<Teratogen> 3) reception at McDonald's, 4) honeymoon at my apartment
<Teratogen> if she doesn't like that, screw her.
<Teratogen> 3) reception at McDonald's, 4) honeymoon at my apartment
<Teratogen> if she doesn't like that, screw her.
<Onyx> JonJonB: tell an Oper he's bothering you
<JonJonB> Not yet dude, I'm about to get a free pass to a gay...um yeah...oper...
<Websales_Arwen> yeah, I figured anyone with an enthusiam for tropical fish . . .
<Websales_Arwen> I'll just call you troy mcclure
<RS-Ryan> tropical fish.. you think that.. me and.. oh, no baby, you've got it all wrong.. that's all in the past now.. I couldn't have done it without you, you know
<RS-Ryan> you see.. when they said I was sleeping with the fishes, they meant... they though I was dead you see.. yea.. dead
<Websales_Arwen> oh I see
<Websales_Arwen> so enthusiast actually translates to "look but don't touch"
<RS-Ryan> yea.. exactly.. It's not the magazine for fish fetishists
<RS-Ryan> that mag is called Fuckin Fish Fancy
<Websales_Arwen> yeah, I subscribe to that mag
<JonJonB> If I was Terra I'd feel my breasts, then break his neck XDDDD
<melusine> That'd be a messed up scene: Terra looked up at the sorcerer in horror, rage and disgust roiling in the pit of her stomach. Pausing briefly to fondle her breasts, she transformed into an Esper and broke Kefka's neck in one swift motion.
[_ry0suke_> UHH IT WAS 32KB, DIDN'T YOU THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN INCOMPLETE
[freshestprince> ur a fuckin deceptive bastard
[freshestprince> ur banned for life from downloadin from me
[freshestprince> have a nice day dickhead!!!
[_ry0suke_> UH OH I'M DOWNLOADING YOUR JAY-Z MP3S, BAD BOI
[freshestprince> fuck u! ill hack u if u do that again
[_ry0suke_> I'M STILL DOWNLOADING IT
[freshestprince> stop it now
<booradley> <audigy> Buy me! I'm ever so sexy
<booradley> <boo> ok. come home with me and we'll play among the stars
<booradley> <audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo!
<booradley> <boo> I love you too, audigy
<booradley> :: later ::
<booradley> <boo> there, you're all installed. how do you feel?
<neshura> down in front!
<booradley> <audigy> LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!
* audience gasps.
<booradley> * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels
<booradley> <hard drive> Mein leben!
<booradley> * hard drive has died
<booradley> <audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks in hell! graaagh!
<booradley> <modem> aaieee
<booradley> *modem has died
<booradley> and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops
<Shendal> By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read this season. Do I smell a Tony award?
SynistraDeath: rob my dad is in here
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: LINDSAY
Princess Ryo: EVEN IF WE ARE OCEANS APART
Princess Ryo: I STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: SEND ME MORE LETTERS
Princess Ryo: AND MORE PANTIES
SynistraDeath: ROB SHUT THE FUCK UP
Princess Ryo: PREFFERABLY SOILED PLZKTHX
thedrhino: it's like, we have way too many chefmasters, PLEASE BUY ONE
thedrhino: they're 18 bucks
thedrhino: they must suck ass
Princess Ryo: yes they must
thedrhino: what if it was rocks, and a bit of wood
thedrhino: you bang the rocks together to make the fire
Princess Ryo: and a long dirty branch
Princess Ryo: to stick the food on and hold it over the fire
thedrhino: with bugs in it
Princess Ryo: and a piece of paper with a guy with a pipe in his mouth anda chef's hat on smiling that says "YOU'VE JUST PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER!" with step by step instructions
Princess Ryo: or just "YOU'VE JUST PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER! HA HA, YOU SUCK"
<Brando`> HAHA SO I CALLED HER SHE WAS LIKE WHAT TOOK SO LONG
<Brando`> AND I SAID I COULDNT FIND A SAVE POINT
<Brando`> NOW IM SINGLE
«+Klasnikov» ok
«+Stevey^666» hot ones plz :D
«+Klasnikov» ill send u jasmine, shes a model
«+Stevey^666» w00t
«+Stevey^666» shaven?
«+Klasnikov» no shes an actual model, mostly plastic
*** bunka has quit IRC (penisland.com - order your free PEN now from pen ISLAND! We don't suck.)
<ce|Chanto> umm thats not pen island thats penis land
Preach> you're a fucking dork who needs to get laid
<Preach> nuff said
<Maven`> true
<ogw> yeah...so how's the Android's Dungeon doing for ya?
<fo0bar> worst... channel... ever
<pdd> we like to pretend we're matadors riding a rampaging bull
<pdd> even though matadors don't ride bulls
<pdd> i had to relate it somehow
<pdd> you understand
<pdd> SILENCIO
I told her it was on the disk...so she ejected the disk and told me it wasn't on it, then showed me the top of the disk
<Horseymen> I hate messes though.. chicks need to have that internal orgasm keep that fluid up in there, up in there..
<utahsaint> dude
<utahsaint> that is like
<utahsaint> the epitomy of being a stud
<utahsaint> giving a girl a squirting orgasm
<Horseymen> You taught me well, Craig!
<utahsaint> werd
<Horseymen> That Amanda chick came like a rainstorm in a tropical forest.. but it was all over her bed.. so it was all good.
<Amidamaru> IRC?
<kojimyuu> no
«+rawr|w3rk» no, linux converts them into .oggs because lunix is for communists
<Straylight> sounds like you've gotten my nasty cold
<Straylight> GOOD GOD
<Straylight> IRC IS A TRANSMISSION VECTOR
<Spec-Chum> sure does
<DAL9000> excellent graphics, no gameplay.
<Spec-Chum> like most games :p
<mcarp> my score is low
<Surtur> t'was good.
<|Wolf|> in concert?
<Surtur> oh yeah.
<|Wolf|> disregard what i just asked
<Surtur> no just walked into my bathroom and there he was, in the tub!
<AlumaSqrl> hahaha
<AlumaSqrl> floating face down
<GinandPlatonic> rad, and how was new york/canada?
<GameSlt> it was ok...went river rafting which was cooler than one would think
<GameSlt> my mom fell out...was funny.
<GinandPlatonic> oh heh...this river rafting, does it have multiplayer support?
<GameSlt> up to 8 players I think
<GameSlt> and a great frame rate
<GinandPlatonic>: oh, hmm...
<GinandPlatonic>: What about "camping whores"?
<GameSlt>: they are called rocks...the bastards
<GameSlt>: I "ownz" them