#23231 (143)
[Belisaurus] you never know what your going to get like , A sexy wooomaaan or a boated guy with a deformed willy and a buckshot round in whats left of his head
[Belisaurus] its like playing russian rullette with your erection
#23234 (243)
<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me.
<Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff
#23238 (391)
* ShadiZar throws her head back and yells "oh god! yes!" - just for the fuck of it
<`KArmA> see, I don't look at it as having really dirty sex, I look at it as having a really deeply spiritual prayer session
<`KArmA> tag-team style
<ShadiZar> rofl
<ShadiZar> amen brother
<`KArmA> let us pray
#23239 (261)
<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc...
<Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that
<Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once
<Straylight> i took a couple days off after that
#23253 (97)
* darkLem is a little surprised with Kim Justice - Megatokyo appears on his MiniDisc
* SirLudicrus is a little surprised with darkLem's grammar
#23254 (253)
<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops?
<Ryutaro> WTFD
<miharu> oO
<miharu> WTF... D?
<miharu> What The Fuckwouldjesus Do?
#23257 (226)
(¨) join/#idle (X_[WaReZ]_!SD_mIRC@dialup-209.245.74.174.LosAngeles1.Level3.net)..
(X_[WaReZ]_) hey
(X_[WaReZ]_) do you know how 2 idle
#23260 (176)
<waffle> just forward all the mail locally
<Docter> can I echo mage > /home/kyle/.forward
<waffle> Kyle: i think
<waffle> then just finger kyle and see if it stuck
<Kevyn> Heh.
#23261 (307)
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa,
but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ
#23272 (212)
(Skyler) Alright
(Skyler) Everyone ready?
*** rarrzeroEXE (Hat@1Cust73.tnt3.seymour.in.da.uu.net) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
*** IAN6990 (XX2IAN2XX@AC98EF09.ipt.aol.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
*** Silence (Silence@AC8274C2.ipt.aol.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
*** Valefor (Valefor@pppta13-471.ght.iadfw.net) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
*** Flashfire (flashfire.@80.192.168.143) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
*** aminal (rah@12-238-242-19.client.attbi.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
*** Lani (Lani930@12-248-25-241.client.attbi.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)
(Comic-San) ....
#23276 (354)
<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on standards of building and designing speakers?
<joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it
<joelage-AFKage> :/
<Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder
<joelage-AFKage> ok
<Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out.
<joelage-AFKage> send away
* Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with sarcasm's little brother, idiocy
#23279 (38)
* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF DOOOOOOOM
(Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!
#23284 (218)
(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to kill them
(Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea
#23288 (341)
(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
*** UltraMoogleMan (mega64man@212.knoxville-04rh16rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #Trivia
(L0ne_W0lf) ...
(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
(tal) right on time indeed
#23298 (162)
<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin.
#23299 (235)
<aster> what's a cervix
<aster> sounds like a bitchx script
#23301 (272)
<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use it when waiting for a page to load.
#23304 (208)
<chaossyn> i have a q  has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet
<chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0 intentions of running it on a production network i was just wondering how many bugs to expect ...
<|line> Incredible numbers.  It'll jump out of the box and gut you before you even have it all the way home yet.
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<tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar in your gas tank
<|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky.
<|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the national guard arrived
#23305 (120)
<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again
<_berserk> so did I
<_berserk> got any dance techniques?
* DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)
#23310 (124)
<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)
#23311 (186)
<Tseng> Look what i got @ Email :!
<Tseng> "Every time you download warez, God kills a programmer, please think about the programmers"
<Tseng> Shit then
* Tseng is AFK, Leeching Warez
#23314 (190)
Kira: GO OUTSIDE AND SEE METEORS NOW.
c8ie: OK
c8ie: i dunno where that fucking meteor shower is, but it's certainly not in the sky
#23322 (144)
<b22022> everyone that goes to public pools pees in them, its an animal instinct to leave your scent.
#23331 (52)
<Nicoli>  do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany, and talk like shakira?
<Marz>  I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk like Fran Dresher.
<Nicoli>  that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0
#23336 (347)
<TheHood> yea, 2nd best team in baseball what motha fukaz
<TheHood> ws champs what motha fuckaz
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> wha
*** TheHood has left #baseball
* Legalize- takes off his bulletproof vest
<Legalize-> i feel so much safer now.
<Legalize-> damn irc.