#33853 (223)
<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be named Uncle Ben
<siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice
#33861 (54)
<kaye> what, like EFnet has a monopoly on lamers? oh wait..
#33866 (52)
<brolli_420> World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H (Champion) vs. Unknown Opponent
<brolli_420> WOW
<brolli_420> that should be a good match -_-
#33868 (29)
<Phobos> right, im off to build a slimline super computer, i will saw the 1.2ghz board i have so that it will fit into my lunchbox
<Phobos> and the poor fucker who forgets his lunch and dares to open it, will be shiting an amd duron chip a day or two later
#33872 (692)
<three-hams> http://us.feamerch.com another good ass band
<charliex> ass band
<three-hams> (insert hymen between good and ass)
<three-hams> err
<three-hams> hyphen
<three-hams> my god I'm an idiot
#33876 (514)
<Asha`monkey> I went to the beach with two of my female friends one night, and when we got there they started making out with eachother.
<Asha`monkey> Then when I tried to lean over they were like "HAHA, YEAH RIGHT."
<Asha`monkey> Bitches.
#33879 (144)
<MethTical> u should kline this people for being stupid
<Aristotles> hey if we didn't have an open door policy for stupid people
<Aristotles> you wouldn't be here to have this conversation
#33880 (176)
<Aristotles> ah yes.. ignorance is bliss..
<Aristotles> and that boy is absolutely giddy
#33881 (115)
<BiBOp> heya
<BiBOp> little question
<BiBOp> what services are best for unreal ?
<Aristotles> funeral services
#33882 (162)
<R-5> anyone have a better word for mentor?
<Aristotles> childmolester?
#33883 (883)
<hitman666> I just use norton. love that proggy... systemworks
<eqnix> wastes too much resources for stuff i can do by hand
<Aristotles> isnt that your philosophy on dating?
#33885 (117)
<Conny> Hello
<Conny> Someone who feel like talkin' ?
<Aristotles> Conny: male or female?
<Conny> i`m male
* Aristotles 's interest fades fast
#33886 (109)
<Derian> This is going to be an interesting mix of PHP and jabascript......
<Derian> javascript
<Derian> only a little jabascript.....
<Ngaru> haha
<Ngaru> that's like, fat alien script.
<Derian> haha yah
#33887 (435)
* ph33r wears his butt-protector...
<Aristotles> thats a weird way to say "condom"
<nix> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#33888 (41)
<Sink> heh damn, i think i'm rethinking that shell
<Sink> i think their box just went down
<Sink> lol i was almost done filling everything out too
<Aristotles> wooohooo.. nice... so they're like:
<Aristotles> "DAMNIT! We lost a sale! REDIAL! REDIAL!"
#33889 (128)
<Holden> "The file or directory C:WINDOWSsystem32 is corrupt and unreadable.  Please run the Chkdsk utility."
<Holden> Uh-oh
<Holden> That can't be good.
<Holden> I guess Windows built in random system reformater is telling me I need to do it again.
*** Holden (~Joe@24.43.60.121) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#33891 (231)
<gh5046> The day a boy becomes a man is the day he realizes even pretty girls go poop.
<felix> haha
<felix> the day he becomes a dirty man is the day he realizes poop is sexy
* felix shudders
#33893 (53)
<daenonok> eclipse should put 'car does NOT come with 30+ year old white woman with no jive who thinks she can rip off the robot to lame techno' on the bottom, under their logo but above the fine print
#33896 (189)
<R4V3N0U5 1> i bet in like 1000 yrs everyone is gonna have a comp in their room
<R4V3N0U5 1> the great great great grand children of irc
<R4V3N0U5 1> who dont even need to eat or shit, just be on the comp all day
<R4V3N0U5 1> and because everyone would be on their comp all day
<R4V3N0U5 1> no tech support or admin, everyone fend for themselves
<R4V3N0U5 1> thats where theyd form clans...people would hack other peoples networks...hacker pvp, where you loose, you're life is gone
<daenonok> stop it! AHHHHH!!! STOP IT!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*daenonok stabs his own eyes out with a nearby ballpoint to avoid going mad
#33897 (429)
<chikster> orion thinks im mad fine
<chikster> WOOHOO
* chikster dances around room
<orion> you need more pics
<chikster> never knew that
<orion> and i need to shave
<orion> i look like i'm 30
<chikster> i will have more when i get my camera
<maff> dont shave dude
<maff> grow an inverse fro
<chikster> lol
<arse-poet> haha
<jestuh> yeah chik i think you're pretty hot too in an don't-arrest-me way
#33901 (179)
<Anim0> my gf would be perfect if she had breasts
#33904 (443)
<Clutch1> Some fucker is using my name!
<Zaratustra> Clutch is samuraislo@sc-24-24-233-120.socal.rr.com * Michael Pierce
<Clutch1> Hmmm... I am that fucker.
<Zaratustra> Indeed.
#33905 (232)
<ev-> Here's a cute item from Japan that's a lot of fun -- instead of making boring ice cubes that you don't think anything about, this will enable you to make fun heart-shaped ice cubes. Works in any standard freezer, just fill with water and freeze.
<ev-> works in any standard freezer
<ev-> thank god for that!
#33911 (17)
<Pookachu> afghanistan threatens to retaliate
<Pookachu> they're gonna ride their camels into pakistan
#33913 (395)
<Devo-> The Buddhist hamburger joint: they'l make you one with everything.