#24738 (263)
<@Koru> I have a project due for school.
<@Koru> I have to make a collage about my mind body and soul, then explain it.
<hack||SAMA> Just post hentai and ecchi all over it, and say this...
<hack||SAMA> "As for mind, i really like Hentai, or 'Cartoon Porn'. Body is mainly about fapping ot that hentai, or 'Cartoon Porn'. and lastly, Soul. My soul is about finding a girl that loves me for who i am, a hentai-loving fruit."
#24745 (223)
* Seph gives potatoe a *Super Tight And Really Super Erotic Groping Fondling Earth Shattering Sonic Boom Oh Gawd If You Stop I'll Kill You Better Than Heaven Yet Hotter Than Hell Watch Where Ya Stick Yer Hands Super Huge Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me Huggeroonies And A Knees Are Shaking Earth Is Trembling My Heart Has Stop Beating Passionit Knees Shaking Lots A Goosebumps Was That The Ground Moving Passionate Wet Deep
<Seph> um....
<Seph> wrong one
#24747 (202)
* Seph flies herself to the north pole
<Seph> -her +him
<fluffy> well that certainly clears up a lot
#24748 (224)
Marnen: you'd think he'd take a second to check spelling, though
Brodie: Mr. Wheaton is a busy man.
Marnen: They have machines to do that now.
sol-D: they also have machines that'll breathe for you. how cool is that>
Brodie: He's reminding people in a grocery store that he used to be famous.
Marnen: Besides, Wesley Crusher is too intelligent to make spelling mistakes in documents that the whole Federation's gonna read...*SLAP*...did I really say that?
spinn: you did, plus the *SLAP* and the part after it, which frankly I'd be more embarrassed about
#24749 (45)
<Locke> WinAmp 3 sucks, well it rules cept I keep getting errors
#24753 (200)
<Misfortune_Cookie> I went to CostCo today
<Misfortune_Cookie> and you shoulda seen the look I got when I tried to hitch a ride on the forklift
#24755 (934)
<Foberts> Dude, you're an op on IRC.
<Foberts> You're a geek.
<tnoy> not really, i just gave the channel owner nude photos of my sister
<Foberts> Wow.
<Foberts> Why do you have nude photos of your sister?
#24756 (370)
<Asskicker064> High Templar One: Wanna merge?
<Asskicker064> High Templar Two: Archon me, baby.
#24757 (-4)
(bec)jess is DA bomb
(larry)what her fathers a terrist :( ?????
(bec)shes da bomb not a bomb u idiot
#24760 (111)
<shantanu> I cannot log to my remote machine as root using telnet
<shantanu> how do I disable that?
#24764 (282)
<phx> crap
* phx just upgraded winrar
<phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
* phx does not speak russian
#24765 (255)
--> kNIGits (~knigits@dialup-214.69.221.203.acc07-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) has joined #lgl
<Fryboy> phwoar
<Fryboy> if you're as big as your hostmask I"m sure your wife is pleased
#24767 (44)
<confuted> some israeli guy just started here
<confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game?
#24770 (204)
<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> you havent seen shit till you've seen jesus throw gang signs..
#24772 (132)
<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D
<Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :)
<Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each other sweetens the deal :D
<Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would sweeten the deal
#24775 (7)
<magellanic> got a prob: I keep getting this error message when I try to use iptables , iptables v1.2.6a: can't initialize iptables table `filter': Permission denied (you must be root) Perhaps iptables or your kernel needs to be upgraded. i type this command iptables -F; iptables -t nat -F; iptables -t mangle -F as root
<RichiH> magellanic: your eyes are all wrong
<RichiH> you can't read
<magellanic> RichiH: what you mean?
#24780 (438)
<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from
#24781 (-50)
[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of ours died yesterday, we'd like to make a little site for his friends
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. no
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. RTFM
#24782 (184)
<friar> that's a horrific thought
<friar> the white, pale flesh of your manboobs glistening with Bliw soap suds
<friar> brb wank
#24784 (106)
<geekster> :O world stumbling day
* geekster needs black van and Mr T to drive it
<geekster> "i pitty the foo who doesn't use encryption on there WLAN"
#24787 (274)
* hotwetlilgurl13 is now known as MrPinky
<Strawberry-Holocaust> .... damn dude I was gonna pm u for a second there
#24790 (197)
<mike> haha
<mike> you should add something to the "add quote" page
<mike> something like "remember, your quote may or may not be approved because THE QUOTE DATABASE IS MODERATED BY HUMANS."
<RainWind> lol
<mike> i was serious
<Guilty> You should see how many people email me asking why I didnt approve their awful quotes
<Guilty> Like "HEY I submitted a 14 page long chat log and I dont see it added yet!"
<Guilty> Or "Whats the deal I submitted myself mentioning that I wanted to be in the QDB, and its not on there!"
#24822 (34)
(@Alpha|grumble): got home to find my flatmate and a big black man doing a 69
#24888 (69)
<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG
<Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?
#24889 (1301)
<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go break into someones house and decorate it!").