#33797 (35)
<greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool
<SicGtar> yea
<greenl1284> whooosh!
<greenl1284> arise hellfire
<greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your computer
#33799 (226)
<RichiH> talking of netBSD - someone has a spare toaster to test 1.6?
<mirabile> lol toaster
<mirabile> you know them :)
<RichiH> you just wait...
<RichiH> some day they will support toasters and washing machines
<Tschechow> "a toaster can be on or off, so it has at least one bit, so netbsd should boot on it."
* RichiH 's mental eye sees a toaster's heating elements glow morse code
<mirabile> lol
<zinx> they already do, you just need the right brand
<RichiH> or it could punch the toast
#33800 (127)
<pthree_> oh, my stupid t1 is having issues
* RichiH asks himself if having a private T1 is the heigth of geekdomn, or if it is the ultimate of saying "i got no rl friends"
<Seker> RichiH: It'll be the height of geekdom if you max it out with warez.
<RichiH> Seker: if you max it out with warez, it's a way of saying "i am 13, have no friends, use windows and need a good poke in the eyes. besides, i got no firends, neither rl nor vr"
#33801 (361)
* Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ...
<Tschech0w> ah.
<Tschech0w> oh.
<Tschech0w> ugh.
<RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you?
<Phoon> sounds like it's raping him
<Isle> ohhhh
<RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level
#33802 (220)
<eng> someone will *always* have it better
<synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and rubbing them out.
#33803 (272)
<Ice9> ether is fun....
<Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room filled with jello and with twice the gravity
#33810 (129)
<@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang out in channels like #incomplete-warez
#33812 (14)
<Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation
<Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on vacation
<Ace0522> and pickup the mail also
#33814 (225)
<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off
#33815 (460)
<Diamond> That's because you're spoiled :D
<Diamond> "MOM I NEED A P4 2.4GHz FOR WORD PROCESSING PLZKTHX"
<Diamond> "MAKE SURE IT HAS A GOOD 3D CARD FOR...3D WORDS"
#33816 (253)
<TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other off...its heterosexual if we all think about women
<El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it, when can we?
#33821 (171)
<Pinkel> http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22go+to+hell%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
<Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good...
<deTwisj> So true...
-- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go Today? --
#33827 (102)
-!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ + foot = /\.\//\/\./
#33828 (-90)
<illz> i eat pieces of shit lik eyou for breakfast
<endfro> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast
<jstepka-w> yuk
#33832 (216)
<active1> how to become a bot ???
<dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself.. install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right application on yourself
<active1> it is so easy :))))
<dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step..
#33834 (28)
<Smokey> What are the advantages of Trillina pro?
<Amadeo> What are the advantages of you shutting the fuck up?
*Amadeo just got a whole list in the span in 2 seconds there
#33835 (229)
<pagan> dude youll be talking about that still when were 60 years old
<jstepka-w> i know
<jstepka-w> because it's the triumph of my life
<jstepka-w> two bitches at once
<jstepka-w> and i didn't pay
#33837 (253)
<The_Great_Bob> stupid tv shows, stereotyping asian guys as horney bastards
<The_Great_Bob> we are not that horny!!!
<Chucklez> .....
<Chucklez> this coming from you, bob?
<The_Great_Bob> yeah, i lost it for a minute there
<The_Great_Bob> back to thinking about sex
#33838 (312)
<@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes
<@temptah> eat less corn
<@temptah> and more fiber
<@temptah> oh
<@temptah> I thought you said "shit"
#33841 (-13)
<chikster> lol
<c-rOCK> this is great
<chikster> whats that one quote
<c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns
#33845 (-10)
<rel> well some random guy msg's me
<rel> im assuming its you
<rel> so rufk off
<rel> oh shit
<rel> wrong channel heh
<BB> lol
#33846 (267)
Brood: eminem is such a cracker faggot
RokChik7: what'd he do now?
Brood: rap.
RokChik7: lol
#33847 (212)
BagmanJon: one sec theres a dude from the church here who wants me to buttrape him
BagmanJon: brb
BagmanJon: Turns out it was a chick.
BagmanJon: my lucky day eh?
#33848 (183)
edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall
edRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know with him
BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless pressed for details"
#33852 (430)
<@FKnight> if sex had a wizard
<@FKnight> my g/f would pick Typical
<@FKnight> no custom