#31551 (166)
<spacegirl> because i don't suck dick
<P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie?
#31552 (1288)
<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye
<spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos.
<spritegoddess> I suck at life.
#31553 (196)
<neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex.
<neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this."
<syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash" afterwards either
#31558 (170)
<ginger> my summer was alright i guess, went to the beach and met a couple guys blah hehe
<ginger> still a virgin
#31560 (239)
<twink-E> man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing beats IRC!
#31561 (217)
<etr1gan> you know your drunk when irc gives you motion sickness.
#31563 (270)
<sin|away> wanna see a turtle ride a slug?
<sin|away> compile a vb program in wine
#31564 (306)
<meenk> and when you get to the point
<meenk> fold it up and tuck it?
<ophie> +-----------------*
<ophie> |  roll with this |\_    when you get to the flap
<ophie> |  flap --->      |  \_   tuck this little pointed
<ophie> |  to the outside |    \_  end into the flap
<ophie> |                 |      \_
<ophie> +-----------------+---------*
<etr1gan> how odd, an ascii diagram for rolling a dollar for snorting
#31565 (18)
<etrigan> im gonna take that fricking printer and stick it up your asshole, and then print out gay pron on it. fricking h0m0.
#31568 (112)
<storm_> http://www.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/01/13/monkey.cloning/index.html
<storm_> they clone them and send them on to irc
#31573 (100)
<Neural> I learned who I was while sitting in county lockup for soliciting underage girl runaways into taking nude photos for their hollywood actress portfolio.
<Neural> you'd be surprise how many show up at the L.A. bus terminal everyday.
<Neural> at first I was there for the 2600 meets....then it was for the teeny runaways.
#31576 (217)
<ThundR> does this irc client make my butt look big?
#31577 (294)
<Godsey> there is a problem w/ our house :)
<Godsey> there is a small cosmetic call next to the toilet
<Godsey> and I'm afraid my fat ass won't fit :)
<Godsey> so I'm taking the wall out
<etrigan> with your ass?
#31578 (1197)
<kng^hem> jävla kattkräken satt å käka på min inplastade baguette ja just köpt..
<kng^hem> dom fick straffsitta på kökslampan ett tag :P
<Robbat> hahah
<kng^hem> faans jävla okynnes feta små as ibland
<orion> ï dønt kñõw Šwëèdïšh
#31585 (185)
<SkycreatoR_> SkycreatoR_ Loves to suck every chinese boys dick!
<SkycreatoR_> Eh uh ..
<SkycreatoR_> Squirly Loves to suck every chinese boys dick!
#31632 (325)
<CreepingDeath> what was that other guy
<CreepingDeath> during WWII
<CreepingDeath> he was in charge of the concentration camps
<CreepingDeath> argh can't remember his name
<Malek> colonel klink?
#31659 (281)
<tethfs> you're a bit dim, arent you?
<Hazza|1942> dim?
<tethfs> evidently so.
#31698 (135)
Feyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways?
Hsu: soon
Feyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband
Hsu: taste like victory
Feyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a live cable wire.
#31742 (39)
<DarkSkeye> my mouse died :-(
<casmill2> you gonna bury it in the backyard?
#31744 (326)
<@*****> :( i suck
* @SpeedyPhoenix zips up
<@SpeedyPhoenix> why the sad face? it was good.
#31759 (626)
essiah00Guy: I can't stand your fuckery.
jass10816: lol
jass10816: my mom is standing right behind me
jass10816: good one
Messiah00Guy: THE DRUGS YOU ORDERED
Messiah00Guy: ARE ON THEIR WAY
Messiah00Guy: GG
jass10816: im going to get you
Messiah00Guy: From behind?
#31781 (-194)
<blake> they used to play this game called pheonix
*** Satan-\\\ has joined #doctors
<blake> where they dress up like orcs and shit
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v Satan-\\\
<stx-tyler> these people at college last yr always played magic....they were like total fags
*** Murder|away| is now known as LoD|MurdeR
<blake> and run around in the woods
<stx-tyler> i think they were seriouslly homo :/
<blake> and hit each other with styrofoam swords
*** [WS]n00b is now known as [WS]Arutha-Drinking
<stx-tyler> AND THROW BALLS AND YELL "LIGHTNING BOLT"
<^TV^SinSemilla> lol
#31797 (332)
<Dejer> anyone know where the hell Femunda cheese comes from
<InCDeathmeister> Femunda these nuts
#31812 (216)
<_kd> msn is the closest thing to parking a white van outside a school yard
#31817 (961)
(oddmud): oh great, here comes another idiot
(@tekzil): afraid of a little competition?