#29945 (541)
<dodee> you want hard, ask glc to send you some of his grannies in nipple clamps shitting on japanese girls that are eating vomit while haveing 50 guys nut on them
<CreePy> dodee: I have that one, it sucked.  The one with vultures eating the girl's liver while a leopard raped her was cool tho.
<dodee> jesus christ
#29960 (571)
<pork> all the chicks here are either really ugly, lesbian, or men
<CardCheat> some are all three, pork
<Shovelbearer> uglesbimen
#29965 (332)
[topic@#perth(DALNET)]: Hey, blackmarket drugs aren't all bad. Hell, they've been teaching kids the metric system since 1954!
#29980 (315)
<hasek30> see i put <embed src="WishYouWereHere.mid" autoplay="true" loop="false" width="400" height="100">
<X13> Is the file named WishYouWereHere.mid?
<hasek30> nah its not
#30019 (157)
<TexacoForKids> you need a good pickup line.. like "so you putting out
or what?"
#30030 (265)
<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess
<MiDGeT`> but cooler
<BrettyBoy> i hate ironing
#30044 (874)
<@pr3x3l> my sister goes to emory
<@Blaxthos> is she hot ?
<@pr3x3l> we think she's a lesbian dude
<@Blaxthos> what's her number ?
<@Blaxthos> i'll finalize the decision for her
#30045 (208)
<Grim> <chikster> fuck a pole
<Grim> *** [#geekissues] No users matching *.pl found on channel.
#30133 (557)
<devoid> we should have a "bring your parents on irc" day
#30136 (655)
<Rann-chan> I just want to run screaming into the night.
<ThePlaya> Do so
<Rann-chan> It's not dark yet.
#30137 (332)
<Creeper> yeah the last time I tried social activity, I get home...and BAM
<Creeper> Herpies
#30149 (260)
<TFA|PL4YER> woot looking forward to getting my new hd tonight
<TFA|MikeRotch> hehe
<TFA|PL4YER> now i dont have to be "choosy" with what porns i keep
<TFA|MikeRotch> now THAT's how you know you have a sad life
#30161 (21)
<[MI]Xealous> well, my friend invented the idea of "morning pussy"
<[MI]Xealous> its like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich
#30162 (868)
<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel, for your own fun, its quite annoying.
<Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin
#30165 (23)
<Raphie> what are all the names of the seven dwarfs
<stevieo4> coke, acid, marijuana, reds, blues, speed, and of course heroin. Hmmm. I think I missed one.
#30166 (1313)
<Match> DAMMIT! All my half life cd keys are in use! I can't get on CS!
<Match> Those monkeyfuckers who actually bought the game are probably playing it!
<H4Z3> Does their evil know no bounds?
#30196 (150)
<sam> people seem to fear toilet seats like the damned plague these days
<Ishap> They're staging rebellions
<MEEKS> If you had to put up with all that ass, wouldn't you?
#30238 (281)
<zipperface> !seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass.
<Harold> Sorry zipperface, I have never seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass.
#30248 (499)
<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> theres a fatal error between the keyboard and the back of the chair
<Yomanman> Norton Crashguard had to shut downthe chair. all unsaved comfort settings have been lost
<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> hit any user to continue
#30252 (1086)
<thinkmad> your face sucks
<thinkmad> watch my movie
<thinkmad> http://www.thinkmad.com/tvp/tvp/Media/Meetyou_lo_320x240.mov
<Hummer> thats good advertising
<Hummer> start off with an insult. always works
<Drakken> FUCK YOU ALL - Buy Crest toothpaste!
<Hummer> hahah
<golic3> He got your attention though
<Hummer> true
<Hummer> EAT SHIT! go to mcdonalds!
#30255 (471)
<Yomanman> we're gonna have a southern wedding!
<PowerRad> Also known as a family reunion
#30259 (275)
<••NewsFlash••> Raw Sewage Spills Into Miami Bay
<zipperface> OoO let's go for a swim!
<zipperface> Might become super heroes.
<CremePuff> right. i call dibs on the Fantastic Condom Man
#30262 (405)
<ash26> tip
<ash26> never call yourself an american in england
<ash26> claim your canadian
<ash26> it will be so much easier for you
#30263 (245)
<zipperface> Erin, mon cherrie, ta beauté et seulment comparable à qui a coupé le fromage.
<Xanathis> did you say her beauty is comparable to a cup of cheese?
<Jedah> no no
<Jedah> her beauty is only comparable to who cut the cheese
#30264 (290)
* Ricyn watches the wind knock someone over outside
<Jedah> don't ya love hurricanes?
* Ricyn checks weatherbug.
<Ricyn> 60mph gusts
<Jedah> this sounds like a fun time to parasail
<Ricyn> yeah, just run into the street and jump