#34553 (42)
<mindstorms> i so l33t.....i combined my radio and computer output to my speakers
<mindstorms> so now my head hurts when i have the radio and winamp on!
#34555 (430)
<@xZaratustra> ADVENTURE IS THE BEST GAME EVER
<@Brentai> NO PITFALL IS
<Xerox> Statbuilder!
<Nyphur> NOTEPAD!
#34602 (1527)
TECC:  |:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|
TECC:  oops, soz.  wrong window.
Fuhrur:  why in the fuck would you type that to anyone?
#34603 (14)
<miv> i'm gona take a nap
<miv> i'll dedicate this nap to all the hoes in japan
<miv> all the 10-14 yearolds
#34616 (665)
<AEternus> my stomach is undergoing disasters unnamed at the moment
<AEternus> but you can't say no to the grandparents
<BlahFromStone> Yeah...
<BlahFromStone> Who can resist a nice, juicy plate of grandparents.
#34644 (33)
<jay123> i only do fat chicks , their chunky but their funky
#34648 (1457)
<hailz_b> pepsi is gayyyyyyy
<hailz_b> gayyyyyyyy
<hailz_b> give me cock anyday
<hailz_b> i mean coke!
#34656 (202)
<+Psyko> I'm gonna go hump the couch
<+Psyko> ~*boredom*~
<+Yamatto> dude, your couch puts out?
<+Psyko> wall too
<+Yamatto> damn
<+Yamatto> i want your house
<+Yamatto> unless you're like swapping wall for "mom"
<+Andaru> hahaha
<+Andaru> and couch for "little brother"
#34657 (125)
<DrNick668> i'd have a bad attitude too if someone put somethin big and round in my mouth and stretched it
#34660 (95)
<DentArthur> i took it a step further with the super glue in mouth incident :)
<milenko17> DentArthur: it could be worse you could superglue your foreskin together
<DentArthur> milenko17: it'd keep my KB cleaner :)
#34662 (1497)
(TRANCEBOY) But i'm joining the reserves.
(TRANCEBOY) Airborne Infantry
(^BiAnCoOcH^) really so da airforce in other words
(TRANCEBOY) No not the airforce,
(TRANCEBOY) Airforce is flying F16 jets etc.
(TRANCEBOY) Airborne infantry is ground combat deployed from black hawks, hueys, chinooks,
(^BiAnCoOcH^) hmmm ok den caause i understood dat but n e way
(TRANCEBOY) Ok Bianca, i'll put it in your terms.
(TRANCEBOY) Me and Cletus run around dem bushes looking for dem charlies and we's get put there by those dang cars with wings ya hear?
#34663 (574)
<RushMore> Shit, i was in physics and near shit myself
<RushMore> THe place went black, and i thought i crashed
<RushMore> THEN a light came on, and i saw a ball dropping, but it was only at like 8fps
<RushMore> I thought "Shit, i need a new graphics card"
<RushMore> Then i found out, the teacher turned out all the lights, put on a strobe light at 8flashes/s and dropped a ball so you could see its accelleration
<RushMore> Dickhead.
#34665 (391)
*** ubermensch- is now known as peer
<peer> DIE POOFSTER
*** Quits: Poofster (Solo84@202.151.232.16) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#34667 (169)
<Sticks> I'm always constantly mortified [no pun intended] at the continual degredation of people grammer and spelling on the net...
#34668 (146)
* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh goods
<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
<WhiteyFord> id hit it
<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
<WhiteyFord> Revenge
#34669 (187)
[BiC]: i got a jobb! woohoo!
[x-im]: sw33t dude :) what kinda job?
[BiC]: warehouse-thingie-kinda job... :P
[Nemesis]: my job is living, and the payment is the job itself ;]
[x-im]: your getting rippedoff pal, go talk to the union.
#34675 (310)
<gh5046> Mokey: How big are your boobs?
<Mokey> 38 aa
<gh5046> yo baby, you're shaped like an overweight 13 year-old
<Mokey> yep
<Mokey> that's me.
<gh5046> that so made me seem like an asshole
#34679 (232)
<eViL_fOoTwEaR> Now. Do you know what nickserv is?
<slsc83jvc03> nickserv is somthing that is mean to people for no reason
#34683 (651)
<Tweeder> dude, i was listning to a celine dion cd, and i pulled up to a toll booth, and the guy called me a fag. >:|
#34686 (644)
<Hypr> i heard theres a mexican equvalent of warez called juarez
#34688 (266)
<@sumppi> "A consultant is a man who knows 99 ways to make love but doesn't know any women"
#34694 (2184)
<`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question.
<bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed to work
<bUdDyLeE> watch
<bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life?
<`Frieza> yes
<bUdDyLeE> elaborate
<`Frieza> no
<bUdDyLeE> fair enough.
#34705 (18)
<Loki> zig, tell me where you live so i can kill you
#34707 (1235)
<morah> I MADE A VOODOO DOLL
* morah stabs Vireo in the eye
...
* Vireo (sverreba@so817.hig.no) Quit (Dead socket)
#34718 (299)
<Kube> lots of girls like me
<Kube> well
<Kube> one