#33674 (58)
<azzkickr> <enntee> man
<azzkickr> <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant
<azzkickr> <angry> dude
<azzkickr> <angry> you should have used protection.
<azzkickr> LMAO...
<azzkickr> sounds like something id do...
#33675 (353)
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<Joe_> Hello, Tony. How are you today?
<Joe_> Tony? WHERE ARE YOU TONY?
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#33677 (30)
Warman89: It's the best game evr.
Meamperson: Which one?
Warman89: Warcraft u idiot!
Meamperson: For the end world spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete twice.
#33678 (128)
<+Link-> <skitzm> i have a serious prob with my quake 3 please helP!
<+Link-> why do people instintively pm me for help on q3?
<+Link-> i have a serious problem with my q3 as well
<+Link-> it sucks.
#33681 (220)
RaspberryClock:  The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy, don't you think?
#33682 (412)
«+ GearSlayr » and my cat shits on the floor now too cause she's getting old
«+ GearSlayr » if its not near a litter box it just shits. it did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke my neck
«+ GearSlayr » i'd love to kill that cat myself.
«+ GearSlayr » fuck it, it'll have depends on or something
«+ GearSlayr » thats what i'll do
«+ GearSlayr » i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass
«+ GearSlayr » or a bag or something
«+ GearSlayr » can you picture that?
«+ GearSlayr » that would be the most pathetic thing ever
«+ NathanRomulus » your cat will sit and tear it off
«+ GearSlayr » yeah probably
«+ NathanRomulus » and then proceed to crap on your floor
«+ GearSlayr » seriously though that cat needs to be put down
«+ GearSlayr » its like 17 years old
« syrup6 » wow
« syrup6 » old as fart
«+ GearSlayr » and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag its ass outside after it takes a shit... BUT NOOOOO
«+ GearSlayr » i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!"
«+ GearSlayr » longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12 feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it
«+ GearSlayr » i should've taken pictures
«+ GearSlayr » it was fucking hilarious
#33684 (44)
*** Sharyna (sharyna_t@BV1-24.217.72.16.charter-stl.com) Quit (herring.sandwich.net tempura.sandwich.net)
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<Sharyna> Tempura ate *me*!  ;-;
#33685 (15)
<Fashnek> I'm bi
* Fashnek chokes on his rubber dinner
<Fashnek> that sounds so wrong
<twitchi> LMAO!!!
#33686 (607)
<General-Sauron> There was actually something good about Napster, when you got a song, it was actually a song, instead of going on p2p's, downloading an MP3, and it ends up being some dog fucking a woman
<General-Sauron> I mean, I still won, but what if it had been something sick...
#33687 (339)
<tamasutra> someone earlier today thought i was 16
<_Mage_> Is that insulting or a compliment?
<tamasutra> nah, i take it as a compliment
<tamasutra> i don't mind looking young at all
<tamasutra> especially given the business i'm in
<_Mage_> er...
#33688 (37)
<acidkick> the kids at my school are so gay
<Spitz[busy]> you should feel at home then
#33690 (233)
<TheDingo> OH SHIT.. i was supposed to read the communist manifesto for political science..
<Novasol> just read a Windows manual. same thing
#33691 (320)
(/query)
<ThaMax> Do you want to marry me?
<Cheetara> Who are you ?
<ThaMax> Sorry, you helped me out on #linux once.
#33693 (319)
<fstorm> i'd wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with all his money and such
<Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
<Cybe> dude.....the government would crash and have to be rebooted like 6 times a day
<Cybe> not to mention all the security issues
#33696 (620)
<TreeSurgeon>  My lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case.
#33697 (1360)
<houzit> What were you doing?
<psmylie> Watchin a movie
<houzit> which movie?
<psmylie> The One with Jet Li
<houzit> Yeah, but which one? He's in lots of movies
<psmylie> If you go Abbott & Costello on me I'll drive to your house and beat you severely.
#33701 (98)
<@Evil_Ed> lets see...blowjob, or ircd.
<@Evil_Ed> hm.
<@Dianora> ircd sure is tough, lets go shopping!
#33702 (1793)
<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it.
<LULU> You wear pants don't you?
#33705 (561)
<@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help
<@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher!
<@drauh> you can smash my particles any time
<@drauh> conjugate my verbs
<@drauh> fsck my hard drive
< AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle?
< curvygurl> parse your sentences
<@drauh> integrate me by parts
<@caraliss> hee
<@drauh> fuck me in the ass
<@drauh> oh, wait
#33706 (302)
<Voyd> What about Battlefield1943? and 44?
<zen> 42 just came out, give them time to sequalize
<Toen> 1943 and 1944 were peaceful years, you see.
<Voyd> Oh.
<Toen> except for the war.
<Voyd> Darned lying histroy books.
<aen{afk> Ahaha
<aen{afk> "Life was peaceful and all, yep... 'cept for the war part."
<Toen> well christ, if you're going to count a little massive invasion of europe here and a little rampant genocide there...
#33712 (245)
<Slasher> Remember that some of us have a social life...
<Crusher> Social life? Where can I download that?
#33714 (393)
<JacksonC> remember, VCR's used to expensive :P
<Steempy> Everything used to be expensive
<Steempy> Except when you were a boy
<Steempy> Then everything was a quarter
<Steempy> Gallon of gas? quarter
<Steempy> Dinner? quarter
<Steempy> Blowjob from your cousin? quarter
<JacksonC> haha
...
<Steempy> Well, that's what I paid
<Steempy> Maybe you got family rates
#33718 (1030)
<carone> :)
*** DerianX pokes carone in the eye.
<carone> .)
<DerianX> lol
*** DerianX wipes that smile off carone's face.
<carone> .
*** DerianX pokes carone in the other eye.
<carone>
<DerianX> :P
#33720 (32)
<@PookaIN> dich un kunt!
<+Thorsen> ok i dont can germaish
<ev-> i don't can norwegian neither you get?
<Thorsen> CAN SOMEBODY EACH ME SOME GERMANY???????
<Thorsen> WHAT MEANS I WONNA FUCK IN GERMANISH
#33724 (-129)
<+_flipmode> stop msging me gravy boy
<+_flipmode> you silly turban head from arabia