#36156 (31)
<PERL_ZEALOT> Gimme a second, man.
<PERL_ZEALOT> I type slowly.
<Dillinger> some code'er you are.
#36157 (176)
<Al> people are often friendly until they learn what an irretrievable shit-pit the world is and what a sick, worthless collection of misshapen animals comprises the human species
<DogWelder> I like to think of it as boot camp, then hell.
#36163 (216)
<destru> tv just told me i could get a correspondence degree in gunsmithing
<destru> does that really seem like a good idea?
#36167 (540)
<Arkansas> wank --device=/dev/righthand --input=/dev/cock/shaft --output=/dev/cock/head --loop-device &
<IBM> I got a frontend to do that for me. It's called "woman".
#36169 (143)
<Knux_The_Echidna> Mel Brooks? what was (s)he in?
#36171 (318)
* `Glenn scribbles on Illy's face with a washable marker while she is away.
<Lightspeed> Glenn prob seen too much Pokemon....
<BraveFencer> .... No, but by the fact you connected that to Pokemon, maybe YOU have.
#36175 (142)
<Joesomebo> but can I operate under a different IP address that's not being used for example? Or is that the type of thing they only do in movies
#36180 (39)
(Mr_Moppy) I got me some great head last night
(Mr_Moppy) Tired the dog out though... she's not used to such vigorous work.
#36181 (717)
<nom> Bush wipes his ass, right?
<Ultron> No someone does it for him
<Legion> yeah with the constitution
#36184 (387)
<Bloaty121> hmm i was just watching a jif commercial and now i want a peanut butter sandwich
<|404notfound> They're brainwashing you, watch out.
<Bloaty121> but i'm hungry
<|404notfound> That's what they want you to think.
#36185 (142)
<Eticam> OMG!
<Eticam> There's a mosquito the size of a monkey here!
<Eticam> and it's eating my leg!
#36186 (-19)
<dranyam> Okay, my quote on bash.org is not mine
#36190 (149)
<skn3[ac]> ITS A RE-DESIGN
<Clubsoft> Its a FUCK-UP :P
#36191 (218)
<Asha`monkey> yeah, i put it in there real good huh you like that
<p0tat03> ...
<Asha`monkey> Oops.
<Asha`monkey> Wrong window.
#36193 (66)
<FlatFace> Put it in C:winoot
<SLing> I already have a /winoot/ directory
<FlatFace> !
<FlatFace> SLING USING *NIX!?!?!?!?!
<SLing> Nah
<SLing> It's just so much easier to reach the / than the  :P
#36195 (161)
<Jenna> how was your weekend?
<ChrisLTD> it was good!
<ChrisLTD> no unprotected sex though
<ChrisLTD> very sad
<Jenna> oh, so sorry, i know how important meeting the unprotected sex quota is
#36197 (128)
<Punky^Nopants> *scratches head flakes onto pants*
* pantsME adds milk and enjoys
#36201 (259)
<GokuSSJ4> My first car was free
<Genome> GokuSSJ4 u stole it?!!
<GokuSSJ4> Nah my parents gave it to me
<GokuSSJ4> lol
<Genome> they stole it???
#36205 (198)
<Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang in your shithole
<sx> 9 results for "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+shithole"
<maUru> wow
<maUru> nice
<hardlined> haha
#36213 (327)
<punchcard_uc> guinness
<punchcard_uc> aaahh
<punchcard_uc> even the shittiest days at work disappear with a guinni
<punchcard_uc> along with lots of other memories im sure
<punchcard_uc> cant remember really
#36214 (428)
<punchcard_uc> tier 1 techs dont know shit
<punchcard_uc> all they have to do is read from a script
<punchcard_uc> first thing you do is ask for a tier 2 tech
<DomMac> I just ask for someone smarter
<DomMac> as soon as they answer the phone
<DomMac> "hello.... this is support"
<DomMac> "gimme someone smarter than you"
#36220 (166)
<Ginger`> In pagecount, the script is about at the level of six to seven Shakespeare games, so it may well take awhile. ^.^ A 10% patch was released recently.
<Ginger`> *plays
<Ginger`> I can't believe I said Shakespeare games. -.-;
#36225 (1700)
<Ariela> I want a man that is like a purse: looks good on your arm, carries your things, and hopefully matches your shoes.
<Nap> I want a woman who's like a good pair of shoes: looks good, provides support, and doesn't recite stupid analogies.
#36234 (547)
<aNuBiS-> im gonna invent a new internet acronym: tltttwt
<Tokae> wtf is it?
<aNuBiS-> too lazy to type the whole thing
#36237 (336)
<shithead1> oh good sir geoffrey
<shithead1> did you slay any dragons in the last fortnight?
<jeff> no
<jeff> unless by slay any dragons you mean rub one off