#33725 (231)
<_flipmode> CinderZ you only get voice if you show your true love for pokemon, change your name to ILOVEPOKEMON and join #gunclub and #goths
#33726 (353)
<+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth.
<+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human history--in real time."
#33729 (33)
<@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz
<@PookaIN> that's where it is
#33734 (252)
<@ev-> there was a dog at the gym tonight
<@PookaIN> WHAT WAS HE WORKING ON?
#33735 (572)
<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago.
<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin
#33736 (108)
<@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover
<@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your cranium!
#33739 (184)
<@evZzZz> i'm watching joe dirt in spanish now
<@PookaZzZz> JOSE DIRT?
#33740 (102)
<@PookaZzZz> elimidate??
<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?
#33741 (228)
<AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1
<Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft"
<Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they can't fuck anything else
#33746 (25)
<@trejkaz> if exists c:\porn then alert("YOU HAVE PORNO!")
#33747 (107)
<PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry
<@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer
#33748 (27)
<@Pooka158> *** Topic is '!Newshows | !Rules'
<Pooka158> !newshoes
#33750 (321)
<@Pk_L_Kim> It makes you not die
<@Pk_L_Kim> which is like the best part of eating
#33761 (34)
<evLJim> EMERGENCY!!!
<evLJim> a new energy drink from the UK
<evLJim> it sends you right to the hospital!
#33763 (44)
<qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying
#33766 (76)
<katas> <@may|phone> i go for people with a good personalities <<---- schizophrenics?
#33770 (539)
<lewney> I'm allergic to porn, it makes my dick swell.
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*** ^TheTruth^ has joined #catholic
<Devilution> What's the truth doing in a Catholic chatroom?
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<TheMadHatter> I eat heads.
<Devilution> Felatio doesn't exactly qualify as head eating...
<Devilution> but keep trying.
<TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads!
<Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick!
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<Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest:
<Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too.
<Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small.
<Hatamoto> ... thank you.
<Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing:
<Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving.
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<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere
<Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand
<@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn
#33784 (187)
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<ReadingZu> oh... wait
<ReadingZu> hey wait
<ReadingZu> i can be an ass all i want and you cant ban me without banning her
<ReadingZu> HAHHADFH@Q$%&
<ReadingZu> OEND
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<ericmm13> yr azz si mine
<hoser-work> oh my.
<hoser-work> Strange.  There is a tag on my ass that says "Property of ericmm13"
<ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow
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<kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes you to love fat girls
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<Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to join? :P
<soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really died" they wont be kidding