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<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a dirty Sanchez.
#24893 (599)
<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze
<Mooseka> VGAME THAT'S LIKE SAYING DROWNING VICTIMS ARE WET
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[!] @Techdude kisses doll sooooooo hard, there is an instant netsplit
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#24896 (484)
<elfpower> I wonder why they don't make kumquat juice?  i mean, kumquats are pretty good.
<apollo> probably because it sounds like a mixture of semen and vaginal juice.
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<Guest_0135966> Want FUN??? Come to the MjsIRC Chat Network... For High Speed Servers, Ready To Party, With Another Server To Come!, simply type /server mjs48.bsd.st or /server kevin.mjs48.bsd.st or /server steven.mjs48.bsd.st   .JOIN NOW!!!
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<HunterSD> Want to FUCK OFF? Come to the Windows Desktop Party... For high speed fun, with another Alt+F4 to Come! Simply type /Quit, or /qUiT, or /QUIT... DO IT NOW!!!!
#24911 (447)
<D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame
<hotgirl4u> uhh
<D4NG3R0U5> ...nm
#24912 (208)
<radish> id root you, but im busy trying to work out why it is that whenever i
get paid a series of bills arrive for just about the same amount of money
#24932 (334)
<Actinium> so she's like "hey" and i swooned, drooled, and wet my pants
<Actinium> and I came back with "hello"
<Actinium> i think it's love
#24933 (249)
<irq> what acronym is posv?
> Pirates of Silicon Valley.
<irq> ah yes
> And it sucks, because I actually had a decent tape.
> Then I loaned it to a co-worker, whose wife interpreted "silicon" as "silicone," got the wrong idea, and threw it out.
#24935 (210)
<Sam_> hrmm help me come up with a new email address
<Sam_> i cant think of a clever name
<P|CK|E> Screwdriver Deluxe
<Sam_> im think TommySalami
<Sam_> or im gonna try to get Sam_
<P|CK|E> yeah
<P|CK|E> Sam_
<Sam_> i wish that was my name
<Sam_> my real name
<Sam_> actually i'd rather have it be @Sam_
<Sam_> so i have ops.
#24936 (-4)
<[HTK]-Goatmeal> why did dp leave?
<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his shirt
<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his pants
<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his irc
#24940 (530)
<Greggorian> is it a big book?
<Jakeb> take your hand and make a tight fist
<Jakeb> now move it up till it's a foot in front of your face
<Jakeb> now hit yourself in the face as hard as you can
<Jakeb> that's what if would feel like if i hit you in the face with that book, cause it's pretty big
#24942 (125)
icecubes32: i don't like small tvs
icecubes32: i have to squint
fromullins: you are always squinting
fromullins: you're chinese
#24951 (1094)
<Rance> the mating ritual has begun... i fixed her cable modem, she was impressed.  *flex*
#24956 (525)
<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean
<Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock
#24958 (398)
<Swish> the C5 military cargo plane?
<iban> that's what my mom's boyfriend used to pilot
<iban> yea the C5
<Swish> cooool :D
<iban> he said that when it loads it lowers the body down and opens the front and back
<iban> its' the only plane that gets down on all fours to take it from both ends
#24961 (274)
<Swish> life is so ironic
<Swish> Happy hour: when you imbibe great quantities of depressant
#24962 (343)
<Cyrix> you can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long
#24963 (330)
<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours
<Swish> rofl
<PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number
<PolestaR> which is fake
#24965 (323)
<sail> everyone must face their inner canadian
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<Current> Hey, in San Francisco, you don't leave dogs with tags unattended in Chinatown, because it just marks them as edible.
#24967 (347)
<RevengePimpy> i found a lifestyles condom in my car
<RevengePimpy> in the back seat
<RevengePimpy> I can't reamber the last time someone rode in the back seat
<RevengePimpy> maybe someone broke into my car to fuck or something
<RevengePimpy> it boggles my mind
#24970 (239)
<czth> cue jokes about dyslexic agonostic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
#24973 (142)
<RevengePimpy> man Steven Hawking is the shit
<HazE> lol
<RevengePimpy> He talks like a robot
#24976 (321)
<Skulljack> Funny how all zombies have muscles, skin and everything else nearly falling off of them, yet they almost always have a fully functioning digestive system.