#34148 (206)
<naner> at my school, some fat chick wore a thong and baggy pants.. :( she started walking towards me and he pants fell like below her crotch, I could see her hairy bush, it made me cry
<sQu33ze> did she think you were a porkchop
#34153 (174)
<[COOLIO]> could someone tell me what this error means? -> [Thu Sep 19 04:04:31 2002] [warn] long lost child came home! (pid 10048)
<mezcal> it means you can notify the police and tell them everything is ok now.
#34154 (1038)
<BOB_LOE> If you dog shits on the pavement you get a fine of $500, indecent exposure is $300, so if your dog shits on the pavement and the police come, drop your pants and say its yours.
#34156 (384)
*** ClayStudy is now known as Claymen
<Dingbat> ClayStudy means Clay is dong study.... so does Claymen mean Clay is doing men? :P
<Claymen> stfu Dingbat
#34157 (25)
(Guardian_Knight): hey last female HNG I saw I suspect was a boy about 13 or so and didn't know a vulvia from a volvo
#34160 (288)
<Elly_May> she works where the men come and pay money for sex...
<Elly_May> what do you call it again...
<DrNick668> hahahah
<qrg> hahahha
<DrNick668> thailand
#34161 (398)
<Nyphur>Dude, my wee sister has TITS!
<CWGerard>...
<CWGerard>...
<Nyphur>Fuck, did I just think that, or did I type it?
#34163 (43)
<Mdk>Incest...a totally new meaning for "fun for the whole family"
#34167 (125)
<_Nor> I can spell, I just choose not to
#34168 (264)
<Digby> what if the man empirically measure them ? ;)
<Digby> length, girth, tensile strength, and volume ;)
<_Matty> volume?? "hey, baby, i've got a loud cock" ??
<_Matty> wtf?
<Tig`One> "hey babe wanna hear my cock shout?"
<^Dozy^> that'd be an impressive chat up line
<Guede> Brings new meaning to pump up the volume.
#34169 (277)
* Finn apologises for her rabbit like activity
<Finn> that could be read a few ways..I mean jumping about
#34170 (610)
defiant_wench: I smoked pot for a month one night
#34173 (179)
<xhg> we're not allowed to have dogs in our condo. But judging from some of the women present at the condo meeting, I'm not  sure that bylaw is obeyed.
#34174 (359)
<latyrx> a christian friend called me tonight, but im ok now
#34177 (114)
<Azif> I want a computer that i can plug into the back of my neck. That way I can have both hands free when I'm looking at  internet porn
#34178 (360)
<Azif> Somehow, getting lucky with google isn't as satisfying as it sounds...
#34181 (534)
<NeonMorning> I'm scared I'm going to say something random and sound really stupid.
<Urban_Hermit> be like me - always say something stupid and it never appears random
#34182 (544)
<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat channel.
<NeonMorning> [02:22:48] <viju> hi girls i am a young male boy who loves to have a peep under the dresses of girls like you  or ladies or even housewives. i want to go under the skirts dresses or sarees of all u young n beautiful ladies. i just like  to play there and lick all that is avilable down under. Will u allow me under?  i Know u want me under   ;)
<NeonMorning> English isn't his thing, apparrently.
<Urban_Hermit> he seems to be facinated with Australia...
<NeonMorning> He loves "all that is available in the down under."
<Urban_Hermit> kangaroos... wombats... koalas....
#34183 (362)
<Emmy> When I was in Helsinki, I couldn't stay at the house of a friend, because they had - well, crawly things, too
<Azif> babies?
#34184 (187)
<BlinkingBear> 'manipulating' is a catholic term for masturbation
<flawd_> !dict manipulation
<MarvinAndroid> - 2: the action of touching with the hands or the skillful use of
#34186 (271)
<stupidMM> A District council must have designed woman.
<stupidMM> Only a they would put a playground next to a sewage plant
#34188 (45)
<El_Duderino> Baby loves me, yes yes she does.
<El_Duderino> HUH!
<DevonCase> Fuck you.
<El_Duderino> ...
<El_Duderino> Accept Neil Diamond into your life.
<Al_Koholic> Dear God!
<El_Duderino> No, Neil Diamond.
<El_Duderino> God cannot come through in the clutch and cure my illness.
<Al_Koholic> Is your illness by any chance being straight and he's curing it by making you gay?
#34192 (267)
<JustAGirl> did i miss something here?
<KArmA-> were you sleeping?
<KArmA-> is your ass sore?
<JustAGirl> no on both counts
ð LabMonkey hides the vacuum hose
<KArmA-> then no
#34196 (215)
<Trak3r> hmm, qdb has new rules
<Trak3r> SUBMISSION RULES:
<Trak3r> 3) PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE QUOTE YOU ARE SUBMITTING, IS IT FUNNY? PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT QUOTES WITHOUT ANY MEANING OR HUMOR
<Trak3r> that third one pretty much eliminates their database thus far
#34198 (665)
<nihil> I doubt my getting fired from the Dairy Queen is a bellwether of recession, but it sure is a bellwether of I stuck my wang in the butterscotch.