#31318 (417)
<@SLing> uhm wow... there's a "Linux and Windows XP" club in my area
<@SLing> isn't that a conflict of interest?
<@SLing> All the meetings would boil down to debates like "I can network my computers automatically with my OS, and it detects everything" "Oh yeah? I can make MY OS purple"
#31319 (214)
* Courthold eats PT
<Courthold> dammit pt having boners making it hard to chew
<PTDC> Hee hee. I hope that was a typo and not a freudian slip.
#31320 (127)
<Devon_Lake> Ya, but if you slap a kid around for being a brat, your'e evil.  Slice of part of his wang and they'll cannonise you.
#31324 (372)
<Dopefish> there is sometimes a denial stage in drinking
<Agg> no there isn't!
#31326 (269)
*** devil`` has joined #geekissues
<devil``> happy new year
<Quorthy> now that's lag
#31327 (713)
<Entil-Zha> ::creams like a girl::
<NeoPartix> lmao
<Entil-Zha> *screams
<Entil-Zha> fuck you
#31329 (308)
<PinkRubberBall> After much tear and blood I finally got windows to accept my cd burner
<Uhclem> Sure it accepts it, but does it LOVE it
#31331 (568)
<ViolenceJack> i just became the escape goat and asked for it...
<Ecliptik> What's an escape goat? Do you ride it?
#31334 (775)
<D4NG3R0U5> why is it, in the commercials the bottles of medicine stop talking when the actor picks them up?
<D4NG3R0U5> usually when i pick up my med bottles they keep talkin "2 a day? what are you, a pussy! take 6!" "it says don't drink alcohol after taking me...you gonna let them tell you what to do?"
#31337 (62)
[@Kamagurka] (akino): if you are no freak, what are you then? you already admitted to being a goth, you know...
[+akino] i know. but i am not a freak.
[+akino] i am from mars
#31338 (379)
<FJ> you know what the coolest thing about IRC is?
<ashendragon> what
<FJ> you can talk with your mouth full and still be understood
#31343 (1200)
<mrphilez> how many inches is 69mm?
<GLHTurbo> let me measure my penis
<Avram> how would that help? you have a 69mm penis?
<GLHTurbo> yes
<_neil> 69mm = 6.9cm = 2.71"
<GLHTurbo> yes i do
<GLHTurbo> oh wait
#31435 (757)
<Faldarith> I should give you some information on my school, our black population
<Faldarith> is named Andre
#31446 (266)
<Hammy> my forehead is flakey
<Nastard> must be peeling from sunburn
<Nastard> did you open a window recently?
#31467 (117)
<N715DP> yeah, no kidding
<N715DP> me - actually buying a MS OS
<N715DP> hell hath frozen over
<eggs_> guess I need to go find Jesus
#31488 (31)
Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: ne1 that uses drugs
Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: is stupider than LP for fucking men
LavosPhoenix: what's wrong with knowing your place?
LavosPhoenix: and it isn't men...
LavosPhoenix: since my friend and I are under 18
Kiyomi_Shinfuji: minors buttfucking just makes it SO MUCH BETTER then, doesn't it, LP?
LavosPhoenix: well... we don't do anal secks much anyway...
#31511 (328)
Frosterfree: I will tell you what my hell is, you guys probably don't read enough to know what ADD is do you
Frosterfree: Attention Defecit Disorder
Frosterfree: it's a learning disability
Frosterfree: discovered extensivly in 1980
Frosterfree: a year before I was born
Frosterfree: I have had to fight that my entire fuck'n life
Frosterfree: my kids will have to fight it for their entire lives
CatGonk: You won't have kids. Trust me on this.
#31540 (311)
<zugz> I can't stand people that preach, "Only God can judge" and yet simultaneously ridicule others for adultery, etc
<zugz> I don't know about what they believe, but my God wants me to get some.
#31541 (221)
<athena-> I'm not a jew, but I have been known to make some boys men at age 13 *wink*
#31542 (150)
<napster> if you have issues w/ him, take them up in msg
<bill^> no prob
<bill^> actually, when he comes back to NJ I will take it up with him with a baseball bat....
<napster> why is that?
<bill^> it is much more effective.
#31543 (563)
<Pr1ncess> oh sick i just sneezed and blood shot out of my crotch
<etrigan> that time again??
<Pr1ncess> hahaha
<Pr1ncess> yes
<Pr1ncess> that was a pretty fucking sick thing to say wasnt it?
<etrigan> hell yes
#31546 (37)
<punkgrl> have you had anal sex?
<Pr1ncess> hahaheoah
<Pr1ncess> no
<Pr1ncess> have u had anal sex punkgrl?
<punkgrl> hahah nah :) im a wimp.. that would hurt too much.. it would be like taking one of those poops that hurts your butthole real badly cuz it stretches it apart.. yeee-owie
<Pr1ncess> i think it would be worse then taking a big shit
#31547 (746)
<Porridge> after the prom... we went to stay at this girls house... they had an assload of good CDs and CD-Rs and a burner
<bmk> you went to a girls house after prom..... and you were thinking about burning cd's?
#31548 (88)
<entropy> goin to get my tatt touched up here in about 10 min
<j0shua> what kind of tatt?
<entropy> 'entropy' on my back in apple ][e chars
#31549 (54)
<sdr> SHE MAKES MY DILL GO KOSHER BABY