#34199 (258)
<Joel> i like legos but the red ones give me heart burn...
#34201 (14)
<Dalener> My common thread would be a needle and some string.
<Lady_Sharlintier> damn this dog is skin hanging on a frame
<Porco-Russo> my common thread would be a Single white rose! muahahaha
<Porco-Russo> well.. with steel stems
<Porco-Russo> Jammed thorugh thier heads
<Duloth> Why steel stems?
<Duloth> WHy not just a dozen white roses stabbed through the right eye socket of each victim?
<Porco-Russo> rose stems aren't strong enough
<Lady_Sharlintier> See I knew there were things I liked about you Jack J/K
<Dalener> Why not a John Tesh cd?
#34203 (70)
<Dalener> "Indentured Servant" is just a nice way of saying "Bitch ass slave"
<Porco-Russo> "Landscapers anyone?"
<Dalener> Did you know the Alabamaian with the most slaves was a black man who OWNED his mother?
#34207 (32)
<Jackknife> hey you eat jesus christ Every Communion
<Jackknife> talk about Demonic Sacrifice.
<Duloth> Hmmm?
<Duloth> Only the Catholics are cannibals, Jack.
* Jerec is expanding his worldly knowledge of Cooking
<Jackknife> dave is catholic, duloth
#34209 (-55)
<Jerec> I bent my glasses =/
<Reykemias> lol
<Jerec> I need new ones anyways
<Lady_Sharlintier> you are supposed to take them off during sex Jerec
<Jerec> What is the fun in that! then I can't see you !
<Lady_Sharlintier> what you can't see you can always feel... besides if you are seeing or feeling me it must be in your dreams cuz you are a lil far away for anything else
<Jerec> hehe
<Jerec> :P
<Lady_Sharlintier> hey only show me your tongue if you intend to use it
* Jerec takes Lady_Sharlintier into a private room
<Lady_Sharlintier> LOL
* Lady_Sharlintier stuffs Jerec back into his pod... not done yet
* Jerec sulks inside his pod
<Lady_Sharlintier> I think you need to hibernate for awhile longer :)
<Jerec> why so?
<Lady_Sharlintier> Age a few more years :)
<Duloth> Note: While hibernating, you will age more slowly than her.
<Lady_Sharlintier> yeah and when he comes out I will be on geritol
<Jerec> how about i put you  In the pod?:)
<Lady_Sharlintier> I'm strange enough without being a pod person :)
<Jerec> aww come on :D
#34211 (30)
<Khrath> brael fucks himself in the ass cause he's thinks it would make him gay to let his boyfriend
<Brael> so true
#34215 (204)
<Duloth> BRB, the dorm is on fire.
#34216 (36)
* Carson_Marl looks at the remnants of the lightsaber on the floor.
<Kalista_Frenta> "I wish those damn nuthouse doctors would hurry up and show. I'm ready to get out of her."
<Kalista_Frenta> ((heheheheh. her = here))
<Carson_Marl> ((Yeah, SURE it does!))
#34220 (100)
-!- Maxx-Gothic [Maxx_Gothi@ubju.lekc.rikn.uoap.this.chat.server] has quit [(signed off)]
<@PrincessLeia2> i keep thinking that guy's nick is Mexx-Gothic
<@PrincessLeia2> you can imagine what type of images that produces o_O
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#34222 (26)
* Carson_Marl continues to sing loudly as he showers, "Yoda! Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yooooodaaaaaaaa!"
* Carson_Marl continues to shower and sing, "Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the..."
#34223 (151)
<delta> *.na is only 2.500 $USD
<goat> WTF
<goat> they charge 2500 for a fuckin namibia tld?
<goat> no wonder they're all starving
#34224 (125)
<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth
<deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch
<RageFury> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp
<RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website?
<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
#34225 (19)
<deadkode> rent-a-center is funny as hell
<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth
<deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch
> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp
<RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website?
<deadkode> free till payday
<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
#34226 (348)
<AkumaUsagi> I want to be able to trust people more.  That means I have to be able to throw them further.
#34228 (210)
<D3KK0N> if a woman broke in you had a little thing with and left you some panties and a card....you wouldnt be happy?
<bluewolf> er for a start i'm female
#34229 (112)
<@Brains-Lans> women suck, thats why i love cat5, slender, sexy, doesnt annoy me.
#34231 (321)
<signine> i walk into work wearing a hawaiian shirt, with pink hair, wearing paint-covered shoes, a server is down, stuff is happening that sucks and is causing massive fallout and my job is probably in danger
<signine> and what do i get from my coworkers?
<signine> "nice shirt, where'd you get it?"
#34232 (662)
<dj_goddess> Hey Nyph, how'd the exams go?
<Nyphur> What exams?....
<Nyphur> Oh, THOSE exams. ;)
<Nyphur> FUCK... Those exams....
#34238 (152)
<SecrtAgnt> manual labor isn't my gig
<SecrtAgnt> i work with my mind...not my hands.
<SecrtAgnt> other then masturbation...but my mind is hard at work too
#34239 (240)
<Sart> blizzard is annoucing their new game in an hour or so
<Dark-e> oh let me go to the bathroom now so i dont pee on myself in an hour
<Sart> blizzard's web page has a new entrance pic now
<Dark-e> omg
<Dark-e> shit
<Dark-e> didnt goto the bathroom
#34241 (379)
<AZReDWiNG> i just found out my dad is a giant warez freak
<AZReDWiNG> and he tells me not to download stuff at home
<AZReDWiNG> hes against kazaa and all that crap, hes in some sort of "anti-hacker/warez federation"
<AZReDWiNG> im like "dad... this copy of xp is illegal"
<AZReDWiNG> "yeah, i know son"
<AZReDWiNG> "this copy of xp is on 500 computers at my work"
<AZReDWiNG> "WTF I THOUGHT UR ANTI-WAREZ"
<AZReDWiNG> "screw microsoft"
#34242 (193)
<DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da shit
<DouXXX> oppps bowl
<Diablos> tecmo bowel
<Diablos> hahaha
<DouXXX> LMFAO!
<Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the SHIT
<DouXXX> totally shitty!
#34243 (236)
! Admiral_Justin is an equal opportunity asshole
( Admiral_Justin ) ummm
( Admiral_Justin ) that sounded soooo wrong
#34244 (440)
<Shiningun> the day peoples faces start looking like ^_^ in real life is tha day i buy a flamethrower