#32532 (132)
<[SA]Gaijinchi> I was ripped as a kid.  When my friends wanted to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up
<[SA]Gaijinchi> Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape
<ricequeen> Yeah, masturbation got me too
<[SA]Gaijinchi> You can masturbate and drive at the same time?
<[SA]Gaijinchi> That's incredible.
<ricequeen> It's an okay substitute for road head
<[SA]Gaijinchi> that's all kinds of dangerous.  I mean, what if you hit a bump or something?
<hoe4damoney> Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you
<hoe4damoney> its safer
<ricequeen> I call it, "Living on the edge"
#32535 (-140)
<Acero> you're all a bunch of niggers who are going to die on your fucking computers!
<Morris> That'd suck
<Morris> But you're here also, so stfu.
<Acero> i'm fucking leaving, fuck this!
#32537 (235)
<Froggyz0r> well you know warez is just like wanking....your a lier if you say you dont and a fool if you say you do.
#32538 (292)
<Skuzzi> swing programah swing programah saaawwwwiiiiing programa
<j0e> Skuzzi: my opinion of your mental status remains unchanged.
#32541 (835)
<enntee> man
<enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant
<angry> dude
<angry> you should have used protection.
#32547 (372)
<OS|flu> aww poor canadian soldiers
<iZac> canadian soldiers? is it oxymoron night?
<enntee> you're here, so it's just moron night.
#32548 (212)
<enntee> my parents told me one time we were in a fancy restaurant, i was
a child, and i had gone to the bathroom to take a piss
<enntee> i ran out of the bathroom screaming "i made bubbles! i made
bubbles!" because i had always wanted to make bubbles in the toilet water,
but never had enough pee
#32550 (64)
* tall-sew is a dog person
<eatenn> no, you're a fat fucking person
#32552 (202)
[00:55] <enntee> i'm about to go to seven eleven and i'm gonna hit
on the clerk
[00:55] <enntee> even if she looks like ass
[01:00] <enntee> off i go
[01:11] <enntee> damn. she was too ugly.
#32560 (132)
<@hakk> reboot
<@hakk> reinstall
<@hakk> ;P
-:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk
#32584 (392)
* Preachy gets out the guitar
<Ron> ?
<Ron> you play guitar? cool
<Ron> i play guitar too
<Preachy> actually I call my cock a guitar
#32591 (576)
<ZWeirdVT> how's life?
<BubFISHi> it's ok for a fiber filled oat square covered in cinnamin, but personally, I prefer Frosted Flakes... why do you ask?
#32638 (750)
<Ronwe> I never claimed to have a good memory....
<Malice> Maybe you did. It's not like you'd remember.
#32659 (2304)
<Tizitchy> you know what sucks
<Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line
<Tizitchy> she was by a trash can
<Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me
<Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"
<Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"
<Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"
#32660 (292)
<pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations with hexbit.
<hexbit> we had diplomatic relations?
<pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I prepared to take action alone if necessary.  pyroman can not just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.
#32680 (63)
<!Suicidal> Thats how stupid are government is
#32701 (456)
<Snobbenunge> does anyone waht error: 0x1d1c4e86 referenced memory at 0x0000000000 the memory could not be read mean? :D
<matricks> yes
<Snobbenunge> what does it mean
<Snobbenunge> ?
<Snobbenunge> i only get it when i'm browsing the harddrives
<matricks> someone forgot to check if a pointer was null before reading from it..
<Snobbenunge> ok. so some troubles with the mouse drivers?
#32752 (-29)
<Quad> [Two men are standing face to face.  One man is with a woman who looks suspvcisouly like a prostitute.  Money is exchanged, and the woman leaves with the second man]
<Quad> Fur trader
<Quad> [Molson drops from the sky]
<Quad> Budweiser
<Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser
#32758 (114)
<Al_Koholic> FPD?
<NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing.
<EMWCPrez> Like KFC?
#32775 (1675)
<dranyam> It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation:
<dranyam> "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest."
<dranyam> [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot]
<dranyam> "Oh my me."
<dranyam> "I left fucking pot everywhere."
<dranyam> "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit."
<dranyam> "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle."
<dranyam> "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it."
<dranyam> "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."
#32784 (375)
<cheese^> a virus that reboots your computer all the time seems kinda pointless
<@BenKenobi> •cheese• i dunno.. microsoft makes millions selling it every day
#32803 (35)
<Frozen-Solid> i say fuck rare, the have only made 1 game for GCN, and it's taken 5 years
<agapencs> that's true...but x-box will  have some really nice titles in 2007
#32816 (779)
<mogismog> I hate people who come onto IRC and whine
#32856 (263)
<Crazy> hn
<MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman?
<Crazy> fuck the shut up
<MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck?
<MiGiSHu> *shudders*
<Crazy> shut up!!!!
<MiGiSHu> Ouch...
#32857 (562)
<NiffTuRNaL> its ok BenZor
<NiffTuRNaL> windows isnt real
<NiffTuRNaL> its just a fairytale linux users use to scare their kids