#31114 (57)
<DK_Tech_Master> #1
<DK_Tech_Master> i could....
<DK_Tech_Master> go with them week before and have them fly back before tourney
<DK_Tech_Master> or....
<DK_Tech_Master> #2
<DK_Tech_Master> pay for it myself (cos they wont support me otherwise) and live it up with no risk of parental fuction
<xThanatoSx> hm.
<xThanatoSx> decisions....
<xTaVx> dude you'd have to listen to them have sex in the hotel room
#31120 (251)
<`2c^Husemoller|Kazi> pm me if u know some good ftps for movies
<coene|awake> ftp://this:isnt@awarez.channel
<`2c^Husemoller|Kazi> is that up right now?
#31123 (132)
<CL_FlushEntity> i know im back and forth from my pc to my living room
<IcX|-hoS> if I get up I get lost
#31124 (461)
<tac0> TO did i tell u that i almost scored wif a 20 yr old mexican
<TO> Me too man.
<TO> Except replace scored with raped and replace 20 with 9
<Tyr> and TO never said if the mexican was male or female
<TO> hell i didnt even say if it was human
#31128 (771)
<spicrx7> what do you guys use for burnin cd's?
<spazzer> fire
#31130 (666)
<rocky> i bought a clothes hamper so clothes wouldn't pile up on my floor and yet there is already a pile as tall as a leperchaun
<tima> i found that the only way to keep my appartement clean is to start occational fires
#31131 (190)
<ethanv> QUESTION #184: What is the largest lake in the world?
(trendwhore) Caspain Sea
<+BootsSiR> trendwhore's mom's bathtub
#31132 (182)
<IlPalazzo> I fucking bought a dreamcast because of Seaman
<Zackary> I fucked a bought Dreamcast full of semen
#31135 (255)
(elend) now back to figuring out where my ut cd is
(elend) I've officially come to the conclusion the Ensim WEBppliance lib took the UT disc to the local bar to get drunk
(elend) Ensim: "Hey, you want to magically vanish?" UT Disc: "Oh I don't know...." Ensim: "It's cool, I'm a piece of shit, I know how to get away with these things"
(elend) so right now some binary compiled code and a disc are sitting at some bar getting wasted no doubt.
<Rustblade> then they will proceed to get laid afterwards
<Rustblade> sad thing is, the UT disc and ensim will get laid BEFORE we ever do
#31139 (1250)
<psmylie> the man's an idiot. he tried for three years to beat tetris because I told him there was an end boss.
#31147 (43)
<Spacey> though if I set my display variable and run an x app it'll display without a real window
<Spacey> heh
<sente> oh you meant x11
<sente> i thought you meant mdma :
<sente> hooray for x!
#31148 (16)
<Jezebel> but then he sprouted up about 6 inches
<Jezebel> it was late puberty i guess
#31153 (77)
<xolotl> I remember avoiding soccer practices because instead of focusing on the ball I'd focus on the boys' thighs.
#31155 (462)
<Firamas> bash.org is the cure for everything
<Firamas> insomnia
<Firamas> homework
<lvlsixtyclr> sexual needs?
<Firamas> hunger
<Firamas> ok, almost everything
<lvlsixtyclr> come on
<lvlsixtyclr> you cant tell me u dont masturbate to the quotes
<Firamas> i'll admit that i have yet to consider beatin off to it
<lvlsixtyclr> I'm masturbating right now thinking about you masturbating to bash.org
#31158 (173)
billabOng > i wonder if red dr. pepper will counteract blue pepsi
#31159 (318)
(rusty): You know....
(rusty): Those police officers must have had this happen to them....
(rusty): Cop: We have a red blur going pass us at -ERR MPH on the speed radar... please advise
#31165 (399)
truthug17: so u have a man
Cassandra: Oh yes.
truthug17: do u love him
Cassandra: I do.
truthug17: could u love me
Cassandra: I might. But I'd never sleep with you, so I guess it doesn't matter.
#31175 (159)
<D4NG3R0U5> i was supposed to be at work yesterday...
<D4NG3R0U5> thank you, irc!
#31233 (476)
(ori) I just watched the movie "Malcolm X"!!
(ori) but I have a question
(ori) What happend to the other nine malcolm movies?
#31245 (309)
<c-rOCK> all my real life friends know of the qdb now.
<c-rOCK> if they ever find out who I am, im fucked.
<c-rOCK> I cant be connected to this loser shit like you fags.
#31271 (461)
<jstepka-w> she has bitch written all over her face
<_Bunny> jstepka-w: Put down the marker...
#31281 (872)
<MechaRedMage> My Geography teacher told it to me... He was in mexico last year walking through an alley. Then three mexican guys jumped him and asked for his money. So he gave them his money ($.35) and then they looked at him and one guy pulled out a dollar and gave it to him saying "You need this more then we do."
#31291 (343)
<Stuntman21> DRUM
<Stuntman21> You're FIRED!
<Drum-Comicking> What?
* Drum-Comicking clears out his desk
<Stuntman21> You're fired. I want you out today.
* Drum-Comicking (~Drum@dork-63960.tamqfl1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Quit: )
<Stuntman21> XD
<Stuntman21> Oh shit
<Stuntman21> >_<
* Project (~MasterKin@65.80.22.dork-26842) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Six|Hyper> .......
<Stuntman21> Great now everyone is going on strike! Goddamn unions!
#31293 (-10)
<Bob-Diddy> what they going to do bust in your door and see who your having sex with?
<Jokn> hmm
<PhReE-XEON-> yeah
PhReE-XEON- (breathe@163.248.171.99) is now known as PhReE-XEON
<PhReE-XEON> they do
<trife> well i bet if u had a 1ft dick they wouldnt stop u from gay sex if they bust in the door
<trife> just walk up to the cop or whatever and be like hey babe i know joo want it
<trife> man i think of some stupid shit
#31300 (486)
<WaterBomb> Actually, I’m only 23% gay
<Justin8649> So your head and penis are gay.
<WaterBomb> Whoa, that means my penis is 10% of my body
<Justin8649> ...
<WaterBomb> Since the head makes up approximately 13% of the body’s mass.
<WaterBomb> so by your logic, my penis is 1.3 feet long and 6 inches in diameter
<WaterBomb> if you want to figure it another way, my penis would be 4 feet long and 1 inch in diameter