#25483 (548)
<BLaG> i wanna sleep naked
<BLaG> but i'm afraid my parents will come in and take pictures of me and make a kiddy porn site on the internet
#25502 (359)
<dinarchvs> my friend sobel just had a great idea
<dinarchvs> fuck this 3d-accelerating game video hardware
<dinarchvs> we need smut-specific hardware
<dalias> ?
<dinarchvs> like an on the fly compression/decompression chip that specializes in compressing fleshtones in images to save bandwidth
<dalias> hahaha
<dalias> dude, go get some
<dinarchvs> or hardware-based algorithms to help render smut faster
<dinarchvs> like a nipple algorithm to accelerate nipple drawing
<dalias> you're developing a pr0n obsession
<dinarchvs> a special dick rendering chip
<dinarchvs> that can draw over 2000 dicks/second
<auspex_> there is pr0n specific hardware... gigabit ethernet
#25503 (1177)
<infinitySPZ> Pong is probably the best designed shooter game in the world.
<infinitySPZ> It's the only one that is made so that if you camp, you die.
#25510 (228)
<dive> hey
<dive> i got something we can debate
<dive> which is worse, MS as in multiple sclerosis or MS as in microsoft
<dive> i honestly am not sure.
<zan> heh
<zan> microsoft is
<dive> yeah
<zan> because with multiple sclerosis you can use unix still
#25511 (1387)
<iretd> According to IRC, 99% of the chicks are into cybersex.
<Julian> The other 1% are actually girls.
#25544 (202)
<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting winME's system monitor now
<The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??
#25572 (53)
<unknown> A Blow Job Is Better Then No Job...
#25574 (372)
<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital
<Simboo> omg what happend?
<Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof
<Lombers[A]> split his head
<Simboo> fwoar
<Lombers[A]> was pissing blood
<Simboo> stiches?
<Lombers[A]> about an inch cut
<Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches
<Simboo> *shivers* eew.
<pace> lol needed a wall hack
#25703 (189)
<Sphinx0r> i know shit but some shit is still unclear to me
#25778 (535)
<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY
<kisama_> I <3 YOU
<Swish> you "less than three" him?
<kisama_> please.
<kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<kisama_> well E> is flat
<Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART
<kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS
<kisama_> weirdo.
#25986 (185)
<DrNick668> an asian buddy started to hang out with what he calls 'a gang of hardcore azns'
<DrNick668> he says that if someone wanted to bash him they'd get killed and they'd hafta go thru a few lines of defense
<DrNick668> i'm thinkin what he means is he's in an azn clan for CS
<DrNick668> and if i shot at him i'd get fragged
<DrNick668> and the lines of defense are a firewall, virus scan and flood protection on his irc porn server
#26135 (131)
<Marek> you guys know how big the benchmark is?
<@Haggis> about 6"
#26164 (1225)
<azrael69> why do all goths express their individuality the same?
#26195 (265)
<WinX> fat girls that claim to be bi might as well just come out and say "i'm horribly desperate for play."
#26208 (112)
<kuro> dork? whale penis?
<timmo> we have some in the fridge
#26234 (449)
<Camus> my dad has a spiked collar..
<Camus> dog*
#26242 (172)
<RoboJoe> i;'m here more than all of you, so fu :/
<Xisor> fu robo u aint
<RoboJoe> Xisor, indeed me am
<The_Necromancer> no u aint me and Xisor are here the most
<RoboJoe> i'm never idle
<RoboJoe> and you and necro actually leave the chan throughout the day....i only ever leave when i need to recon
<Xisor> I see
<RoboJoe> no, but me here more than you!
<The_Necromancer> hrmm we are arguing who has less life
#26282 (272)
<Tirael> wtf is a haemophiliac?
<Tirael> someone who has sex w/ blood??
#26283 (252)
<Masa> I never had a brother I could fight with
<Masa> very unsatisfactory
<Kevyn> I punched my sister once. Heh.
<Kevyn> I was too young to know better.
<Masa> and I couldnt hit my sister too much
<Kevyn> Pow, right in the nose.
<waffle> you're quite the enlightened male
<Kevyn> Eh. I love my family and that's how I show it.
<Kevyn> I can't wait to have kids.
<Kevyn> I'm gonna beat their fucking asses.
#26286 (478)
<Echo5ive> I am not a Japanese schoolgirl, so I can’t type 80wpm with my thumbs on a cell phone.
#26290 (44)
<hipnotoad> Ah that was good, a new record, i lasted ten seconds!
<tate> Quick Draw McGraw, they call him
<Tony> so what if Deon is Quick Draw, for me, its like a twinkie, the best part is the cream.
#26296 (123)
<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself
<Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels
<Raven> all by myself
<Raven> that was all during one summer
<Raven> i was 12
<skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven?
<panda> is that why european's can't dress?
#26307 (453)
<Syntax_Crash> I just got a 40x burner to replace my old 8x
<Syntax_Crash> my piracy productivity just went up by 500%
#26312 (381)
<@skold> im still happy with my tbird
<@skold> cant say i wouldnt buy a 2400+ right now if i had the money
<@skold> heh new server with users and an admin who doesnt seem to be a moron
<Flux> where?
<Taranis> Linux's memory manager is way better than Window's
<@skold> wtf did that come from :P
<@skold> 'hey whats up' 'LUNIX TRUELY IS THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM'
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<Fleebis> finland is crashing