#30514 (329)
<Phyresis> I keep getting linked to websites I've seen months ago, for something completely differnet
<Phyresis> it's like it's some sort of web, or a network
<ZS> is it called "the internet"?
#30515 (267)
CAT g ON k: being given racial shit from a guy named "juan"?
CAT g ON k: lol
ATRFenix: yes
ATRFenix: i made a big speech on how nigger is different from nigga, black on black usage vs white on white usage etc etc
ATRFenix: since they were lambasting me on how i called them fag
ATRFenix: they juan says something like, 'Ok, gook.'
ATRFenix: then i told him to go make me some footballs and it went downhill from there.
#30516 (520)
<Firefly-offwork> I like nut cereals
* Delusion teabags Firefly's breakfast.
#30517 (189)
<lux> everyone i know that smokes is tryin to quit
<zewm> i would like to lux
<zewm> especially since i hear it isn't cool anymore
<lux> i think lung cancer/$$ would be more of a motivation
<zewm> i don't care about that
<zewm> if lung cancer was cool, i would try to get it
#30518 (311)
<deltax> cancer is due to sloppy programming on god's part
#30523 (-17)
Lotach: ok I got OE working but she hates it so I need to get O working
Lotach: and no, not oprah
HolyViper7: dude, she's oprah.
HolyViper7: shes A) black B) fat
Lotach: there's no getting oprah working
Lotach: it's a double whammy
Lotach: she doesn't work because she's black, she doesn't work because she's fat
#30543 (133)
<Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...! it was a conspiracy
<@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?
#30544 (541)
<blitzoid> I should register the nickname 'I spunked all over this item' on ebay to discourage people from bidding on my stuff.
<blitzoid> "Hey, an original Asteroids machine! Cheap, too! I think I'll bi - Wait, wait. It's got spunk all over it. Damn."
#30550 (181)
<Rilan> anyone here a hacker or anything of the sort>>
<Kirika> Does using UNIX as a home OS qualify me?
* Rilan needs someone who knows how to get things.. that are hard to get.
<Kirika> Care to announce what?
<Rilan> Hmm thinks like full length tv shows.. like.. space ghost coast to coast, ren and stimp, things like that.. movies.. i tried mIRC but no luck.
#30558 (105)
<HansonSis> oh, screw the japanese...they knew what they did the moment they did it, and they'll never do it again....bombing them would be a waste of a good bomb....drop it on people who don't know we mean business yet3
<MalkavsWisdom> Yeah.. those damn ethiopians.
#30560 (387)
<promo> can you op me in the main plz.
<Raz|utreg> als ik je kut lik ruik ik je reet
<Raz|utreg> zal ik jou eens effe lekker in bek scheiten ?
<promo> huh
<Raz|utreg> zeg ken jij de mosselman BRBRBRBRBR mosselman
<promo> <BR><FONT SIZE="1000">I don't understand</FONT><BR>
#30590 (639)
[22:19] <savant9> nothin's worse than when you're watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face... i mean c'mon.. is that really what i want to see when i'm holding my dick
#30606 (502)
<`Syntax> iListen to pink floyd: wall.modify(numBricks++);
#30626 (327)
<ArkCOM> Hey man, to get rid of that virus, add the line "echo y| format c:" to the end of your autoexec.bat
<ArkCOM> Without the quotes
<devbp> Okay.
Quits: devbp (Quit: Getting rid of a virus.)
#30754 (795)
<^DSKY^[atWork]> could some like ultra-1337 person like hack the computer the universe runs on and change the program so that I have a girlfriend?
<tef-cruise> dsky: i tried and it segfaulted.
<tef-cruise> i accidentally deleted the country of bunitsland
<tef-cruise> but i dont think anyone will notice
#30765 (294)
<EggTrivia>  &#8221; What is the title of the 1996 sequel to "Terms of Endearment"? &#8221;
<TMF> terms of endearment II
<TrueChaos> er no
<TrueChaos> not that easy
<Tags|Sue> lol
<TrueChaos> terms of endearment 2
<el_presidente> the return of the terms of endearment
<TrueChaos> terms of endearment: 2
<TMF> !!hint
<TrueChaos> yay
<Tags|Sue> Terms of Endearment: The Revenge
<TMF> the morning star
<EggTrivia> TMF answered « the morning star » in 37 seconds and was absolutely CORRECT!!!
<EggTrivia> Next question in 20 seconds, get ready!
<el_presidente> lol
<TrueChaos> attack of the terms of endearment
#30787 (291)
<BDSChaos> if god wasn't gay then why would he have created hard throbbing cocks
#30838 (258)
<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse
#30863 (175)
<ngn-18> thats wherrrre i wanna go... down to kokomo
<dredg> that song reminds me of not wanting to be at summer camp.
<dredg> AKA: wanting the camp counselor to let me put my pants back on and leave the storage room. :(
#31025 (612)
<The_Enigmatic_Lemur> Hmm whats a nice sophisticated term to put on a resumé for fast food cook.
<Drain> ...
<ZS|GTA3> ...
<Geno|Morrowind> Hamburger Helper
<ZS|GTA3> Ahahah.
<Drain> ahaha
#31034 (470)
<JDigital> Final Fantasy VI. Any of you folks played it?
<JDigital> (Quite a few, I'd imagine...)
<Nimduin> There's a VI?
<Nimduin> Is there a Final Fantasy Emacs then?
#31051 (429)
<Synonymet> jestuh...hmm...I wonder if you can call your kid "George Bush" in Afghanistan?
<eric|work> no
<Nyphur> You can, but he'd be stillborn.
#31105 (-72)
[JOIN] #sandiego: cuervo (cuervo@digits.zerokarma.sleepers.net)
<cuervo> HI, I'M A FAG, AND BEING A FAG, I LIKE TO SPEND ALL MY TIME IN #SANDIEGO, BECAUSE EVERYONE ON EFNET KNOWS THAT #SANDIEGO IS FULL OF FAGS.
#31106 (143)
<daniel-> i still own .sh .ac
<daniel-> i can make .sh hostnames
(elend) make a nocuervoisnotgay.sh
(elend) cuervo.gets.women.only.because.he.has.some.ca.sh
<cuervo> gonna.kick.elends.a.sh
(elend) thats.not.very.nic.sh
<cuervo> you.suck.at.thi.sh (
(elend) with.my.cool.li.sh
(elend) no.sh.it.sh
#31109 (49)
<Epsilon> You know you play too much FF7 when you play any of it at all.