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#34426 (452)

<Yawgatog> You haven't lived until you've chugged a bottle of rubbing alcohol.
<Yawgatog> You probably haven't died until then, either.

#34429 (708)

<Saotome_Ranma> goc what would you say to me if I told you that I did your mom last night?
<godofcows> you have herpes! :)

#34431 (194)

<FairWtns> You know what I love about 'Law & Order'?
<Badtz> nope
<Badtz> do tell
<FairWtns> It's hard to find a channel which isn't playing it some time during the day.

#34433 (191)

<Flik> That was so awesome
<Flik> I need a twin just so that I could do cool things like that
<KeeperX> incest porn?

#34436 (357)

<KingHenry> castrated men live longer
<Phuser> but do castrated men really live

#34437 (306)

<slashed24> who? -P
<slashed24> dammit...my emoticon is blind

#34440 (633)

doc- H/P/V/A/C . 34o megs . FiDo
vect0r hp vac?? HEWLETT PACKARD MAKES A VACUUM!?
vect0r I MUST GET!
vect0r does it suck as much as their computers do?
<vect0r because that would be a kick ass vacuum

#34441 (40)

-utah.tx.******.org:@#sex- Sico invited Trojan into channel #sex.

#34445 (197)

<draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac?
<DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology
<sayn> COMPUTER FUCKER
<sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER

#34446 (102)

* McFarlan Quit (Quit: Want to know the concept behind holy wars? 'Do you believe in god?' "No" 'OK' ::BLAM:: 'Do you believe in god?' "Yes" 'Do you believe in my god?' "No" :: BLAM BLAM BLAM :: 'My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick!')

#34447 (118)

<wangsta`> goddamnit
<wangsta`> im gonna end up being that guy on tv that used the Date Rape drug to get with some prom queen
<Juste> Good for you~
<wangsta`> thats bad
<Juste> Use femcream while you;re at it :?P
<wangsta`> i want sex, but i dont want it from inmates

#34454 (132)

gadget: my god.
gadget: i would give several left nuts to have a store like that.

#34455 (288)

Ya-leile: i either need candy or a fuck.
Dan: w00t!
Ya-leile cries
Ya-leile: and i can't find either.
Dan: *blink*
DJEuphoriK: i can be over in like half an hour
Dan: BWAHAHAHA
Ya-leile: with candy?
Ya-leile: *grin*

#34457 (730)

<Spoon35> my girlfriend drew a picture of an orgasm once
<Spoon35> I didn't think it would look like that.
<SenorWeir> was it her with another man?

#34458 (623)

<drdink> blue used to be such a nice color
<drdink> now it means "FUCK IT BROKE"

#34459 (126)

<j03bl0w> Is it wrong to touch yourself when things like Miss Teen USA are on?
<|SeveN|> j03bl0w: no.
* j03bl0w touches himself in places with lots of nerve endings

#34461 (400)

<verin> and on the fourth day, there was pr0n, and God said, "let this be a blessing onto you, since Eve is out shopping"

#34467 (51)

<@sTubby> I would if I could send shit =
<@sTubby> it wont work
-> -sTubby- u havent got dcc on
-> -sTubby- /s enable send
[18:33] * Quits: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au) (Need more parameters)
<BenZor> lol n00bs... fun fun fun.
* Joins: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au)
<sTubby> 'twas already on

#34473 (283)

<@Gaz> my rgby team is losing so ...
<FrozenFood> ..ok
<@Gaz> I should change channels :)
<@Gaz> but ...
<FrozenFood> just tile them! i have 4 channels open
<Mike> spoken like a true IRC addict
* Mike is pretty sure Gaz meant a TV channel....

#34474 (198)

<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now running; please type !virus to test your system
<Morphine> :))
<Morphine> !virus
<Morphine> lol
<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now currently checking Morphine for infected files.
<thnom> wait a bit .........
<thnom> Morphine; AntiVirusIRC v0.2 has detected a virus, press ALT + F + C; to identify the infected file(s).
<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 was brought to you by Tw0Y3d-]
<Morphine> ?
[11:06] *** Morphine has quit IRC ((23:33:55) (@mart`db) xp is dodgy)
<thnom> rofl
[11:07] *** Morphine has joined #abjects

#34477 (286)

<STUDYIuG_4_PreCal> everyone type /clear so i can hide my shame

#34478 (237)

`007Cheater`- I was AT the gay parade
`007Cheater`- I was not IN the gay parade

#34479 (375)

][HumA][79- sepcial olympics are bad because its hard on the person who finishes last place.. i mean.. how much lower than that can you get

#34481 (229)

Hurricane_Hasney- hehe, my g/f gets scared of talking to other people, god knows why lol
Hurricane_Hasney- Probably cuz shes used to being locked in my garage...

#34482 (39)