#31836 (1389)
<Meridian> fucking
<Meridian> best thing about ramen noodles
<Meridian> my girlfriend did NOT know what they were
<Meridian> so i was making some
<rohan> rofl
<Meridian> and i put the flavouring packet thing on the sink
<Meridian> and she sees the packet
<Meridian> and what SHE sees
<Meridian> is a little condom shaped wrapper
<Meridian> saying "beef flavour"
#31867 (721)
<%pain> let's do some al quida jokes. anyone? /:
< baggy>  well has anyone ever noticed that The War Against Terrorism is never abbreviated as TWAT ?
#31891 (212)
<tester> what did I miss?
<maklic> well
<maklic> i was just fucking AdrameleK's momma
<maklic> other than that nothing much
<tester> send the log
#31899 (1129)
<RaZ> I should burn my windows ME CD
<Thrawn> no piracy
<RaZ> I mean BURN it
#31914 (610)
<Aniki> WOW i just found a hidden porn folder on my hdd
<Aniki> brb
<Cyber_Akuma> ...........
<Cyber_Akuma> aniki found the temporary internet files folder
#31939 (469)
<pleb> hey how long does it take to get back the results from a fertility test?
<Ouroboros> Do you have a girlfriend?
<pleb> yeah
<Ouroboros> 9 months.
#32048 (300)
<TC> I have a very bad fear of unknown places
<Nastard> like the congo, or the african deserts, or a vagina...
<TC> I dont fear African Deserts
#32082 (1501)
<Farrod> One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
<Farrod> I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass.
#32137 (591)
<magnafi> portuguese is very dificulty to speak
<magnafi> its like chinese or japanese..
<magnafi> very dificulty
<litigator> kind of like english
<magnafi> english is too much easy to speak
#32153 (903)
<@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album
<@bandXXX> sad thing is
<@Blaxthos> that you know this
#32223 (186)
<daggorath> What are the good Hindu channels on Efnet?
<fdog> I am not to be knowing what the good hindu channels are to being
#32231 (20)
<Sk8rDiE>  So I was trying to get up the bleachers,
<Sk8rDiE>  And this real ugly filipino girl wouldn't move
<Icarus>  heh
<Sk8rDiE>  So I'm like "'scuse me"
<Sk8rDiE>  and she just sits there, staring.
<Sk8rDiE>  So i was like "Bitch, Don't make me bust out the ethnic slurs!"
<Icarus>  ahahahahahaha
<Sk8rDiE>  I don't think she understood the dialect.
#32235 (11)
[bew] besides, the only reason ryans mom rides the short bus is because RicePWR's mom's fat-ass broke off the back half when she sat down
[bew] ;/
[veedub15psi] bew: BHAHAHAHAH
[@trendwhore] bahahaha
#32381 (1335)
<qurve> She's all like "We're in a relationship, you can't go around having
sex with people"
<qurve> Then we get into this huge debate about what defines 'people'
#32482 (86)
<drake> this is katie youre a potato throwing asshole (according to your cousin)
<drake> eat dick you poster child for rogain
<terence> <sound of a potato being thrown over the internet> SMACK!
#32491 (-341)
<Atrox> So there I was, hunched over Vorgen's dog. The car's grill kind of left this nice opening in it's abdomen, cause really, I wasn't about to fuck a dead dog in the ass, that's just wrong. Anyway, I was thrusting hard, and like hit something hard, I was all WTF, then realized I fucked through the dog and hit the cement. Was wierd.
#32493 (203)
kydruid: actually Laura Bush is working undercover for the DEA... every gram she snorts is another off the street.
#32494 (200)
<mrburrito>I have pulled my 9110 apart so many times, and I still can't work out what's wrong with it...
<loz>Maybe the fact that you've pulled it apart that many times?
#32501 (-39)
(FTF)like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come it tastes so salty ?
#32508 (474)
<Uncle_Istavan> I had some friends once but they keep leaving me
<Uncle_Istavan>You there?
#32509 (1177)
<Chelly> What is your biggest fear?
<JasonRene> living long enough to become isolated from anyone who cares about me, and then dying alone.
<Chelly> :(
<JasonRene> You asked  ;)
<Chelly> I know
<Chelly> I was expecting something like spiders.
#32514 (45)
·fetter· do you know how to write appedectimy
·fetter· the surgical operation
•Nt_HoleMan• i have no idea
•Nt_HoleMan• i quit school at the age of 3
•Nt_HoleMan• because all the teachers were playa hatin on me
·fetter· ???~~??!?!?!
·fetter· you dont go to school?
•Nt_HoleMan• read above
#32522 (873)
<\> she was gonna come over and hang out tommorow
<\> but then... this stupid sept 11th thing
<\> and she has to go play in the band at some picnick
<\> hows that for you
<\> terrorists are cockblocking me.
#32526 (1408)
<guugle> haha im gonna submit that to bash.org
<Phyresis> What does that one count as? LOL, I AM SUCH AN INTERNET ADDICT?
<Masa> How about HAHAHA THIS TYPO MADE ME LOOK HOMOSEXUAL AND/OR STUPID!
<Phyresis> "This real life situation is analogous to a computer/internet situation!" "LOL U NERD"
<Masa> lol i r n00b n i sux @ computars!!11 watch me format my hd on accident!!12~
<Phyresis> (SEX)
<Masa> (PUN)
<guugle> hold on my mom is being my bitch
<guugle> ...I MEAN A BITCH
#32528 (23)
<Dillinger> i think i'm going to try that at the mall
<Dillinger> wear a tower costume
<Dillinger> and have a friend ram into me at full speed
<Orestes> You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman.
<Dillinger> or just have someone dress up as a fireman and then throw himself onto the ground
<Dillinger> and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH"
<Dillinger> and then fucking run.