<^Pa|Busy^> I think all words after "bitch" were probably unnecessary.
<^Pa|Busy^> I think all words after "bitch" were probably unnecessary.
<Nanuq> oooh, even better
* Nanuq puts his hand in the printer and pipes to lpr
<Nanuq> OWWW, OWWW, OWWW!
<Nanuq> Okay, done.
<Tron> Nanuq: Stupid! You should have used the inkjet!
<Tron> *fwap*
<Warokii> and all i wanted to do was sleep
<Warokii> so i slept
<Warokii> and i had 1 hour of sleep in me when somebody started ringing the door bell
<Warokii> and wouldnt quit
<Warokii> and i was rightously peeeved for havin my sleep disturbed
<Warokii> i answered the door with an half assed mind and thinking it was that tupperware saleswoman who kept coming to my block to sell plastic
<Warokii> and i gave the woman a piece of my mind in the most nasty way
<WillZ> and?
<Warokii> .... turns out it was my mom.
<kyokki> LOL! that's not good
<Warokii> i think im off her will :(
<@Kavity> It stands for +buddy, want one?
<HeraldTheGreat> sure!
<@Kavity> Ok! ;)
--- Kavity has set a ban on: herald@*.bos.east.verizon.net
<HeraldTheGreat> thanks, you guys are cool! i will be back later!
* HeraldTheGreat has quit IRC (BYE NEW FRIENDS!)
<@Kavity> Hehe... I don't think he will ;)
<AdeptaCheese> im scared to ask this
<AdeptaCheese> but what the fuck
<AdeptaCheese> is bukkake
<Al3xand3r> :o
<Al3xand3r> :x
<Al3xand3r> XD
<Al3xand3r> I have no idea...
* madsen panics.
<madsen> I'm in love with a manual...!
<m0zzie> you mean root pass?
<murder`> yea whatever its called do u know some cool commands like to hack ppl?
<m0zzie> try this one.. rm -rf /etc
<phoenix> rofl
<murder`> that one just paused for ages and came up with a few forbidden msgs
<murder`> got any better ones?
<m0zzie> hmm.. try rm -rf /root
<murder`> that one just paused for a bit again, dont u know any to really hack someone?
<agent3> lol
<m0zzie> ugh, ok I guess you're gonna keep harrassing us until we tell you how to hack people aren't you?
<murder`> yep
<m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home" then do "shutdown -h now"
<murder`> k sweet man thx!!
[n] Quit [murder`]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer]
<m0zzie> I'm a bastard.
<m0zzie> uhh sam, who are you and who gave you the key?
<sam> i am sam and i didnt need a key :-)
<m0zzie> hmm.. this is a private channel, please fuck off. :)
[n] Mode [m0zzie]-[+b *!*sam@sam.name]
<lynx> m0z, meet sam, the server admin :/
<m0zzie> oh fuck.
[n] Mode [m0zzie]-[-b *!*sam@sam.name]
<m0zzie> me love you long time? :>
<red_one> Lisanne: take the cup out first ;)
<Lisanne> har har
<Bah> My boyfriend is half chinese and he is 6 ft 3
<Gibs> so he didnt get the shortness of the chinese
<Bah> yes he did.......
<Tozz> <Tre`> I have no girl
<Tozz> <Tre`> to give me sex
<Tozz> <Tre`> all I have
<Tozz> <Tre`> is binary and hex
*** Tozz is now known as Tozz|Coden
<iceblox> what does he want to tell us :>
(Tak777) are you built tough?
(DodgeGrl) NOO
(DodgeGrl) I am delicate like a flower
(Mavrick69) 'built tough' is Ford, not Dodge.
his penis on her nipple"
<Dareon> O_o Oh, those inscrutable Orientals...
<Zephy> lol. "With a staplegun"
<Apollo-> Slinky: boys? I have enough hair on my ass to knit you a sweater, and you call me a boy? ;)
<Slinky> apollo, until you prove otherwise
* Slinky smirks
<Apollo-> oh lord
<Apollo-> You DO NOT want to see my ass, trust me
<PawTeeGal> better with out without hair?
<Apollo-> I have 250 lbs of ass
<Apollo-> I'm sure it doesn't matter whether or not it has hair
<Apollo-> mkdir
<zlut> thanks
<Apollo-> no problem, slut
<Apollo-> err, zlut
<@PuffinFreshWog> i am holding a sl45 too
<NiffTuRNaL> Im holding a PS2 control
<@sTubby> I'm holding my dick
<@sTubby> and 2 phones, and typing...
<@sTubby> now THAT'S talent
<@PuffinFreshWog> thats a lot of hands
<@sTubby> nah, just 3
<@PuffinFreshWog> call the phones, if they are in the same hand as the dick
<@sTubby> that'd be strangely entertaining
<@PuffinFreshWog> i can't do that type of thing, my cocks needs the full atention of both hands coz it is so huge
<@PuffinFreshWog> lol
<@sTubby> 1 hand to rub and 1 hand to watch?
<@sTubby> "backup"?
<Scorpius> we're too lazy to test it
<djik> so we'll never know
<Moeser> you run away from it
<Moeser> very swiftly
<Moeser> and you don't make sudden moves
* moeser whistles
<moeser> nice transfer rates... yow!
<jailbait> "hello world"
<jailbait> awww im sorry :(
<jailbait> how long is ur contract for?
<merc-wrk> Its not contract. I can leave any time i want
<jailbait> okay you saying "i just signed my contract" usually means that you signed a contract =P
<merc-wrk> well, its a contract
<merc-wrk> cuz I signed a piece of paper saying that I agree to the terms of the employement and understand this is my pay rate, blah, blah blah blah blah
<jailbait> riiiiight
* jailbait cant stop laughing
<merc-wrk> bleh :P
<jailbait> ahhhh my sides hurt
<merc-wrk> what the hell do you call it then
<merc-wrk> its a damn contract
<merc-wrk> Damn you americans. Always beating up on me
<ben> 5gb is not an addiction.
<daenonok> "OW!!! PENIS CRAMP!! owie owie owie"
<daenonok> then ask her to rub it for you :P