#34720 (563)
<abs> shit
<abs> my mom fell down the stairs
<abs> brb
#34741 (132)
<Nyphur> Everything I say is a lie.
<Nyphur> I AM COMPULSIVE LIAR!
<CWGerard> Oh no, what to believe!!!
<CWGerard> I ARE BORK!  DOWNLOAD TEH PATCH!
#34744 (-32)
[18:06] * @N4m3k ponders on that..I'll take note of it..and see which topic comes out better.
<+Zer0-kewl> "It smells like ass in here...but yet i stay and carry on with my lurking and writing"
<+Zer0-kewl> but that only works if it smells like ass in your room.
<@N4m3k> my room doesn't smell like ass :-
<@N4m3k> I hope that doesn't make it to bash :-
#34746 (203)
<Mank> I missed about half of the movie
<Mank> If you catch my drift
<waffle> Mank: stop with the public masterbastion
#34748 (229)
<Watermelon> so many fruits...kiwi, peaches, banana
<Watermelon> and me!
<Watermelon> bwhahaha
<Kiwi> ...
<Watermelon> we almost have a salad
#34755 (-134)
<Ac3-Drakenon> when i was with pure at the laser tag place there were some asians and i yelled
<Ac3-Drakenon> "I LIKE FLIED LICE"
<mr`bob> and then they kicked ur ass?
<Ac3-Drakenon> lol no, they were lil fat asians
<Ac3-Drakenon> i step on them and get blubber on my shoe
#34759 (164)
<AlmanzoW> Oh please.  Being in a car with Zot is like being strapped to your best friend's dad while he gets hard looking at Playboy
#34760 (678)
<Koyama> that masturbation thread has gotten way out of hand
#34768 (238)
<Shadye> reboot: gibb0r us pic of your wife
<reboot> if I ever find one, I'll scan it
<ArtecMice> drug her and scan her face
<reboot> there's an idea, and I could get sex at the same time
#34769 (219)
<MindRape> don't mind me, i'm divorced =)
<MindRape> still going thru the damn thing
<MindRape> she's sueing me for my penis
<Deeply> suing you for your penis?
<MindRape> yea, its bigger than hers :>
#34771 (155)
<DakotaKid> MultiAGP: Bend over, I got all the ram you need.
#34772 (999)
<Waxahachi> No. I am a programmer & I want friends that I can identify with intellectually and personably.
<BoDePlOt> if i eat anutter peanut butter cup i think i am going to puke
#34773 (344)
<Mxeil> You have a g/f right
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: No.
<Mxeil> DK: How can I guy as intellectual as you not have a girl!
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Maybe because I have a boyfriend.
<Mxeil> DK: Your a girl?
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Listen numbnut... I'm male. I have a boyfriend. Do I need to spell it out any clearer?
<Wrexen> dk I think you need to explain the whole 'plumbing' of having a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend
#34775 (431)
*** Mandingo (Glow35@ts1p7.candw.ag) has joined #visualbasic
<Mandingo> hi any females here?
<LameLLama> subtle, real subtle
#34776 (1520)
<www666> this is so cool I'm typing with Dragon NaturallySpeaking in mIrc
<www666> no more typing
<LameLLama> www: try "thlash exit"
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*** www666 (baroca@spc-isp-ham-uas-05-11.sprint.ca) has joined #visualbasic
<www666> Hugh Masters
<www666> you basterdes
#34782 (586)
* Ozak-shower hugs everyone
* Solinus runs from ozak
<Ozak-shower> oh shit
* Ozak-shower is now known as Ozak-Clothed
#34811 (141)
<angelB> shit
<angelB> drinking 2L of pepsi blue will FUCK YOU UP
<angelB> and not in any positive way
<angelB> it's like feeling sick after drinkin too much alc
<angelB> without the benefits of being drunk/not remembering it
#34856 (175)
<Mek> my dad gets junkmail from all over the world
<Mek> hes had em from, belgium, france, austria, australia, Canada, America, Argentina, Russia and the Czech Republic
<Mek> and also Jamaica
<Paulio> its his mailorder bride catalogues
<Mek> you get them too??
#34862 (147)
<TigerSun> check this out people, I saw someone's greet line on a bot today that
says "In God We Trust, everyone else get yourself an X.500 certificate"
#34891 (-455)
<Raenne>  .. I'M ON BASH.ORG?!?!?
#34898 (1435)
<Spyro> Dude..
<Spyro> The other day, I was smoking some weed and got into the car to go and drop my sister off to the bus stop. I thought some prick stole my steering wheel....
<Spyro> But I was in the backseat
#34912 (200)
<TigerSun> AsiaDoll: the only reason I'm not rich yet is because I refuse to earn on others' stupidity
<TigerSun> I believe stupidity should kill, not help others to get richer
<TigerSun> I'm highly ethical!
#34916 (449)
<blitzoid> I just now realized what Token's name meant on South Park
<blitzoid> "Token... he's black. OOOOOHHH I GET IT. HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY. I'm stupid."
<blitzoid> Man... I feel like that one kid who got into pogs late, bought like 800 of them, and then people stopped playing a couple days later.
#34918 (1141)
<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat
<HandyMan> *say
<HandyMan> *that
<Hyperbyte> *I
<Hyperbyte> *didn't
#34919 (96)
<ex-machina> aha! I just switched the britney case for the cracked alanis case! The angry canadian strikes again!