#27535 (329)
<Red_Draco> "See the Pope, $5. Ride the Pope, $10."
#27608 (471)
<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab
<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange shit
<Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it
<Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors
#27628 (205)
<Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes
<Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of shampoo
<Guilty> Maybe some q-tips
#27650 (528)
<Inter> 90 percent of chicks on the internet are cock teases.
<`MT> other 10% have cocks
#27690 (819)
<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story
<Dragon-Beast> so so so easy
<lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers
<Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach  its target audience.
#27741 (518)
<jagyd> I think you finally found a character not limited by your intellectual capabilities.
<Dwopple the Orc> huh?
#27791 (478)
<Raenne>  Damnit, my cookies are only half baked
<Tungee>  Smoke em up a bit more then
<Futility>  Heh heh heh... half baked.
<Raenne>  I stuck em back in the oven :)
<Tungee>  Mazi
<Tungee>  Nazi
<Raenne>  ...
<Raenne>  They are COOKIES, not PEOPLE
<Raenne>  chocolate chip :)
<Tungee>  The nazi's didn't believe the Jews were people either
#27794 (1138)
<Vellius>  ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak english
#27823 (585)
* m4z3` kicks dalnet
* Quits: m4z3` (maze@216.206.242.213) (Killed (zone.hub.us.dal.net ()))
<Jagfire> And DALnet kicks back
#27863 (1315)
(@BigTruck): 'magine havin' to go to the emergency room and fill out that little questionaire paper at the beginning "description of ailment"
(@Phitz): hahahaha
(@BigTruck): i got a nerf football stuck in my hootie
*** Joins: hootie (blah@209.250.58.28)
(@BigTruck): :o
(@Phitz): wtf
(@BigTruck): my mind just exploded
(@Phitz): *nod*
#27893 (175)
<Rick^y>shit, one time, i jerked off into kleenex, but i didn't have enough time to through it out cause the phone rang
<Rick^y>so i forget about the kleenex, and couple hours later i end up wiping my mouth with it
<illy>yumm...
#27914 (424)
<aiko> Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background.
<aiko> But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.
#27921 (318)
<Kiko> I love you guys
<@mjau> we love you too kiko
<@mjau> dude, kiko... isnt that a type of soy sauce
<@mjau> KIKOMAN
<@mjau> hehehe
<@mjau> salty yet delicious
<Kiko> Thats what SHE said
<Kiko> :)
#27944 (2002)
UsMc-LiTe: OMFG I JUST GOT A GF!!!!!!!!!
AkIrAgOrN909: Sadly folks, hes talking about the Grandfather sword in Diablo 2.
#28007 (516)
<|Crash|> condoms suck!
<iota> so do kids
#28033 (109)
<@i-node> I thought battlenet checked to see if you were korean
<@i-node> if(iskorean()){acceptconnection();}
#28049 (649)
Statik : are you going to sleep?
Statik : I need to get off so my sister can go to sleep
Statik : um...I didn't mean it like that >:(
#28053 (127)
<+Fro`> flea markets have black people?
<+santa|> Fro` yeah, cheap too
#28079 (157)
<PS_GAMER> Neill, just to be sure, that text compression problem with SD3 is a thing of the past, correct?
<Neill1712> PS: Well, I killed the text compression. But now the text compression's big brother is hiring someone to kill me, so I'll keep you posted
<PS_GAMER> Thanks.
#28125 (441)
<Rjx> I could be good at marketing
<Rjx> I'd target spam at geeks
<Rjx> "Viagra! Increase your Uptime!"
#28132 (291)
<BMTwigzta> People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything
#28141 (747)
<Dedushka> Syntax error: function hell() needs an argument. Please choose what hell you want to involve
<Dedushka> i dunno much fortran
<madiera> FORTRAN compilers are more like "error, gorak think u program not working.  gorak consult rock and tree."
#28167 (1098)
<worksoufy> man i need to eat
<Trak3r> that's "yoda" speak for "i need to eat a man"
<worksoufy> sick bastard you are
#28175 (266)
<clay> my car is immobile
<ryanwrk> doesnt that go against the whole point of a car existing
<clay> i can push it around
#28214 (284)
<krisi> anyone from ireland?
<Tbodd> no, we're all sober