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#33215 (179)

<LEMC> (%) Resolved 18.244.1.156 to ANAL-RAPE-VICTIM-REHABILITATION-PROGRAM.MIT.EDU.

#33288 (78)

<tobeornot> ruff ryders anthem is unforgettable
<trips> cause its so horrible
<trips> like if you see a dead body
<trips> that would be unforgettable too
<trips> cause its out of the ordinary
<trips> and its definitely not a good thing

#33289 (181)

<Mank> Oh man, I am so, so good at talking to girls on AIM
<Mank> And it's all thanks to you guys!
<Ben> Mank, its not hard.
<Slime> Mank, swimfan4u isn't real.
<Slime> Sorry.

#33291 (143)

<Levi> lol i walk upto girls and say asl :/

#33292 (8)

<escoJones> my friend called me last night and said someone keeps canseling his downloads on napster so he asked me how i send them a virus

#33295 (29)

<G-R-G> I put Trojan Magnums over my head

#33297 (-250)

<M3_> i bet u dont got a quote of me

#33308 (166)

<ElJimador> u ppl meet potential mates off the internet? ewwwww
<ElJimador> mailorderbride.com
<[gabe]> well, with a name like "hot4u" or "sweet12f" how can i resist?!

#33309 (41)

<@psyde> i'm in a violence gang
<@psyde> we steal lunch money
<@psyde> and buy 40's
<DJ-SoLiD> lol
<DJ-SoLiD> thats gangsta

#33312 (521)

<@WhiteRob> Shit, I wish some game publisher would have the testicular fortitude to release a fucking dating sim in the US
<@dj_CRYME> why would u want a dating sim
<@WhiteRob> ... I dunno, I want to feel loved :p
<@dj_CRYME> nah u want to see graphical characters have sex on your computer screen dont you
<@WhiteRob> possibly, yes.

#33315 (228)

<jafo> one more drink and I'll be ready for gay sex

#33322 (279)

(Fetch) freebsd and novell can go fuck themselves
(Fetch) with a pole
(Sancho) why don't you tell us how you really feel
(tobyl) Sancho: Because it would be too disturbing for words.
(Fetch) I'd like to hold the pole, so that I could violate them in a more
+bloody fashion
(Fetch) I would wiggle it around, so that their irritated and bloody anus
+holes would become twice their normal diameter.
(IDK) Sancho: And THAT's why he shouldn't tell us how he really feels.

#33326 (35)

<aggiN> kurupt.. u have a very limited taste in music
<Santana> kurupted has limited pube growth too!
<Santana> its like a nyc rain forest

#33328 (161)

<jusque> neva let a girl give you head with gum in her mouth it hurts when you have to take gum outta youre pubes

#33329 (109)

<MynDwun> this fat girl with 5 chins waved at me and I almost cried before puking

#33341 (28)

sugarcookie: then make sure you masterbate so you dont kill me tomorrow

#33342 (762)

<Tre`> I have no girl
<Tre`> to give me sex
<Tre`> all I have
<Tre`> is binary and hex

#33347 (195)

<r00t> I thought it was raining outside, but it turned out just to be a cron job

#33350 (85)

<jonny579> You know, esophagi are kinda like strange vaginas.

#33352 (377)

<Tomboy> You know that you have watched too much porn when you start to recognize the dicks of the male pornstars.. "Yeah that's rocco's dick alright.."

#33357 (155)

< Begbie> I wonder if I pester the Real Doll company long enough, if they'll produce a midget Real Doll?

#33360 (1905)

([Smaug]) im actualy homo-phobic
([Smaug]) honest
(+Porn-Star) he thinks anyway
([Smaug]) once i saw a gay person and i just started running
(+Porn-Star) u catch him?

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#33367 (297)

<KK-> shydawg I am sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting

#33372 (40)

<Indole> never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm actually missing pubes a bit.
<Phucker> It happens to the best of us.
<Phucker> ":("
<steelcap> lol