#32877 (193)
<RichiH> OK, i just iced my pants with canned air
* RichiH thinks he is seriously bored
#32897 (43)
<hussain> we have a new domain
<hussain> fruitopia.net
<Arsenic> oh yeah?
<Arsenic> ghetto :/
<hussain> yeah.
<hussain> bah
<hussain> i'm getting 5 more soon
ùíù sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net] has joined #fruit
<sean_> hEh
<hussain> hahah
ùíù SignOff/#fruit sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net] (Remote host closed the connection)
ð hussain snickers
<Arsenic> Bastard.
#32901 (241)
<c0rnflake> what the fuck
<c0rnflake> lol
<c0rnflake> dude
<c0rnflake> whats that one site to get your own ip?
<c0rnflake> www.whatsmyip.com ?
<madlib> www.dunno.com
<travolta> c0rnflake: aol keyword: ip
<c0rnflake> Im not on aol
<c0rnflake> lol
<travolta> you sure?
#32954 (218)
<Takashi> is there any mecha-hentai with mechs doing each other?
#32955 (350)
<@Techno|AO> Dammit, NOW who am I going to make fun of?
<@Techno|AO> I just found out there's a strip club in Quebec where you can get the strippers to give you blowjobs for 60 bucks Canadian!
<alisdair> 60 dollars cdn is expensive for a blowjob in quebec
<Cornjob7> You can get strippers in Dallas to give you blowjobs for $20 dollars, you get a free STD of your choice too.
* Theta furiously takes notes.
#32956 (167)
<Gokou-sama> Which reminds me...whenever I get my own house, I'ma have little somewhat fancy glass bottles with a tag around their necks that says "Drink Me". I'll also make current cupcakes that say "Eat Me" in the currents.
<Draconis[TCI]> and all the intrevenous drug needles with have lil "Inject Me" signs
<Gokou-sama> lol that'd be funny
<Gokou-sama> And tie one around my girlfriend's neck (supposing I had one) that said "Fuck Me"
#32960 (317)
<samurai> need to finish this crap for school but I can't get it done... any help here?
<taleweaver> sure... what do you need?
<samurai> whats the opposite of eloquence?
<taleweaver> george w. bush?
#32966 (693)
* sarah13 is now known as sarah14
<ircbuddy> Happy e-Birthday.
#32969 (185)
<carson> what's the easiest way to get gimp on os x?
<Spam_Man> install Photoshop
#32981 (194)
<Adonai> but the sex toy shop guy might think i'm crazy buying like 15 dildos
<Alyssa^eating> wth...
<Alyssa^eating> I just get back and I see that
<Adonai> so what's the lesson you learned today Alyssa?
<Alyssa^eating> I'm not sure
<Adonai> don't come back to IRC ;oD
#32983 (1373)
<WaterBomb> Actually, your penis is one of the cleanest parts of your body, since it receives little or no exposure to dirt and bacteria.
<WaterBomb> So, in theory, sucking your own dick is healthier than sucking your thumb
<Clicky_Pen> ...
<NickWhiz1> ...
<LavosPhoenix> ...
<Melkor> ...
#32985 (69)
* Kaos legally owns Unknown Artist - Track 3 and doesn't pirate at all!
<Kitsa> oo, I love that song
#32989 (40)
<timmo> i fucking hate
<timmo> when i answer the phone
<timmo> and it gos like this
<timmo> me: hello?
<timmo> person: hello?
<timmo> me: ... <click>
<timmo> well i hate everything besides the last line
#32994 (147)
* uoyem (meyou@little.filipino.kids.handle-my.biz) Quit ([BX] Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH!)
<cjwc> irony?
#33104 (1141)
<mem-out> .=~
<mem-out> flea with a flamethrower
<wob> ^- idiot with a keyboard
#33105 (143)
<Kenji310> Crap shit, my teacher wants me to find out how dogfishes reproduce
<Wallon> Um, dogfish sex?
<Kenji310> yep
<Stryker> They do it doggie style.
#33106 (698)
<jestuh> and i'm 14k in debt on CCs
<jestuh> ;[
<synth3tic> STOP BUYING SHIT
#33107 (-111)
<synth3tic> they used to air 3rd rock from the sun on here now
<synth3tic> now they're airing some niggervision show with queen latifa
#33119 (186)
<Desus> I'll just stick with my orginal plan for Nelly in the left channel and lil romeo in the right channel, and my voice panning back and forth going "this is not hip-hop"
#33131 (492)
<yeyey> why cant i compile my code?
<programmer> well do you have a compiler?
<yeyey> whats that?
#33132 (883)
<EvilJoven> PDF is suck
<EvilJoven> everyone should make their manuals using HTML
<hikari-chan> Why do people in insist on using verbs as adjectives?
<tack> because is fun
<ketsugi> cos that's so impress
<EvilJoven> because everythings been done before
<EvilJoven> our generation has nothing to conquer, everythings been explored, we're basically just sitting here now kinda hanging out until the generation above us dies and we can take over
<EvilJoven> so screw it, lets play nintendo and butcher the english language
#33205 (197)
<radez> i tried slitting my wrist 3 days ago cuz i realized that my life sucked but then
<radez> i wanted to watch coyote ugly
#33212 (141)
<pe> how do u see what modules are loaded into apache
<deth1666-> wear 3d glasses
#33213 (360)
<Z28`> first of all my dad has a pretty large penis
#33214 (37)
<Levi> this girl didnt have a mobile number so i asked for her uin :<