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(147)<antijon> So, what does everyone think of a web server written in Java? <d-aliegri> slow? #23117
(2128)*** DADDDDDY has joined #hockey2 <DADDDDDY> HONK <DADDDDDY> PIMPIN' AINT EASY <FredSmyth> PIMPIN' IS QUITE DIFFICULT <Eulogy_> PIMPIN HAS PROVED TO BE MORE WORK THAN I FIRST ASSUMED <Maltby> THE DIFFICULTY IN THE OCCUPATION OF PIMPIN' IS EXPONENTIALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN FIRST BELIEVED <DADDDDDY> FAGS *** DADDDDDY has quit IRC #23119
(694)<Denyerec> Welcome to Britain, the USA's largest non-nuclear aircraft carrier! #23124
(396)<Nookadum> Microsoft plans to disclose 385 pieces of computer code and internal operating rules, previously kept secret, that outside developers can use to write programs to run on Windows. <Nookadum> 385 pieces of code... <Nookadum> WTF do they mean by 385 pieces of code? <Fraggy> "take one down, pass it around!" <Fraggy> "384 pieces of code on the page....." #23126
(15)<[zc]Kinslayer> yo, this customer is a fucking redneck <[zc]Kinslayer> I'm going to bomb Jackson, Mississippi <[zc]Kinslayer> and i dont care if I spelled the state name right or not, no one will care when I wipe it off the planet <[zc]Kinslayer> thereby removing the shallowest gene pool in the universe #23131
(609)[13:49] <Saxon-> but I am still two steps up the evolutionary ladder from karma [13:49] *** Saxon- has quit IRC (Read error 54: Connection reset by peer) [13:49] <ShadiZar> rofl [13:49] <`KArmA> THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH ME PUNK [13:49] <`KArmA> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [13:49] <`KArmA> incidentally [13:49] <Vikki> lol [13:50] <`KArmA> despite the impressive coincidence [13:50] <`KArmA> I had nothing to do with that #23137
(621)<dreamkast0r> This is the abosolute worst joke I've ever found on a string cheese wrapper. <kingLatency> what is it? <dreamkast0r> "What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?" <dreamkast0r> "It is lost!" <dreamkast0r> They just aren't trying anymore. <dreamkast0r> That's not a joke. <dreamkast0r> It's a sad story. #23150
(172)(+Normandy) is there an online talking clock anywhere? (+Glittz) roflmao (+Kazimierz) he wishes to hear the secksay lady voice tell him the time (+Normandy) not twue! ;( (+Normandy) is there one then? (+Kazimierz) www.clock.com (+Kazimierz) or something (+Dogsdinner) www.omfgtehonlineclock0r.com (+Kazimierz) I dunno (+Morikins) lol (+Glittz) www.time.co.uk (+wu) #the-time (+Normandy) You all suck. #23153
(1317)<Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Mr_Day> I think Nick is trying to tell us something. What is it, boy? Is Timmy trapped down a well? #23159
(57)<LDopa^^^> People are dancing around a burning baby? Where? Where? I hope they are playing some kickin' music.... #23163
(522)<Yoshi> I got free unlimited php asp etc hosting with no banners or ads whatsoever!!!! <Yoshi> And a free domain name for life! <Yoshi> Now if I could only speak Norwegian and figure out how to login #23166
(224)<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to fit in the floppy drive. And the software store won't take it back. So you have to help me install this, because it's all your fault. If you had sold me the version of Windows I wanted, I wouldn't have had to buy Windows 95." #23170
(974)<SSJ3_Goku> you fucking nerds should really get a fucking life god like really go and get laid cuz you nerds really need it to let you know what reality is!!!! <Hsu> this coming from a guy calling himself ssj3_goku <Chimpbot> point, match, set #23175
(730)<Ryutaro> I liked it when things were simple <Ryutaro> gravity wasnt known <Ryutaro> things stuck to the earth because they loved it #23179
(129)<Monkey-wrench> when i first came to irc i tried to change my nick to @Monkey_wrench #23181
(276)<Yoshi> I watch way too much leave it to beaver. <Yoshi> I'm just going to stop resisting and start calling my dad pops and saying gee wizz alot. <hampsterdance> g wizz alot? <hampsterdance> isn't that a rapper? #23182
(13)<[peepee]> Can I see your $me #23190
(529)<|fS|Solaris> oh man...i gotta get some viagra darts <|fS|Solaris> going around shooting people with viagra <|fS|Solaris> don't like a teacher? <|fS|Solaris> see how everyone else likes him when he's got wood <|fS|Solaris> is there a woman that you think is a man? <|fS|Solaris> you can find out! #23195
(274)<PabloEsteHome> What do you want for christmas that is under 40?? <|fS|Jot> mmmmmmm <|fS|Jot> Solaris's mom #23204
(243)*** Legalize- (ravecave@adsl-61-166-233.rdu.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #baseball <Lumpy> what do you want to legalize? <Lumpy> blunts? <Legalize-> child labor and wastewater dumping <Lumpy> hahahaha <Lumpy> thats cool #23209
(354)<Rockman> anyone can be an idiot, but it takes a special kind of stupid to match kornbix <kornbix> proove it #23223
(235)<+Fantasma> makes me feel all special and gooey inside <+Fantasma> like a little catholic shoolgirl having her first orgasm in the rafters of the church during communion #23224
(153)[Shinji] hate that you know.... pants off, hand cream on the desk, then the fucking thing announces "22 minutes remaining" :/ #23225
(371)[logic1] hmm even though it does state "freakcock" in the url i think this might be a cute picture of a little kitty.. let me take a look #23228
(142)<pinepusher> Anyone know a good place where someone with no credit can get a loan??? <xENo> yeah, but the rates are high <xENo> and if you miss a payment, they repo your life <pinepusher> what are the rates like? <pinepusher> any idea?