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(166)<spacegirl> because i don't suck dick <P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie? #31552
(1288)<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye <spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos. <spritegoddess> I suck at life. #31553
(196)<neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex. <neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this." <syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash" afterwards either #31558
(170)<ginger> my summer was alright i guess, went to the beach and met a couple guys blah hehe <ginger> still a virgin #31560
(239)<twink-E> man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing beats IRC! #31561
(217)<etr1gan> you know your drunk when irc gives you motion sickness. #31563
(270)<sin|away> wanna see a turtle ride a slug? <sin|away> compile a vb program in wine #31564
(306)<meenk> and when you get to the point <meenk> fold it up and tuck it? <ophie> +-----------------* <ophie> | roll with this |\_ when you get to the flap <ophie> | flap ---> | \_ tuck this little pointed <ophie> | to the outside | \_ end into the flap <ophie> | | \_ <ophie> +-----------------+---------* <etr1gan> how odd, an ascii diagram for rolling a dollar for snorting #31565
(18)<etrigan> im gonna take that fricking printer and stick it up your asshole, and then print out gay pron on it. fricking h0m0. #31568
(112)<storm_> http://www.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/01/13/monkey.cloning/index.html <storm_> they clone them and send them on to irc #31573
(100)<Neural> I learned who I was while sitting in county lockup for soliciting underage girl runaways into taking nude photos for their hollywood actress portfolio. <Neural> you'd be surprise how many show up at the L.A. bus terminal everyday. <Neural> at first I was there for the 2600 meets....then it was for the teeny runaways. #31576
(217)<ThundR> does this irc client make my butt look big? #31577
(294)<Godsey> there is a problem w/ our house :) <Godsey> there is a small cosmetic call next to the toilet <Godsey> and I'm afraid my fat ass won't fit :) <Godsey> so I'm taking the wall out <etrigan> with your ass? #31578
(1197)<kng^hem> jävla kattkräken satt å käka på min inplastade baguette ja just köpt.. <kng^hem> dom fick straffsitta på kökslampan ett tag :P <Robbat> hahah <kng^hem> faans jävla okynnes feta små as ibland <orion> ï dønt kñõw wëèdïh #31585
(185)<SkycreatoR_> SkycreatoR_ Loves to suck every chinese boys dick! <SkycreatoR_> Eh uh .. <SkycreatoR_> Squirly Loves to suck every chinese boys dick! #31632
(325)<CreepingDeath> what was that other guy <CreepingDeath> during WWII <CreepingDeath> he was in charge of the concentration camps <CreepingDeath> argh can't remember his name <Malek> colonel klink? #31659
(281)<tethfs> you're a bit dim, arent you? <Hazza|1942> dim? <tethfs> evidently so. #31698
(135)Feyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways? Hsu: soon Feyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband Hsu: taste like victory Feyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a live cable wire. #31742
(39)<DarkSkeye> my mouse died :-( <casmill2> you gonna bury it in the backyard? #31744
(326)<@*****> :( i suck * @SpeedyPhoenix zips up <@SpeedyPhoenix> why the sad face? it was good. #31759
(626)essiah00Guy: I can't stand your fuckery. jass10816: lol jass10816: my mom is standing right behind me jass10816: good one Messiah00Guy: THE DRUGS YOU ORDERED Messiah00Guy: ARE ON THEIR WAY Messiah00Guy: GG jass10816: im going to get you Messiah00Guy: From behind? #31781
(-194)<blake> they used to play this game called pheonix *** Satan-\\\ has joined #doctors <blake> where they dress up like orcs and shit *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Satan-\\\ <stx-tyler> these people at college last yr always played magic....they were like total fags *** Murder|away| is now known as LoD|MurdeR <blake> and run around in the woods <stx-tyler> i think they were seriouslly homo :/ <blake> and hit each other with styrofoam swords *** [WS]n00b is now known as [WS]Arutha-Drinking <stx-tyler> AND THROW BALLS AND YELL "LIGHTNING BOLT" <^TV^SinSemilla> lol #31797
(332)<Dejer> anyone know where the hell Femunda cheese comes from <InCDeathmeister> Femunda these nuts #31812
(216)<_kd> msn is the closest thing to parking a white van outside a school yard #31817
(961)(oddmud): oh great, here comes another idiot (@tekzil): afraid of a little competition?