#29198 (1178)
<Coldfeet®> having sex after 20 beers is like playing pool with a rope
#29237 (36)
(irix): scrim?
(irix): :o
(jot): against?
(irix): team colorado
(irix): :)
(jot): we only play people from states that matter
#29243 (214)
<tate> has anyone played this Amercan's Army game?
<Beerman> nope
<Goonigoogoo> I've read about it, but never downloaded it
<Beerman> I wonder if you can mod it
<Beerman> "talibans army"
<Beerman> that would be a fun game
<tate> yeah, and you can throw rocks, and mail Anthrax
<tate> and hide in caves
#29247 (356)
<dingo> did you hear the polish government bought 5000 septic tanks?
<twolovvers> what in the hell for?
<twolovvers> well, as soon as they figure out how to drive them, they're going to invade germany.
<twolovvers> huh?
<twolovvers> I'm very naive, and I pay no attention to world news
<twolovvers> so if your bullshitting me I havn't a clue
<dingo> septic tanks....drive them...going to invade...
<dingo> umm...
<dingo> you dye your hair blonde lately?
<twolovvers> no it's dark brown with a hint of red
<twolovvers> septic tanks aren't meant to be driven
<dingo> ...
<twolovvers> so your making a polish joke to mock them?
<dingo> i think they're mocking themselves at this point.
#29261 (299)
<+atseleon> like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come it tastes so salty
<@LillieCharlotte> smart gal
#29269 (-40)
<JP|> I'd choose unix over linux
#29276 (929)
<slappy> I leave punk on for my cats so they'll get more hardcore while I'm out
#29284 (456)
<enajyram> support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
#29291 (549)
<acetylcholine> if it's 2 things i hate it's racial profiling and arabs on my airplane
#29317 (513)
<Logik-> ymir wants to hire a personal assassin to kill me
<Logik-> <---- has land mines in his yard
<tra__> what happens when the grass cutter comes to clip the lawn?
<Logik-> tra__, they're not allowed to mow certain spots :P
<tra__> so the hitman just treads through the mowed spots, since its easier to walk there anyway?
#29321 (364)
<tima> k, i'm starving
<rocky> fooooooood
<OlDirtyB> im starving too
<EConc_> god, since when did #nerdz become ethiopia?
#29353 (139)
<lasereyes> im looking at that dazzle mpeg2.. but its like 350 bucks
<finneas> can you put a price on quality piracy?
#29355 (405)
<finneas> the only good thing tom green has been in is drew berrymore
#29356 (173)
<SC__AT> 3. What united states president was in office during the civil war?
<SC__AT> Times up! The answer was: forty three
#29379 (333)
<@Pumiliocumfustis> these speakers have so much bass
<@qrg> how do they fit fish in such small boxes
#29402 (428)
<misogynic> Senor: tell me, is your mother still attractive?
<SenorWeird> for someone her age, I'd say so.
<misogynic> Can I have her number?
<SenorWeird> (305)867-5309
<misogynic> :D!
<misogynic> What's her name?
<SenorWeird> Jenny
<misogynic> Is that her honest number?
#29403 (355)
<Chaos[X]> Overclocking can screw everything up.
<Chaos[X]> I've seen it break up marriages.
#29423 (787)
<DoomLord9> heh. reminds me of the other day. my mom walked up to me with a pair of panties and says "i found these in your room. care to explain" i was like "......no, i can't explain that, but thank you for the hope that women come into my room and strip when i'm not there. you have made my day happy"
<DoomLord9> unfortunetly, they were just my sisters she had just taken out of the wash. i was kinda bummed about that
#29433 (2099)
Nastard> i think i just found an avi of shania twain sucking some guy off
<matt> that don't impress me much
#29435 (617)
<nastsm0m> jakob do me a favor?
<nastsm0m> never get married
<nastsm0m> never breed
<nastsm0m> in fact don't even date
<Greylark> don't ever leave your room
<nastsm0m> yeah that either
<jakob> you just described my life... :(
#29442 (1389)
<Phuser> Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash...I took 65 pictures of myself making a sandwich...My neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
#29468 (259)
<Guilty> <v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did
<Guilty> Approve Kill Nothing
<logik_> kill
<Mdar> kill
<gfjgfjgfj> what does nothing do?
<Mdar> is that a rhetorical question?
#29471 (31)
<MoLsOnGiRL> hehe ive been just laughing my ass off here the past half hour
<Owyn> I think we figured as much.
<Owyn> Giggly? Now you have the "munchies"?
<Owyn> Or are you starting to "burn out"
<MoLsOnGiRL> hey hey
* Owyn runs out of pot slang
#29498 (261)
<ReWom> IRC is full of sexy and beautiful people, they just send you the wrong pictures.
#29529 (495)
<Drizuid> what operating system does linux run on?