#26337 (568)
<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see
<Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt?
<durt> yes of course
<Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina...
*** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)
#26349 (5)
madxxx> heh i know Digi spits rather then swallows ;P
<LordCrey> :)
<Digi> i prefer 2 play with it and dribble it all over then make u kiss me
<Gh0stFac3> that's when i zip my pants up and leave
<Gh0stFac3> ;)
<madxxx> hey one told me her mouth is not suppose to be filled with a few million little fish ;P
<Gh0stFac3> haha
<Gh0stFac3> i tell her she spits my kids out she'll be spitting teeth out with them
#26357 (274)
*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.'
(@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs
(@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them?
(@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build.
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night.
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're fucking hot man, seriously.
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes.
(@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor?
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly.
(@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now.
(@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side.
(@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.
#26369 (3568)
<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
#26371 (48)
<azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis Morissette
<Page> hahaha
<flash67> bah
* azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
#26383 (80)
<Magus`> XP style
<zinguvok> XP gay stylin'
<Magus`> incorrect
<zinguvok> ionno... running an XP is like owning a powder blue Celica
<Magus`> incorrect
<zinguvok> even if it is a great car, no problems, never even dinged it...
<zinguvok> you're still a faggot
#26387 (320)
[@Jimlad] http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml
[@Jimlad] uhm ok
[@Jimlad] you didn't see that.
º @Jimlad quickly puts something else on his clipboard
#26397 (564)
<Sir_Robin> warning:  there are some inbred fucks in the USA.
<Sir_Robin> even bigger warning:  they're allowed to vote.
<Sir_Robin> worse yet:  they tend to vote for each other.
#26452 (341)
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would  be in a shit load of trouble"
#26494 (522)
<cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a track meet
<Akira> oh
<Akira> can I watch your meat?
<cruisinxx7> ...
<cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead
#26516 (381)
<AndrewB> I personally think the game is unrealistic. If the character finds a Zod rune, why can't he just stick it up his own tailpipe and make himself indestructible?
#26524 (199)
<Jon^D> ok three days of SMS and I'm still not laid
<Jon^D> stupid mobile phone relationships
#26534 (521)
<TobyToby> you know what's great
<TobyToby> jennifer lopez was a pale hispanic pop singer
<TobyToby> however, in the past month she has transformed into
<TobyToby> a black rapper
<TobyToyb> it's like reverse michael jackson
#26541 (126)
<DireBadger> Public Enemy in effect @ Nation, 9/19
<DireBadger> one of the bands playing with them is "Blackalicious"
<argent> Blackalicious is pretty good
<DireBadger> argent: are they like a De la Soul type band?
<argent> DireBadger: yes, in that they are black.
#26543 (77)
< Rubicant> sorry...its been a strange week
< ShellGh0st> -week +life
#26562 (360)
<kisama> hold on we made charts of our class schedules
<kisama> WHERE THEY DON'T OVERLAP THERE'S WACKING TIME
<nyisles> thats why i didnt go away to college
<nyisles> i could never have a roommate
<nyisles> jerking off would be way too awkward
<Guilty> Ny, I imagine everyone does it in the shower
<Guilty> So hygiene benefits from awkwardness
<Guilty> Or just get a girlfriend
<nyisles> that 's so inconvenient when I 've got 8+ gigs of video porn on my HDD!
<DrNick668> guilty: can u get waterproof pron?
<Guilty> Having sex with a girl wouldnt be nearly as awkward in front of someone
<nyisles> it would be to me
<Guilty> Its called your imagination, nick
<kisama> hmm
<kisama> on mondays, wednesdays
<kisama> and fridays
<kisama> i can wack it
<kuro> i won 't be anywhere around
<kuro> i 'll be in class
<kuro> so he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as long as my stuff is still clean when i get home
<Guilty> Snow is so honest
<Guilty> He says right in front of his roomate "On monday and friday I'll be masturbating while you're at class"
<kuro> i won't come back early
#26563 (320)
<Squall^> does she looks like a japanese anime?
<LStranger> Sorta.
<Squall^> then go fuck her up
<LStranger> I'd like to.
<LStranger> Two problems... I have a girlfriend, and I haven't even talked to her yet.
<Gage> two solutions, cheating and rape
#26575 (330)
<Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that effects 50% of the
+human population :D
<Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina?
#26579 (417)
<Eternal_S> Is this the irc-channel about the windows shell Litestep?
<DeVante`> No...
<DeVante`> This is where we, the homosexual IRC community, can come together without persecution from others.
* Floach- slaps DeVante` around a bit with a large trout
<DeVante`> Er..
<DeVante`> I mean..
<DeVante`> Yes...
<DeVante`> Litestep shell.
<DeVante`> That's us!
#26581 (689)
<jayo> hey how do haiku's work? is it 5 sylabals the first line, 7 the second, 5 the third?
<R0y2> yeah
<R0y2> when i cum in you
<R0y2> i feel the law is broken
<R0y2> you are twelve years old
<jayo> haha
<R0y2> ^_^
#26582 (552)
<saint_> i should masturbate
<saint_> but like
<saint_> my sister lives with me
<Agent_069> hahaha
<Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P
#26586 (579)
Kid1: What are you, illiterate?
Teacher: Hey, we dont talk about illiterate people.
Kid2: Yea, we write about them.
#26590 (733)
<Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today.
<Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online...
<Greywolf2001ca> ....FUCK
#26597 (286)
<iMike> I am so horny, but matteo won't have sex with me anymore.
<matteo> That's because of you having that affair with that cow.
<iMike> Which cow? The big brown and white one? Or your mom?
#26602 (615)
<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep
<+gabu> yes
<+gabu> but you're from australia
<+gabu> you sleep during the day
<+gabu> don't you ?