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(117)* phucknut == drunk <phucknut> wh00000 <ian_> phucknut, I replaced your beer with bottles of my piss. <phucknut> yum <phucknut> i'm gonna go back to the bar and drink some more <phucknut> wh000 <phucknut> lata chump <phucknut> ssss <cwd> haha <cwd> phucknut turns into a dalnet user when he's drunk #34249
(230)<DRBS> this is so ghey what happened <MoDoDynam> I know Bradford, I know. <DRBS> matts an ayesshole <MoDoDynam> Well sometimes in a friendship the parties involved have to tear apart and develop a scar tissue in order to strengthen the bond that they never had before. Maybe that's our purpose in life: fighting to eventually gain fulfillment with others. <DRBS> ... <DRBS> hold on i have to take a nasty shit. #34251
(206)<Amish|wuurk> there is no death for me <Amish|wuurk> just a ping timeout #34252
(540)<NinjaDebugger> Too... many... fetch... quests! * Zrith parsed that as "fetish." <Mandoric> "My black leather panties fell down the well! I'll give you the Dildo of Erdrick if you retrieve them!" #34253
(219)* Mage_ scoots away from Dykstra * Dykstra plays with his pokeballs * Mage_ scoots further <SteveD> uh huh * Dykstra squirtles SteveD <SteveD> eegad! #34254
(246)<Bookworm> Jeremiah, I don't tell you what to do, now quit telling people that. #34255
(241)<PSlagle-Tech> you should have seen me explaining the concept of drivers to my mother when I was setting up their computer... I explained it like this... * JamesR-Tech covers his eyes <JP_Tech> this could be interesting <PSlagle-Tech> "Imagine you woke up one morning with a third arm... you wouldn't know how to control it, right? So you get a book and read how to control it, and then you can use it." * JamesR-Tech copies and pastes to bash.org <PSlagle-Tech> trhe arm is the modem, and the book is the driver. <JP_Tech> lol <PSlagle-Tech> hey... she understood after that. :) #34263
(576)<shrug> Women burn an average of 27 calories during an orgasm <shrug> Faking an orgasm burns 160 calories <shrug> I've been helping women loose weight #34265
(-3)<Annieland> i have beautiful skin <Annieland> some people are just jealous <rajn> no you don't <rajn> you're fucking ugly <Annieland> i do too <Annieland> fuck you <Annieland> i'm beautiful <rajn> fuck you <rajn> get hepatitis #34266
(42)TehKirby: once you go black; you dont go back TehKirby: once you eat a cat; you want to mack zhulkogh: I couldn't have said it better myself. #34267
(200)<niko> whenever I see a korean media company or game company it's like <niko> "HEY LOOK WE CAN DO ANIME TOO! AND GAMES WOO CHECK US OUT!" <niko> "see you don't need japan!" <niko> "you can use us! and we work cheaper!" #34270
(-42)<[PLF]Sohryu> i dont understand why the us didnt just crush canada along time ago <[PLF]Sohryu> we wouldnt need ground troops <[PLF]Sohryu> 3 months of carpet bombing <[PLF]Sohryu> like we did in afghanistan <[PLF]Sohryu> that'l do the trick <[PLF]Sohryu> OR <[PLF]Sohryu> we could send in <[PLF]Sohryu> seal team 6 <[PLF]Sohryu> all 5 of them <[PLF]Sohryu> they would own the country in 20 minutes <[PLF]Sohryu> only becuase its so big #34271
(216)<[PLF]TehKirby> in canada; if you rape a dog <[PLF]TehKirby> they give you money <[PLF]Sohryu> shit <[PLF]TehKirby> im serious. <[PLF]Sohryu> jesus <[PLF]Sohryu> id be rich #34274
(287)* Now talking in #9-11 <[9-11]|vS|darkwinter> cant we just have a moment of silence? <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO MY TERROR DAY BARBECUE <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> WE WILL HAVE GAMES <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> LIKE <[9-11]ILLuSiOnZ|GaS|> we did b4 <[ws]-storm[9-11]> hi <Will> holy shui <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> PIN THE JET ON THE WTC TOWER <Will> no one is oped either <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> KABOOM <nLs|rOnny[9-11]> omfg * *** G-line requested by Jaden.. (465) * Disconnected #34276
(311)<D3KK0N> i am in such a good mood today! <JudasX> lose your virginity? <D3KK0N> many times <JudasX> your hand doesn't count <D3KK0N> even your left? #34278
(153)<@mr_zap> kinda like some toilet seat incident I know about <@Glenn> hahaha <@Glenn> i went to the loo at kents place <@Glenn> forgot about the toilet seat <@Glenn> and i was like <@Glenn> fuck your toilets uncomfortable <@Glenn> and hes like, well, u gotta put the seat down #34279
(44)<Gamer55|FUCKYOU> nah, the thing is me and wacko luv eachother, we have 20 babies :) <Gamer55|FUCKYOU> i ate them all tho :( <mik3y> whoa <mik3y> 20 babies and you're 20 <mik3y> CONSPIRACY <Gamer55|FUCKYOU> theory! <mik3y> and wacko is like 12 <Mojo> :O <mik3y> explain the math on that one <Threeboy> if there's grass on wacko's feild, I play ball. #34280
(748)<wizardofaaahs> I smoke during sex <martha> wiz, slow down and use a lubricant #34286
(45)<fretless-> slackware sucks <brain_> ...lol <fretless-> brain_: you're laughing like you know better or something <brain_> fretless-: and i'm guessin... window rules ? * fretless- smacks the shit out of brain <Flimflam> lmao <brain_> why, so you can eat it ? #34287
(264)<phyre> my room is hot... <phyre> I'm sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting #34289
(191)<E-vangelist> I just realized I've been running my laptop all day with drugs all in the pcmcia and memory slots #34295
(43)<Porcupine> #animefiends, lots of fun <Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii], do you like your meat hot or cold <Porcupine> [22:57] <Abizoath> anyways I am off to fade into obscurity.... <Porcupine> [22:57] <Rintaun> theedge[h: not if you use good compression :P <Porcupine> [22:57] <[Chii]> porc: depends which kind <Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii]: my kind <Iruja> lol <guns7007> Porc making fun of chii won't get your meat in his mouth any faster <guns7007> just offer him a buck and mention 10-10-220 <guns7007> it always works in the commercials #34296
(714)[17:10:00] <aamir> hi [17:10:17] <aamir> hello [17:10:17] <Kelavat> hi [17:10:36] <aamir> asl plz [17:11:59] <Kelavat> oh why the hell does everyone always ask that, does it really metter what the fuck my asl is, obviously im not a kid and not very femenine so if you planning on hitting on someone just get a baseball bat and knock yourself out cause its the only beating you'll get tonight [17:13:25] <aamir> asl [17:14:20] <Kelavat> you dont get it do you, I am not going to answer your friggin asl [17:14:42] <aamir> y my dear [17:15:58] <Kelavat> you drink a lot dont you? #34298
(253)<DoctorRiff> captain planet didnt teach me to save the earth, it taught me to stab hippies for giving me crap cartoons #34300
(184)<+Saloja> How do you get the timer off? <infinitySPZ> //timer 0 1 //echo TIMERS OFF <infinitySPZ> Type that. It should help. * Timer 1 activated TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF