#22993 (752)
* Vod recites the Mr T prayer
<Vod> Oh Baracus, who was in 'Nam, Mr. T be thy name. Thy van will come with Face and Hannibal, on Earth as it is on TV-Land.
<Vod> Give us this day, our daily milk, and pity us fools, as we pity the fools who cross us.
<Vod> Lead us not into airplanes, and deliver us from Murdock. For thine is the Mohawk and the Van, and the Gold Chains, forever, or at least until the mid-80's. Amen.
#22994 (677)
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<Keoni> WHO THE FUCK WILL PAY 10 BUCKS FOR 1 WORD???
<Ragnarok> someone who really needs the word
<Keoni> what word is that?
<Ragnarok> hmm
<Ragnarok> well
<Ragnarok> i was on the phone with the database tech support a couple days ago
<Ragnarok> well
<Ragnarok> nights actually
<Ragnarok> and since it was the middle of the night
<Ragnarok> we get some guy in france
<Ragnarok> and his english was incredibly shitty
<Ragnarok> i'da paid $10 to know how to say assmarauder in french
#22999 (907)
<Notoes> YES
<Notoes> FINALLY
<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?
<Notoes> no
<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD
#23003 (-10)
[    Orochi]: Network Interfaces[#1 (Realtek RTL8029(AS) Ethernet Adapt (10Mb/s) 2029.16MB In, 65.49MB Out) #2(3Com EtherLink PCI (100Mb/s) 2541.76MB In, 942.64MB Out)]
[ anim0sity]: hell
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[ anim0sity]: dialup[globe via Generic 56K HCF Data Fax Modem @ 50Kb/s for 6h 34m 44s (4.73MB up, 124.54MB down)]
#23007 (232)
<T-Girth> that girl kept me up all night long <G>
<T-Girth> of course it was just cuz she wouldn't shut her trap while i was tryin to sleep
#23011 (250)
<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress?
<Vampress> I'm sorry I didn't get a chance yet
<Vampress> it's sitting on my nightstand
<Vampress> staring at me everyday
<Ragnarok> haole must have put a lot of himself in that story
#23014 (287)
<Shana> such memories
<Jake> I had some decent memories with Stacy's mom
<Axel> jake unless you had a nice time with a 50 year old you're a sicko
<Jake> She wasn't 50 at the time
<Jake> Hello, son
#23020 (149)
<jbou> I live in the liberal state of MA, and we can drinkalcohol, and penetrate naked women at the same time
<YCDK> Drink alcohol, penetrate naked women... #insert "kennedy_joke.h"
#23026 (598)
<Sugizo> "Bother" said Pooh. "j00s 4ll my bi4tch3s"
#23029 (541)
<MAZgyrl> skootlez, take me off ur ignore list. i need 2 talk 2 u
<jared> that's not going to work MAZgyrl...
<jared> cause if you were on his ignore list he couldn't see you, you are stupid
<MAZgyrl> shut up
<jared> MAZgyrl: send me your pic, you sound easy
#23036 (151)
<GreenEyes> gawd i hate it when i'm mid sneeze and it just disappears!
<GreenEyes> it's like almost cumming heheh
<DJUrsus> Does GE have blue sinuses?
#23044 (27)
<z0rk> why do you want this indian so much?
<acid> i want him as a wallpaper, reminds me of something my gf did tonight
#23051 (128)
<Harlequin> i got fkn fired from westnet coz i cheated in cs
#23055 (429)
<JakeStone> *shift change!*
<geo--> that's a very pretty shift, jake.
<geo--> don't think I've seen you wear that one before.
<JakeStone> thank you geo.  I got it at Macy's.
<geo--> the pearls complement it well.
<JakeStone> I'm thinking though, that the tiara is a bit much though.
<geo--> well, only because you're wearing it as a codpiece.
#23056 (195)
<Cricket> talk about bush then.
<Cricket> the kind you eat, not the kind you vote for.
<pesti> ew, no
<pesti> no political,stuff,
<dUb> lol
<pesti> like, mowing the lawn?
<dUb> I like the george michael clip
<dUb> hihi
<Cricket> yeah, like mowing the lawn.
<pesti> trimming the hedge
<dUb> chocking the snake
<dUb> ...
<pesti> pounding the beaver
<dUb> spanking the monkey
<pesti> dub, you still have a lot to learn if you think that is having sex with a girl
#23061 (135)
·nsanity· !kick Buster128 BAHHAHAa
•Buster128• you need a bot first LOL
·nsanity· doh
#23070 (193)
<sab0tage> in yer dreams perhaps
<Nys|Work> i dont dream about you
<Nys|Work> although i once fell off a building
<Nys|Work> into a pile of shit
<Nys|Work> that might have freudian links?
#23089 (494)
<FFChatter> I wanna' change my nick!
<Onyx> type /nick (NAME HERE)
<FFChatter> Trying to trick me?....
<FFChatter> I won't fall for it....
#23093 (293)
<Clockwork> You know.. The complexity of an N64 controller and sensitivity of that analong stick, not to mention the hidden Z button, is alot like a woman..
<Dekan-> Except for the love and affection and sex. And tits. And vagina. Yeah I'd say it's pretty much the n64 controller...
#23096 (472)
<nicks> I drew the most realistic cock you'd ever see on a graphic calculator yesterday in math class
#23103 (441)
<Quixo> how about we kill their daughter and hang them from a tree instead
<Quixo> upside down
<Quixo> split down the middle
<WildWing> With tobasco sauce?
<Quixo> ...uhh...sure
<Quixo> freak
#23105 (525)
*** Switch is now known as Jesus
<Jesus> I am GOD!!
*** Quits: Jesus (switch@vividtv.com) (Local kill by Lucifer (Muhahaha) )
#23106 (148)
<GaiKaiyzer> Eminem is getting his own movie.,
<Grue> I'm surprised he doesn't have his own breakfast cereal.
<Grue> "White Rapper O's" or something.
#23110 (352)
<lawngnome> isnt chelsea clinton like, 10 years old?
<fire_hawk> what?!  no!  She's going to Stanford next year!
<lawngnome> wow...
<lawngnome> pretty fucking smart 10 year old.
#23114 (1375)
<+crystalis> un-tss
<+crystalis> un-tss
<+crystalis> un-tss
<+crystalis> un-tss
<+crystalis> un-tss
<@d1sturb3d> wtf?
<+crystalis> I'm a techno song