#29549 (296)
<@rudesmurf> my mom got me "real brewed" iced tea
<@rudesmurf> it tastes like cold tea
<@pikacheney> iced tea is cold tea...
#29550 (207)
* Re-monkey (re-monkey@cdm-208-52-188-lkch.cox-internet.com) has joined #geekissues
<Re-monkey> Wow
<Re-monkey> It's all the people I've been laughing at.
<Re-monkey> I love reading QDB.
<Re-monkey> This is almost like seeing all the great celebs in one place.
<Re-monkey> But, not quite.
#29649 (278)
* mike rolls eyes WITH SEXY RESULTS
<RushMore> you got porn behind eyeballs?
<mike> yes
<RushMore> lucky cunt
<RushMore> mine is on the bottom of my foot
<RushMore> which is relly ackward for masturbation
#29653 (136)
<KuWaItdog> I can get rid of the ban with my defence extrem ban programme.
<KuWaItdog> I have an american friend he have been in mirc network for 15 years I'm not lying I can tell to give you something I dont know what it is but it is a virus [strong virus]that you cant put ignore or cancel the virus will get in your computer before you know it so what you think scared?
#29657 (710)
<Azrel> that was a pain in the ass
<AnalBoy24m> I know the feeling.
#29660 (163)
([Locutus]) wait a minute..here we have its in my enbglsi dictionary.." Scrimp, 'prawn "
([Locutus]) know it now?
(@Wagoo) yaw
(@Wagoo) I look at prawn on the net all the time
(@Wagoo) I hate when they ask for your credit card details though :/
#29663 (297)
<Olan> I haven't been in her for a while...
<nukem> i'm sorry to hear that
#29666 (723)
<eX|NYC> wtf my mom tells this lady to come over then she leaves 10 secs b4 she comes so im stuck here with this lady like uhh dude i dont know wtf she went leave me alone let me play my computer games >_<
<PJ> its called a baby sitter.
#29667 (238)
<mentality> THE WORLD IS GOING TO END
<darkLem> and it's coming in all caps.
<mentality> WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
#29685 (718)
@|C|REDS`: I want a fuckin gf
@|C|Nemur: you want a girlfriend or a geforce? plz be specific
#29688 (321)
<ATAD> I saw a girl that has a pikachu umbrella
<ATAD> it's all yellow, has pikachu's face on it, and 2 pikachu ears sticking off the top
<Wagoo> Was she seckzy?
<ATAD> iono
<ATAD> I was looking at the pikachu umbrella more
<Wagoo> "Hello my dear, that's an awfully attractive pikachu umberella you have there, maybe you'd like to come back to my dorm room to discuss it's forms, themes, and concept."
#29693 (154)
* Amuck50 designs some magic items for a D&D campaign
<Amuck50> heheh Arrows of Nuking.....
<Kyle> Cock ring of glory.
<Amuck50> cock ring of +2 protection
#29709 (213)
<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS"
#29712 (822)
<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream...
<daenonok> dude you slept in class?
<D4NG3R0U5> in which my girlfriend (who sat a few seats away) got up, and, on her way over to me took off her top, then got on her knees and unzipped my pants
<D4NG3R0U5> yeah i slept in class, sometimes (when i decided it was time for my medication)
<D4NG3R0U5> and, bc the night before she gave me head irl, the dream was really vivid...woke up, everyone was lookin at me...
<D4NG3R0U5> then the teacher went back on talkin, and everyone turned back around...that haunts me
#29789 (692)
<Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars to spend on hookers
<Boogaleeboo> And I'm sorry your ugliness only allows sex with hookers
<Joe_> How much does yours allow, Boog?
<Boogaleeboo> Silly
<Boogaleeboo> You don't PAY
<Joe_> Ah, the confessions of a Boston rapist.
<Boogaleeboo> It's not rape if you kill them first
<Joe_> Touche
#29834 (423)
<Wilfred> Do you think I could kick your mom's ass Justin?
<Wilfred> And remember...I've had weapons training.
<Michael> Masturbating in the closet doesn't count as "Weapons training" in Canada. No matter how thin and pointy it is.
<Wilfred> It's very thin and pointy.
#29841 (601)
<Jim> WOAH, HUGE STORY FROM FOX NEWS
<Jim> KIDS WHO DRINK ARE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE SEX
<Frinky> WOW
<Frinky> I never would have guessed that
<Swimguy37> no kiddin
<Jim> It's almost as shocking as their "there are perverts on the internet" story
#29845 (10)
<Jedi-Ohki> yah, and im a newbie because i've been a. using mirc since...1998 b. been using the internet since...1995, or c. all of the above.
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*** Joins: Becky (~ral919@RisaNet-5356.dialip.mich.net)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Becky
(@Coffee): [Becky] Hmm..your cute.
#29889 (362)
<shithead1> it appears my computer just deleted all the cookies.
<JustNoodle> now, all you have to do is rename it "cookie monster"
#29892 (460)
CreeDi: I made a joke to this chick about how she was grumpy because she was
beaten a lot as a child, and it turns out she really was.
CreeDi: I felt about as big as a keebler elf testicle.
#29893 (145)
dodee: yall need hobbies. =)
CreeeD: says IRC boy.
#29916 (199)
<Squiggle> When I grow up, I wanna be arrested for masturbating in front of a daycare.
#29926 (212)
<CreeDC> rsw: is the neice cute?
<rswAFK> it's not born yet.
<Dodee> that's young, even for matt.
<rswAFK> she's underage, anyway.
<CreeDC> rsw: but it's a girl for sure right?
#29939 (38)
dodee: I look british.
dodee: I think it's the haircut.
[jhk]: it's probably the teeth