#33925 (172)
<Video`> Can -anyone- be that stupid?
* Robbie-Al raises hand
#33926 (219)
@(ZeuS) my g/f was like "I can be your porn"... I was like "but can I use the zoom feature?"
#33929 (210)
<phantom> damn.
<phantom> All these people and no discussion going on?
<drwiii> oh, we're talking, it's just encoded with rot-infinity.
<drwiii> once the encoder hits infinity all the traffic will come spilling through.
<phantom> uh.., either you're bullshitting me, or I've just lost all interest. Maybe both.
#33935 (162)
<qrg> Ajchez: i think they call those girls bbw
<Ajchez> bbw????
<qrg> big beautiful women
<Ajchez> i have a weight limit
<krezt> whats your limit?
<krezt> i can do anything i can lift
<krezt> if they put out my back they aint getting no kak
#33939 (582)
<Itharr> I'm like 5'8" and 128 pounds
<Itharr> I have the top half of an asian and the bottom half of a black man if you know what I'm saying
<Balnaba> So your top half works on a computer all day while the bottom half does nothing?
#33941 (304)
<J.Rai> Mr Pibb. - He's like Dr. Pepper without the degree.
#33947 (154)
<WakkyMouse> Why the hell is TBS in black and white here?
<Taperlass> Karmic retribution for Ted Turner colorizing "It's a Wonderful Life."
#33948 (245)
<kinzillah> kronos is portable! *hrrrrk* *thump* *clunk* errr, maybe not
<Pseudonym> kinzillah: It's about 50 lbs
<Pseudonym> The case being about 40 lbs of that
<Gygaxis> wtf is the case?!?!
<kinzillah> 50 lbs != portable
<Pseudonym> Wimp.
<Gygaxis> jesus christ, did you mod a god damn cinder block?
#33950 (170)
<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like:  Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
#33955 (510)
* Jbond64 yawns
* darkcloud stuffs a sock in Jbond's mouth
<waffle> darkcloud: you misspelled cock
#33956 (276)
SilverErek: ever smoke a hash brown dude?
Presuhn316: no
SilverErek: try it
SilverErek: see what it does to ya
Presuhn316: i'll pass
SilverErek: heh weak
SilverErek: i thought we were pals :-(
Presuhn316: not really
SilverErek: why not:-(
SilverErek: are you upset with me
Presuhn316: no, i just think you're a moron
#33957 (337)
<scout> woohoo! the FORTRAN code works!
* gus blinks
<gus> dude, is it 1977 again and nobody told me ?
<heliOx> lol
#33958 (884)
<plaktu> ls
<plaktu> oops
<cwd> .
<cwd> ..
<cwd> gaysex/
<cwd> teenpics/
<cwd> kidpics/
<cwd> how_to_steal_children.txt
<cwd> NAMBLA_MEETINGS.doc
#33959 (290)
<+k\o\w> I wanna make a font
<+k\o\w> where the letters are made of penises
<Kid_Khaos> and call it Lucida Handjob
<+k\o\w> r0x0r.
#33960 (292)
<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards
<Bryan> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover?
<FooMashoo> yes
#33963 (51)
<Draggy>: i have a life...
<pimp-daddy-squall> : which consists of still trying to hit puberty
#33964 (42)
<Cyb> where the hell is the new pokey
<Cyb> it hasn't been updated in like a while
<Cyb> sept 17
<Cyb> wait that's today
<Cyb> stupid internet explorer
#33979 (187)
<Junkz/#Overclockers> .com = community you n00b
#33984 (97)
(DownKaos): free phone sex....tight
(DownKaos): what is it
(dvast8): KIS-SASS
(DownKaos): I hate to think what your day job is with a phone # like that
(dvast8): union rep
(DownKaos): so worse then a gay male prostitute
#33987 (278)
e l i t e m r p: oohhhhhh naked chick on courttv
e l i t e m r p: shes dead but, nice ass
#33988 (342)
(Stunty): heh my gf gave me head yesterday while i was on irc typing
(dvast8): fun
(Stunty): she didnt find it funny when i started laughing at something i did on irc
(DownKaos): and they say there are only 10 ways you know your an irc addict
#33991 (642)
<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek??
<kaGirl01> ohh ummmm  wrong window, please excuse that
<evilroot> . . . . . . . .
#34001 (122)
<Acid_Rain> im gettin tired
<Infamous> same here
<Acid_Rain> i need cok
<Acid_Rain> coke!
#34002 (224)
<Teegus> i should prolly go to sleep soon so i can be awake when my gf gets here. not to mention being at least partially conscious for the whole getting laid part
<Teegus> but... urge to html... so strong
<@Goonigoogoo> no, women love it when you fall asleep on top of them
<@Goonigoogoo> or under them, depending on her sexual positioning preference
<Teegus> its like my inner geek is fighting my hormones
<Teegus> and losing.... quickly
#34011 (215)
<AdamH> There are 10 kinds of people when it comes to binary. Those who understand it, and those who don't.
* AdamH rimshits
<AdamH> RIMSHOTS!
<DL> Heheheheh.
<DL> Sorry, Adam, two of those "heh"s were at the joke. The rest were at rimshits. :-P