#23576 (385)
<@Toilet> you suck
<Bundy> you swallow
<@Toilet> hell, you gargle
#23589 (120)
*** [zc]cha0s sets mode: +o FA|Q3-Rain
<FA|Q3-Rain> woah
<FA|Q3-Rain> i am sexier than I thought
* FA|Q3-Rain dances
<[zc]cha0s> no I felt sorry for you
#23590 (903)
<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene
<Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?
#23596 (95)
<OutBreak^Monkey> just use my excuse, men built dishwashers so they didnt have to do the dishes.
<OutBreak^Monkey> women should learn from mens wisdom
<OutBreak^Monkey> buy the man a fucking dishwasher or do em yourself
<JT> heh
<^yob> hehe
<`2L_CodeMonkey> no, men built dishwasers cause the divorce rate increased and there wasn't wives to do the dishes for everyone
#23601 (17438)
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
#23609 (173)
(Marxs2): How much do you really know me darn? Did you know i was a overweight 65 year old man that spends all his extra money from his 6.25 an hour job on porn and star wars figures? did you know that?
#23617 (38)
Benjyman: man everyone knows there's a black superman though, whatsisface....steel
Benjyman: by day hes mild mannered shaquille oneal
#23678 (545)
<c-rOCK> when I was 15 I was fat and a loner.
<KuRoKoSoN> are you 16 yet?
#23760 (50)
<afro> yeh he flies in from sweden every weekend
<SectorX4> Deos he bring you anything illegal?
<toe> aids
#23822 (429)
<GimpChimp> I'm going to rape it. And tell the court it lead me on with its suggestive icon-wiggling.
<GimpChimp> Just as soon as I work out the technical details of raping an Internet window.
#23833 (271)
<MrSaturn> oh yeah, and I've run a shopping cart into John Romero
<MrSaturn> on accident, of course ... but when I saw who it was, I almost did it again
<MrSaturn> my first thought was "damn slow hippie woman"
<MrSaturn> then he turns around.
<Trikky_Dikk> After he turned around, I still would have thought, "Damn slow hippie woman."
#23843 (318)
<Weng> If one were to download every piece of porn on the internet, paysites and all, and remove the duplicates, how many 120 gig hard drives would he have to span?
<Cray0la> hmm
<NaiWiste> a lot
<Weng> including gay, kiddie, fetish and assorted other disgusting variations
<NaiWiste> i'de say. at least 200gb for kiddie pr0n
<Weng> only 200?
<Snickerdo> Wang: Maxtor and WD would get into a bidding war over you, that's how much.
<Weng> Cool. Time to put this 56k pipe to work
#23852 (186)
(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side
(XBL-im): into my room
(XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air
(XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up
(XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport*
(XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem
(XBL-im): and they found me
(XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works
(XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable
(XBL-im): lol
#23879 (471)
<X2> [AlekaiTalon] Uh-oh, watch out ladies, Alekai Talon is in the house
<Tyr> yea ladies, watch out
<Tyr> he might steal ur men :p
#23886 (559)
slurpee: it's just wrong to be watching some random pr0nclip and it starts out with some hot, hot chick with a hot, hot bod...  then they start speaking german and you're thinking "wait a minute here" and then she lies down and some guy squats over her and WOAH COMMAND-W
#23888 (735)
<doug-> moral dilemma: i just found a pak of 18 chicken legs in the deep freezer, however the label says 'best if used by 06-12-01'.... do i cook it up for the kidz and avoid having to spend money on take out?  i'm not all that hungry myself anyway =]
<Prozzy> I say go for it. If they die, at least you know.
<doug-> hmm, never actually thought about *death*, just figured on projectile diarrhea, etc... now insurance policies come into play... this could be a win-win-win-lose-win situation i have here
#23905 (603)
<Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms
<Rivorus> and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz I'm the only one in the room
#23911 (257)
<Guilty> I was in this half-sleep exhausted haze
<Guilty> I was talking to Jesus
<Guilty> In my delusions
<c-rOCK> the guy who mows your lawn?
#23917 (173)
<Aus> see, when too many people do something
<Aus> it's just lame
<TK-Work> It could have just been lame to begin with.
<Aus> TK-Work: nah, everything is cool at least once.
<xpander|out> Aus: does that mean child molestation was good the first time?
#23965 (14)
[Mew|WC3] linux is unix
[@SiZZuRp] windows is mac
[Mew|WC3] it Is unix
[Mew|WC3] based on the Unix shell
[Mew|WC3] fucking newbie.
#23984 (288)
<crazney_> who the fuck spells cheque check
<ambr> err
<ambr> checks ??
<Zensunni> crazney: the americans do...
<ambr> thats the stupidest thing i've seen this hour
<ambr> and i've been reading bash.org
#23996 (800)
<drain333> i lose interest after daisy left
<drain333> that was a long time ago
<PunkerGuy> since i've begun weed, i've begun to lose inter.... oo, a cookie
*** SexyCookie has joined #goth
<PunkerGuy> ooo, a cookie
#24001 (384)
<bubbleboo> i think 0's and 1's in binary should be replaced with 6's and 9's
<bubbleboo> would be much more entertaining
#24059 (306)
<phoenix`> Painting your hand yellow does not mean you have an asian girlfriend.....
#24066 (28)
<phat-ta-tat-tat> dis room is borin'
<phat-ta-tat-tat> get sum hoes in here
<hwKP> But i quit being a pimp
<phat-ta-tat-tat> fuk it get bak in da game
<phat-ta-tat-tat> da game needs u
<hwKP> but I threw out my platform shoes with the fish inside
<phat-ta-tat-tat> fuk it u betta go fishin den