#24981 (135)
<Benco> I'M ALL AnGSTY NOW!
<Benco> DAMN MY SOCIAL LIFE!
<zamros> WHY
<Benco> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS!
<Siarin> Benco: Joy to the fucking world!
<zamros> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS TOO
<Siarin> Stupid people. =(
<zamros> THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM WILL FUCK ME
#24990 (404)
<Makaveli> let's change girlfriend to boyfriend
<Makaveli> then the statement is true
* SoulVoid whispers to Paralysis: Mak loves the cock
<Makaveli> wtf
* Paralysis nods sagely
<Paralysis> mak, I have a proposition for you
<Makaveli> fuck you both
<Paralysis> oh, in that case, you already answered!
* Paralysis is away (mak :D).
#24999 (233)
<steelcap> Imagine there was a way to make a monitor give off like way more radiation
<steelcap> and give people cancer remotely
<steelcap> thatd be an awesome trojan feature..
#25008 (271)
*** Now talking in #christian
<ircbuddy> :matrix.de.eu.dal.net 432 ircbuddy irc-pope :Non-Ethical nickname
<ircbuddy> Even DALNet knows that the pope is 'non-ethical' :P
<BiblThmpr> excuse me
#25026 (461)
<Cobain4ever 87> FUCK YOU
<Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat, ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its no fun at all.
#25027 (368)
<[avon]> oh man
<[av0n]> even vc++6 rocks
<[av0n]> after install
<[av0n]> do you want to reboot now?
<[av0n]> no
<[av0n]> the system must be rebooted click ok to reboot
<[av0n]> and i bet you anything when i alt+f4 the box
<[av0n]> i'm gonna reboot
<[av0n]> just watch.
*** Quits: [av0n] (justin@mask-2556.swbell.net) (Connection reset by peer)
#25031 (410)
<Axlar`cleaning> shhhhh
<pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a sound?
<Wey> crunch?
<Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once
<Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it
#25117 (193)
<Shinji> wtf
<Shinji> i have a #masturbation in my logs
#25190 (161)
<Petersen> trying to fit in irc, social life and work
<Petersen> no time for sleep
<Z59B> irc, IS social life? isnt it?
#25276 (428)
<Draven> w0ot. 150 MB porn movie done!
<kaMIKazE> nice
<+RedvaldezAWAY> not bad Cow
<@murder1> wd d/l a 150 mb movie when all you're gonna last is at 500kb
#25290 (343)
(SithAdmin): fsck
(SithAdmin): paper cut on tongue
([TeMpEsT]): ouch
(Rambozo): ooh...
([TeMpEsT]): how did you manage that sith?
(Rambozo): he tried to eat out a paper model of anna kournikova
(Rambozo): it came as a cutout in a magazine
([TeMpEsT]): lmao
(Rambozo): :D
(Rambozo): "Put tab A into slot B" "I sure will!!"
#25302 (37)
<Ein> Bottomless pits work on what I like to call "Toilet Paper roll on strings Theory"
<Stefanf> put meat on a string and lower it into the pit! PLANET CORE BBQ!
#25309 (218)
<MK|sleeping> i'd be up for bumpin a taxi ;)
<MK|sleeping> 6 pissed gamers runnin away from a taxi
<MK|sleeping> in the midle of the countryside
<BadAss> lol
<Ste[Away]> rofl
<MK|sleeping> fall down a ditch or summit
<BadAss> get raped again by that q3 guy who just happens to be there
<MK|sleeping> see it on the news, 6 bodies were fond 2day beaten and left in a bloody pulp, with a note sayin "i 0wn j00, q2 sux, q3 0wn0rz j00" , cryptographers are stil trying to decypher the code
#25324 (309)
<tweak> fucking stupid program
<OmniWyse> at least you know where your problem lies
<tweak> why can't I just plug my brain into the pc, lightwave reads what I want and does it
<tweak> this is driving me up the fucking wall
<OmniWyse> cause then MS would find a way to hack your brain and copy all the stuff you wouldnt want them to see
<tweak> nahh I'd have a brainwall
<tweak> I'd start thinking about tits and beer and they'd get bored and leave
#25325 (116)
<Random> Mdk: did your mom actually teach Erica to be a ninja, does she come on irc, or is this all some big joke i'm not getting?
#25353 (488)
<cylinder> should've left it on goatse when you got off
<Him> heh
<Ody> o_o
<Ody> that would've gone down well with the parents
<Ody> "MOM! TRISTAN'S BEEN USING YOUR CABLE MODEM FOR LOOKING AT HARDCORE MAN-PR0N AGAIN!!!!!"
<Ody> err
<Ody> not again
#25357 (1004)
<Talwin> I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any backtalk
<Talwin> I'm like "Get down there bitch"
<Talwin> And its all "!! k"
<Talwin> And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing
<soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that.  you know, resisting a bit.  i like foreplay when i masturbate.
#25372 (18)
<Router> does anyone feed their furby with their penis
<BassDrop> those things are for pussies
<Router> i think that would be funny
<Router> YUM
<Router> lol
#25375 (597)
<jonathans> brooklyn rules
<jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather
#25385 (1729)
<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family.
<Seeker> It can?
<sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny.
<Seeker> I can see where this is going..
<sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo.
<Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing?
<sutna> spose not
<Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#25387 (42)
<Blaxxthos> dude these are no joke cameras
<Blaxxthos> 30:1 optical zoom
<Blaxxthos> 800:1 digital
<Blaxxthos> all 360x360 deg PTZ
<madog> you catch a lot of thieves?
<madog> people be tring to steal?
<Blaxxthos> yes
<Blaxxthos> all the time
<Blaxxthos> OH SHIT
<Blaxxthos> DARKIES IN THE HILFIGGER DEPARTMENT
<Blaxxthos> brb
#25408 (181)
<Funkadelica> ¬_¬ it's a conspiracy
<maladroit> I LOVE THAT FACE
<maladroit> ¬_¬
<@wildkarrdex> I HATE IT AND I WANT IT TO DIE
<Funkadelica> ¬_¬ -----> x_X
* maladroit CAUSES ¬_¬ TO DIE
<maladroit> O_o
<@wildkarrdex> HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY
<@wildkarrdex> IN A FAIRER WORLD YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD
#25418 (226)
[@c-rOCK] no mad
[@c-rOCK] just because you and I and guilty had dealings
[@c-rOCK] we were drunk
[@c-rOCK] and we agreed it was a mistake
[@madog] Guilty was a good piece of ass.
[@madog] err.
[@c-rOCK] i gotta give him that yeah he was
#25464 (13418)
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
#25469 (348)
<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh
<DeskLazer> it's called AOL