 has two different slots!
<Mime> I had a SNES game style P3, my mate had a flat one.
<Ed> Mime, that's a socket.
<waffle> Mime: you mean a slot and socket
<Mime> Yes, socket and slot.
<waffle> amd really loved the slot
<kawaii_kekekeke> I love that slot.
<Mime> I love your mom's slot
<waffle> your moms a slot
#34972 (1050)
<tak>: wanna play a game?
<krplunkr: like what
<tak> Pearl Harbor
<krplunkr> sounsd fun
<krplunkr> how do i play?
<tak> I lay there, and you blow the hell out of me
<krplunkr> wait
<krplunkr> im confused
#34973 (347)
<Nikari[away]> OMG I GOT NEW SHOES
<Nikari[away]> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
<Nikari[away]> TIME FOR DDR
#34974 (1336)
<Kitty> h1 u wnat 2 d8?
<tavaryn> no nall, you're too l8
<Kitty> :(
<Kitty> but it is r f8
<tavaryn> maybe you should w8
<tavaryn> because we just can't rel8
<Kitty> but we r old enuf 2 m8
<tavaryn> you can't put food on my pl8
<Kitty> but when im with u i feel gr8
<Kitty> i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8
<tavaryn> maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8
#34992 (55)
*** weedsmokingpylon has quit IRC (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet ([exp/os] Due to abuse from this host, you are no longer welcome on DALnet. See http://kline.dal.net/exploits/akills.htm#os for more information.) [AKILL ID:1032824129K-e])))
<ChRiS^HoWiE^GoNe> lol
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<BurningDog> dalnet 1 , weed 0
#35019 (-9)
<Minion> http://www.bash.org/?69
<hpv-send> lol
<Elm> please dont link to that site
<Minion> Why not
<Elm> some of the stuff on it is not really appropriate
<Minion> On bash.org??
<Brianthe> yeah
<Elm> yes
<Minion> It's all text, bleh
<Brianthe> alot of the quotes are pretty r-rated
#35030 (612)
<Incubus> wanking in the shower has a drawback, now the rain makes me horny
#35080 (622)
* KeeperX is currently listening to [Your Mom and Dad - 'Having Sex' (0min 12secs long)]
#35163 (239)
[+escobar] just found out my grandma watches porn
[+escobar] something is serious wrong in the world
#35178 (228)
<@Deosyne> Yeah. I'm not admitting to anyone, especially my kid, that I stuck a vacuum in my ass
#35212 (40)
< BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m
< SnowKrash> =)
< NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n
#35279 (123)
<Upth> AvatarADV: Having scripts is an advantage over having to do it by ear.
<AvatarADV> Yeah, in the same way as having your -wife- gang-raped is an advantage because you don't have to impregnate her yourself, I guess...
#35287 (5)
<PeteParker> Microsoft Bob is the default shell for Windows 2000.
#35307 (239)
<Night> bitches fall for everything.
<CptPlanet> i know. dumb sluts.
<Night> it's genetic that they are cuter and stupider.
<CptPlanet> yeah. it's because cute smart chicks don't like to fuck, and dumb ugly chicks don't get hit on.
<CptPlanet> natural selection.
#35316 (135)
<h3123t1c> we at IRC protection use AOL often
<h3123t1c> it more organized
<_Godless_> Of course, because .5k/s, constant drop-offs and and $24 for a sub$10 service is "organized"
#35331 (420)
<boxed> "duh, do they have their own dollars in europe? I was to canada once, and they had their own dollars! can you believe that?"
<boxed> note that that's an actual quote from some people my dad met in the US once
#35339 (297)
<kuruption> OMG I HATE LINUX USERS
<kuruption> this guys gave me a shell on his box
<kuruption> and vi is symlinked to pico!
#35342 (480)
<Kaladam> I just heard somebody scream "WHAT THE FUCK" down the hall from me
<Kaladam> some dudes roommate jizzed on his face
#35358 (208)
<DogWelder> Hrmmm... Norton says that I've contracted a virus, and should disable needle sharing. Is this bad?