#33617 (371)
<miteymous> whats crackin?
<Ize> a cracker
<miteymous> you rode the short bus didn't you Ize?
<Ize> to where
#33618 (78)
* zztzed wonders why there are closed captions in cell phone commercials.
<Inuchance> zed: Well, some of them DO have text messaging now. =P
#33619 (471)
<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc?
<cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3
<NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it
#33623 (727)
<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend
<Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves
<Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline
#33624 (152)
<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off
#33627 (560)
<+k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg
<+k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge
<+k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours
<+k\o\w> but they never hatched
<+k\o\w> and I would cry
#33629 (-22)
<birdnest> only thing wrong ith canada is they are communists
#33630 (22)
<xbconnect> anyone alive?
<PoohBear> just.. just go shoot yourself kthnx
*** xbconnect (jirc@GSCCC-162169ED.brick101.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
#33636 (28)
<Doys`> cats r mean
<Doys`> they can take ur leg off
<^badboy^> lol
<Doys`> i got attacked by one the other day
<Face> u must know some big cats (or u have small legs)
#33637 (151)
<Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com  the site that continues to single handedly destroy my faith in humanity
#33638 (148)
( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today
( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it
( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into position?
( @drdink ) it has wheels
( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed miniaturisation...
( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you?
#33639 (127)
<Bifter> not all black ppl are criminals like me
#33641 (161)
<evLvsJim> scientest jed wants to battle
<evLvsJim> what scientist is called jed?
#33643 (247)
<jw> is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see shaggy-h and me?
<shaggy-h> jw: it's a cucumber. But you gotta wonder what he's going to do with it
#33646 (118)
<@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts
#33647 (45)
<EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!!
#33649 (381)
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr.  We have a Pirate Ship now.
<FirstMateScurvy> Yes captain. But we have no cannons.
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! We need to loot something in order to get money for cannons.
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! All hands on deck!  Prepare to loot and plunder.... Canada!
* FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck
<FirstMateScurvy> What now cap'n?
<Captain_Cobungo> Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber!
<Captain_Cobungo> We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack!
* Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada.  Arr.
<Cow> Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder canada with no weapons?
<Captain_Cobungo> What makes you think Canada has weapons? Arr.
#33652 (15)
<@Pooka> I READ YOU CAN GET GONERELA FROM IT
#33653 (372)
<Marecki> Ahh. Sorry. Thought you made "sickening" as in "making you want to puke"
<Dr_Octogon> lol
<noid|drunk> Well, it does make you want to puke.
<noid|drunk> And cry, and laugh.
<noid|drunk> And shit.
<Dr_Octogon> and shit?
<noid|drunk> And shit = and stuff
<noid|drunk> Not "HUUUUUUUUUUHNNNNNNNNGH"
#33659 (502)
<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm
<VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
#33661 (318)
<\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to see if we could get the internet to go faster.
#33662 (126)
<Toen> I'm downloading a movie called anal training! :o
* Etir recommends...
<Etir> ...'cancel'
#33663 (52)
<Zel> why do we put up with these nitwits?
<t0ad> because i'm never around to ban them
#33664 (390)
<ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys.
<ultraman_jlh> Later.
<Fnord> Why are you eating guys?
<ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like bitchy food.
#33667 (98)
<RichiH> then how did you find out?
<RichiH> i have ignored all ctcps
<aboman> Dazman found out utilizing his investigative skillz
<RichiH> anal probing?
<Dazman> WTF are you on about
<RichiH> no, i would of noticed