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(134)«SomeGuyYouDontKnow» 8ball are you on 5-cent crack «Harold» SomeGuyYouDontKnow, the 8-ball says I'm too high to answer that. #30267
(118)<Yomanman> you know, the only thing stopping me from killing hotmail is this Dance Dance Revolution music #30268
(242)<Mougly> you cant fire me...slaves have to be sold! #30287
(120)<Yomanman> Free condoms for a week? Geez Emu, how many dogs do you know? #30305
(278)<lucid/#philosophy> your google-fu is weak. #30317
(14)<dyn> gah, i'm getting all emotional now <Xypher> Ah you got your period dyn? #30325
(291)<RaVenCorax> someone watched demolition man last night <Admiral_Justin> someone did? <Admiral_Justin> the ratings are in? <Admiral_Justin> :o <Admiral_Justin> We must find this man and do many terrible things to him. #30330
(227)<dr_cool> New Zealand is a shit hole full of sheep <marc> yeah, but they give better head than the kangaroos #30340
(215)<@Damone> i can now legally drive 10 tonne trucks <@`2L> so u can drive your mum around? #30354
(1038)<Blaxthos> kat is a female <Blaxthos> and in #cisco ? <u3q> kat is playing hard to want #30380
(840)<Rage> Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?" #30461
(238)<Kevyn> Windows XP has been running for 2wks 6days 49mins 26secs <Kevyn> Heh. Damn. <Kevyn> I thought I smelled something burning. #30472
(1374)<Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling <Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor <Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the fuck out #30495
(349)<Katalyst> how the hell do they make rice krispies snap crackle and pop <SumDumGoy> Magic, Kat. <Promethius> Kat: They over-dry the rice after it's puffed, so when milk touches it, it converts to a less-dense form and the act of subfusion makes it pop <Katalyst> [Promethius]: the 'magic' idea seems less complicated :o #30503
(17)<Games> (__*__) <Scorp> Wow you got a nice ass !!! <Games> You should take a look when i'm taking a shit. #30504
(260)<+emul8or_> http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/linux_nylug_booth.jpg <+kritical`> damn look at them linux people <+kritical`> are they ever gonna get a woman??? <+emul8or_> maybe if they pool their money #30505
(476)<CARNAGE|dnd> This girl im talking to keeps telling me she wants to jump my bone..=/ <Karnage> tell her it's a short ride #30506
(249)<BLackGuyFrom_Canada> who is asl? #30507
(276)<Cain> whatever yoy want... but I am not cumin again <Cain> GDSfsa <Cain> hj <Cain> auhjs <Cain> NO <asagiri> WRONG WINDOW BABU <Cain> I am so never ever having netmeeting and IRC open at the same time #30508
(890)<Guest56750> Hi how do you change your name? <Guest56750> iam new to mirc <Guest69> type "/nick nickname" *** Guest56750 is now known as nickname #30509
(1375)<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help? <Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k. <Nookadum> Thanks. * Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^) Some time later. * Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo <Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you! <Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor. <Nookadum> Oh.. Alright. * Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client) #30510
(-1371)<@orion> i just mark down all the good nigger jokes on purpose now <@orion> so they'll be at the bottom <@orion> aka, the top nigger jokes <!scabb> that's where those niggers belong. <@orion> back of the bus, bottom of the /names list, end of the qdb <@Sir_Neo> first in line @ kfc #30511
(778)<manda> i said it once ill say it agian <manda> 14 yr olds should be kept from the net <Zer0ne> unless in jpg form #30512
(1365)*** Radio_Star has quit IRC (Killed by (Video (Har har))) #30513
(956)(Momanon) I had a friend in the dorms that went into this guy's room, put on "ice ice baby" at full blast on repeat and locked the guy's room (Momanon) The guy had death threats stapled to his door. (Momanon) He didn't come back for like 3 hours.