#34083 (179)
<t0ast> fuck you
<Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;)
<t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F
<Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment Television" sheep? YOU FUCKING RASCIST.
#34085 (290)
<Threeboy> i'm gonna start a money service like paypal.
<Threeboy> and call it goatbu.cx
#34086 (255)
<mikezilla> say that again threeboy
<mikezilla> i'll do better
<mikezilla> i promise
<Threeboy> say what?
<mikezilla> that thing about having power
<mikezilla> i will comeback this time
<Threeboy> naw.
<mikezilla> and you'll be rubbing your butt
<mikezilla> from the pain
<Threeboy> last time i checked, we were on IRC.
<Threeboy> and i dont have my force feedback pants on today
#34087 (241)
<Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once
<Threeboy> haah.
<Threeboy> that's more like torture 101.
<Didjital> taht game was hard as hell
<Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass.
<Didjital> mario is missing = win
<Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he fucking dropped the ball twice.
<Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but FUCK. FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.
#34089 (379)
<*kraken> oh
<*kraken> my
<*kraken> god
<*kraken> my mom sent me an email
<*kraken> and in it at one point she said
<*kraken> "i saw that they have personal ads on the internet...ever thought of placing one?"
<*kraken> THANKS MOM!
#34090 (214)
<LeslieHapablap> do you snow ball?
<katester> mom to kid:  "i should have swallowed"
<tyler> my friend jordan got snowballed once
<tyler> we called him snowball for like a yera
<tyler> year
<tyler> by some other guy's junk too
<mkb> i am torn between curiosity and not wanting to know
<PaddyBoy> I'm not,
<PaddyBoy> I don't need to know. :)
<tylerox> that's what you get for kissing drunk sluts at new-years parties
<tylerox> he got kissed
<tylerox> what is he complaining about
<sureshot> dammit, i didn't want to know,.
<katester> haha
<mkb> damn that was probably several other guys' junk then
<tylerox> it wasn't like a mouthful
<tylerox> it was just the aftertaste, really
<LeslieHapablap> still.
<tylerox> i mean she's not walking around with it in her cheek or anything
<PaddyBoy> hahaha.
<PaddyBoy> Saving it for just the right schmuck.
<LeslieHapablap> chipmunk the junk.
<tylerox> like a plug of tobbaco
<sureshot> haha.  christ.
<eliti> hahahahahaha
#34094 (1014)
<AtnNn> <me> asl? <her> 20/f/uk u?
#34095 (60)
<webhax> ipfw deny dildo from any to me
#34096 (192)
* teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage file before copying the new one over and now his box is screwed up dance
#34098 (157)
<infra> read the freebsd handbook
<infra> then read it again
<phaze> then burn it and shoot yoruself
#34099 (276)
<|Yimbo|> i know this is stupidly elitist but i lieked eminem before 11 year old girls started hailing him as their idol.
<WoodenPlank> hes good angry music
<WoodenPlank> 11 year old girls are fucking sheep more than anyone else on the planet
<WoodenPlank> that sounds so dirty its pathetic
#34100 (165)
<tima> my opinion always was that having a webcam is the first step to getting caught mastrubation
#34103 (1218)
*** V is now known as MissScarlet
<Foxworth> ...
<Foxworth> must...
<Foxworth> resist...
<Foxworth> urge...
*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
*** Quits: MissScarlet (chime@resnet-47-197.dorm.utexas.edu) (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))
#34107 (188)
<BIGmog> that's why I work graveyards.
<Dailin> graveyard shifts right? not in literally grave yards
<BIGmog> yeah REAL graveyards!  I got a computer right next to my gravedigging shovel!
#34110 (197)
Cursed Pirate of the Seas: arrr me lungs hurt
RokChik: stop breathing so much
#34113 (356)
<DKuntz> is it bad for me to have a pet peeve about people usin "r" instead of "are" and "u" instead of "you" (and so on)
<Lath> Er, no
<DKuntz> I really hate when people do "how r u 2day?"
<IJ> I've heard of data compression, but this is ridiculous.
#34115 (215)
<Psycho|Give> ACK! THESE TWO LESBIANS WANT MY KID!!!
<L0ne_W0lf> how much they willing to pay?
<Psycho|Give> i dunno but they want me to give them sperm and have my kid...hell fuckin no
<L0ne_W0lf> why not
<Psycho|Give> cuz it's too early in my life for that shit
<L0ne_W0lf> mix baking soda in water, and charge them for it
#34116 (241)
<Neth> I'd like to know why it feels like it needs to shut this program down every now and then
<delphinus> because it knows that irc is a waste of time?
<Neth> I care not for the opinions of my computer
#34117 (200)
<RoboBob> I've never seen a keyboard with the keys in the right place
<RoboBob> since the "right place" for a caps lock key is in the trash
#34118 (25)
<treepop> ok fire alarm is over
<treepop> I"M ALIVE!!!!
<treepop> so what I type to view my kernal???
#34123 (167)
<daenonok> "it's advised that, after removing new crest white strips&#8482; you find three complete strangers, and give them oral sex, to get the taste of hydrogen peroxide out of your mouth"
#34124 (463)
<R4V3N0U5 1> i don't get why telling newbes to hit alt f4 is funny
<R4V3N0U5 1> it's like telling the retarded kid in class that his shoes untied
<R4V3N0U5 1> then when he bends over to check, you push him over
#34131 (77)
<PkLvsKimZ> well
<PkLvsKimZ> I was never a slave
<PkLvsKimZ> but I still celebrate Martin Luther King day
#34139 (433)
<Tarrant> the condom pack says
<Tarrant> "Don't return used condoms to the distributor through the mail."
#34146 (38)
<Stratman> Team Canada owns you by default of being canadian
<sQu33ze> i will disregard that being that it came from the mouth of a canadian