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<Magus> # robots.txt for http://www.riaa.com/
<Magus> # questions contact blong@riaa.com
<Magus> User-agent: *
<Magus> Disallow: /temp/
<Magus> Disallow: /admin/
* Magus cracks up
#34365 (411)
<ALIVE> what was adams punishment for eating apple
<MrMan> work
<MrMan> pain
<Kaiti> death
<ana> death
<Bayls> he lost ops
#34367 (161)
[19:45] <Rydberg> TI83+!
19:46] <Moa2020> HP48 !!!!
[19:46] <^JeppZer^> NOKIA!
[19:46] <Moa2020> Nokia doesn't make calculators fool
[19:47] <^JeppZer^> they got calculators on their phones.. DUH
#34370 (217)
<tye>   and deref'ing is easy to remember because robots, ->[ , use simple integer indices while samuri, ->{ , have names for everything, and aliens, ->( , use functional programming
#34371 (432)
<dan-o2> I've been watching simpsons for the better portion of my life
<SpaceMonkey> Your life doesn't have a better portion
#34373 (415)
<headly> Sex is like air: Its not important unless your not getting any.
#34374 (297)
<cwd> ls
<cwd> oops
<cwd> :\
<artrix> happens to all of us
<cwd> but i only have this one terminal open
#34384 (147)
<]KOARP[-Gawd-[Aa]> you know your in too many channels when a name change causes a   (..quit..) Cyp|TFC [Cypress070@host-150-206-220-24.midco.net] (Excess Flood)
#34387 (272)
<acehole101> losing is not an option.
<@ex-machina> no, for you it's a compulsion.
#34389 (290)
AdrianO: Aq: I thought you'd renounced the yellow shirt of doom?
Aquarion: Not totally, anyway.
Aquarion: I wore it to work to see the effect.
Aquarion: Said effect being, and I quote "Fucking hell, that's a loud shirt"
#34393 (376)
<oyvind> what's a vegan?
<junk> something you should stab in the face
#34396 (35)
*** billn has quit IRC (jeezus larz, not so hard, yer gonna damage my colon)
#34401 (153)
<Macphisto> You guys keep an eye out for Chromatics new oreilly weblog titled, "How the power of perl couldn't stop Macphisto from breaking my legs."
#34403 (793)
<Wretched> Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
#34405 (23)
<Argus> it blows a new asshole out when i put it in though
<Basic> does it get hot in there?
<Basic> .......
<Basic> oh god
<Basic> don't even submit that
<Basic> oh, come on.
#34408 (87)
<o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from using the die command?
<annjo> you might die
#34410 (261)
<wuntvor> One thing I've noticed is that actual knowledge and certifications are inversely proportional.
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<tReMeR>  /penis lengthen 13.5 inches
<nattydr00g> penis Unknown command
<tReMeR> damn these servers
#34412 (126)
(@TFS_FeAr)must
(@TFS_FeAr)your like
(@TFS_FeAr)my toy
(@TFS_FeAr)bitch
(+mustafa1234)No, im not 9 inches long black and made of rubber.
#34413 (619)
* Dr_Vladimir cries at the racial discrimination....
<Dr_Vladimir> Robots are people too!
<TK-421> lousy automatons
* Norton flicks off muffbots switch
*** Signoff: muffbot ()
<muffinator> :o
<Norton> ONO
<Dr_Vladimir> OH MY GOD!
<muffinator> MOUTH TO MOUTH
<Norton> eh?
* Norton hooks up jumper cables to muffbot
<Norton> CLEAR
* Norton turns his car over
*** muffbot (mister@ip68-99-108-30.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined channel #MUA
<Norton> w00!!
#34418 (182)
*** Suave` was kicked by Prell (buy some better shampoo)
#34419 (288)
<zimalicious> size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it.
<Ralp> But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing?
<Mattress> hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis?
#34421 (132)
KoG_Work> God damn it... "the westbound backup to the toll plaza is horrible! west 80 is slow from central, 580 jams up from lakeshore, and north 880 is slow from the grand avenue curve. the metering lights are on, and traffic on the upper deck is slow from the incline into san francisco" ~_~
* KoG_Work ponders taking the 92...
<KoG_Work> if it's backed up to lakeshore, can't even make a detour to Ikea like I normally do!
<St0rmD> you go to the furniture store so much you have detours and shortcuts to get there?
<DishHole> maybe ikea has a drive-through
#34422 (133)
<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
<@Cockroach-> lol
<@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern Kentucky. ;)
#34423 (67)
<ian_/#linuxwarez> Just think, in 3 years this RAM will probably be in some toxic heap in china while little chinamen pick through it with solvents to extract gold.