#34016 (113)
<hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting up ISA NICs?
<wilnixAFK> the handbook?
<wilnixAFK> google?
<halcy0n> trash can, and ebay
<razorini> lol halcy0n
<hash> why did i even bother asking
#34018 (204)
<[Latex]> 12 steps for becoming a professional wanker
<TigerSun> [Latex]: 1) Download mIRC
#34025 (308)
<rizen> accept cock
<rizen> er
<rizen> accept, cock
#34026 (402)
<hypo> taking it up the ass only hurts the first few times
<hypo> uh
<hypo> my friend told me that
#34027 (259)
* @andy blows his load.
* Khross eats a child.
<@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.
#34031 (337)
<malis> Also, minister seems to be the most efficient position
<rizen> minister?
<rizen> do you mean missionary?
<malis> whatever
<rizen> the minister position would be with the young boy on his knees
#34035 (294)
<CYwolf> damnit.
<CYwolf> I forgot to ask malis how big the fed-ex guy's package was.
#34036 (345)
<@andy> every time god masturbates, a kitten kills jesus
#34037 (256)
<rizen> huge tits are not good
<rizen> but then
<rizen> I fuck guys
<rizen> so take it as you will
#34038 (462)
<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.
#34040 (196)
<rizen> I can put my penis in my belly button.
<rizen> Envy me.
#34041 (228)
<fenix> YOU VARNISHED PINOCHIO'S GENITALS???
#34043 (563)
<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
#34044 (125)
<andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation.
<aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster cock while akumapan watches"
#34045 (339)
<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK
<andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.
#34049 (47)
<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And only two people.
<andy> There's plenty of room.
#34051 (59)
<asterick> My dad sucks ass.
<andy\food> what does he suck out of asses?
<andy\food> small rodents?
#34053 (670)
<mchem> what does less do?
<Rizen> it's like more
<Rizen> but better
<aegis> conversations about unix are funny
#34056 (308)
<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike...
<aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D"
<aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
#34058 (2422)
<Nydus> hey whatsup
<Zoom> GAY
<Nydus> ok...
<Zoom> GAY
<Nydus> dude whats wrong with you
<Zoom> GAY
<Nydus> i just wanna talk
<Zoom> GAY
<Nydus> you know, a rumor is going around that you are...
<Zoom> GAY
<Zoom> CRAP
#34059 (608)
<alice333> ya at 14 you still exploring your own body....boy
<Canasian> LoL exploring?
<Canasian> Girls explore their body
<Canasian> Boys just jack the fuck off
#34062 (304)
<cwd> if you use mirc in wine then i'm going to fucking kill you
#34065 (242)
<Mepitans> Quantum leap is one of the greatest shows ever
<Mepitans> and bakula made it that way
<Quantum> he was good then, but not startrek
<Mepitans> never watched that show
<Mepitans> Quantum Leap makes up for anything
<Mepitans> he could be doing gay porn and still kick ass
<FlyNavy> heh
<Zippycut> well not "kick" per se.
#34066 (410)
<SenorWeird> ugh. I need help
<Duckie5147> with what?
<SenorWeird> I got to the end of a page in this novel i'm reading and I hit the "page down" button on my keyboard.
<Duckie5147> hahaha
<Duckie5147> you need to read things not one the screen
<SenorWeird>  and when the page didn't turn, I got pissed and grabbed the mouse and was like where's the damn scroll bar"
<SenorWeird>  and then I realized...."you're reading a book. let the mouse go."
#34070 (891)
<melvin> you need a mullet piccolo
<piccolo> [Jan Johnston - Unafraid][3m52s/192kbps/stereo]
<piccolo> :/
<piccolo> [DeVision - Heart-Shaped Tumor (Icon Of Coil Mix)][5m38s/192kbps/stereo]
<melvin> don't make me turn my mp3 script back on >:|
<piccolo> [01 - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo]
<piccolo> [Fear Factory - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo]
<melvin> that's it assmunch
<melvin> prepare to be assaulted by fagotry
* melvin IS SENDING WINAMP DATA TO MIRC!! HE IS PLAYING Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus OMG OMG OMG!! I HOPE THIS ISN'T ANNOYING ^_^ KEKEKEKE HUK HUK HUK - NOW GET ON YOUR KNEE'S AND BOW BEFORE ME!! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus !!!
* melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
* melvin dances! :D/-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
* melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
* melvin dances! :D-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
<melvin> Please note as I (melvin) am playing Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus. It is currently 19:25:19 - 18/09/2002
<Kitsa> melvin: fuck off
<melvin> <3