#28226 (401)
<Threeboy> don't use it ever when i'm in here please.
<_3D_Mike|work> use what?
<_3D_Mike|work> whigger?
<Threeboy> "nigger" it's fucking rascist.
<JonM> I am not racisct
<JonM> it was easier to type then african american
#28348 (1849)
<tis_berni> I'm a construction worker
<tis_berni> for one more week
<tam> and then?
<moof> then he has to be the indian or the navy guy.
#28379 (175)
<Tr1driph0n> shouldn't the past tense of shit be shot?
<Tr1driph0n> like, you know, 'i shot my pants'?
#28436 (43)
<+santa|> wouldnt it be funny if eminem was mexican
<+[SLiM]D12> lol
<+santa|> and he was like.. Eminesse
#28496 (347)
*** Quits: amyafk (africhot@vw-12506.bigpond.net.au) (Exit: Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn isstill dark!)
<jm> Karma is the bird that shits on your car after you wash it from doing donuts on the local church's front lawn
#28605 (284)
<Yukanojo> engrish.com is proof that the japanese are just as bad as the americans in that they like to spout stupid things in other languages
<Yukanojo> for all we know, those shirts with trendy kanji on them probably say "WOODEN BLOATED CHICKEN PENIS"
#28690 (204)
<Falsity> tricks are fo kids
<ircbuddy> And hookers.
#28701 (36)
<Damocles> one of my classmate from HS apparently got a boob job.
<ogre173> cool
<ogre173> is it done good?
<Wetzel_116> heh
<Jim258> lol
<Damocles> dunno.
<Damocles> she works at the video store by my house.
<Damocles> I should go take a look.
<Jim258> or two...
#28881 (226)
<Tbodd> I pull no punches with the women
<Tbodd> otherwise, they just get back up and beat the crap outta me
#28918 (401)
•8:08PM• <Shiznaz> for our senior prank we took about ten buckets of white oil paint and painted in 30 foot tall letters "GAY PRIDE" on the black tar shingle roof of out school
<Shiznaz> I went to an all boy's school
<Shiznaz> you could see the GAY PRIDE from blocks away
<cornflake> lol
<Shiznaz> they tried painting the white paint black so you wouldn't see it, but the shingles were more grey than anything, so it was just as easy to read
<Shiznaz> I think they've just reshingled it since then
<Huge_Spatula> I wish I went to an all boys school. All that fresh, untapped man ass
#28923 (86)
<FZ1> raff on #banan
<FZ1> raff using irc.efnet.pl ATMAN Network, Warsaw, Poland
<FZ1> raff End of /WHOIS list.
<shaan> wow
<shaan> the polish have an irc server
<shaan> i wonder how many it takes to run it
#28970 (451)
<jestuh> QDB TIP OF THE DAY: ALL THE GOOD NIGGERS JOKES CAN BE ACCESSED BY CLICKING 'BOTTOM'
#28972 (317)
<@mike> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream truck hit the kid
<@orion> unfortunately not
<@orion> it was just some kids screaming after the missed creamy treat opportunity
#28975 (196)
<%jdp> i come first!
<%TruWizdom> yeah thats what i hear
<%TruWizdom> like after 12 seconds
#28978 (25)
<GRiPEX> why am i getting packeted from ACA2CA99.ipt.aol.com
<GRiPEX> its killing my linux machine
#29003 (803)
<nosliwc156> So I walk in to the living room, and Patricks watching Hanson on TV...
<nosliwc156> he turns around to me, and says "I would so totally do her"
<nosliwc156> and all I could think to do was turn around, and walk out...
#29025 (381)
<Ed> Why is there so much fat porn lately? Someone needs to be shot.
<Rivorus> what the hell is wrong with fat porn?
<Toad> Yeah, I'm sure they all have great personalities.
#29040 (244)
<spoony> i'm not bright but i can lift heavy things
#29043 (322)
(|Kore|): whats the best webcam to get lads?
(DawnRazor): to get lads you'll need breasts
#29046 (1598)
<zamros> My names Nickie.Im a 17 year old mommie to a beautiful 13 month old little girl(born July 21,2001).Im also 19 weeks pregnant with what is believed to be a boy..and our last child! Our meaning my husband.He's 19 years old and in the army.We've been together 3 years and married for almost 1. We're currently stationed in Fort Bragg,NC. Look forward to reading all your posts!
<zamros> DEAR NICKIE
<zamros> YOU'VE RUINED YOUR FUCKING LIFE
<zamros> SINCERELY,
<zamros> GOD
#29066 (433)
<rudesmurf> oh, by the way, you have woman arms.
<@Chomps> not really, but I have child's wrists
<rudesmurf> why is that?
<@Chomps> because i cut them off some kid
#29074 (730)
<Puddle of Mudd> Have they named the disorder where you become obsessed with terrible songs?
<Critíc> Pop culture.
#29083 (932)
<Chyno> Oww...I was wanking so hard I got cramp in my leg.
<Critíc> Fascinating.
<Chyno> I thinked the guy liked it though.
<Critíc> ....
<Critíc> I don't think anybody saw that coming.
#29134 (471)
<InkyTriviaBot> Question: what was the first zeppelin made of?
<InkyTriviaBot> answer:  --------
<AlexisMachine> fire
#29151 (148)
<SteveCase> what does one do here?
<hunnybun> jerk off to girls gone wild infomercials