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(182)<Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children #23342
(512)<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum <[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole <[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that <[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ?? <pain> no. I would be dead. #23347
(304)*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn') <rhythm> what the fuck <rhythm> i wanna go to his house #23354
(216)Snowy: I need Snowy: To tell this guy Snowy: ONly to press Snowy: enter on special Snowy: occasions #23355
(173)Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m making fun of them Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult ph'x: haaha ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction #23356
(271)*** tanner has joined #support <Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you? <tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to <@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away <Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like www.google.com <Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like that <tanner> then what <tanner> do i type in dildo shop <Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search for in the search window * @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a new word today <tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman <@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh <tanner> i am <@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions in here *** tanner has left #support #23363
(-49)<vroom_vroom> my mom got fired this morning <sXr> does she work for a telecommunications company? #23364
(146)<Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much better things in life to lick then carpet ;D <Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book #23366
(80)(+Raven7108): Mayo can be fun but causes zits if rubbed in the wrong areas #23368
(263)<burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq" <burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon <burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of ass #23369
(319)<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart gave out <@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife <@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark attack, you?" ".......Battlenet" <@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and sleep deprivation <@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes <@skold> youd think he could grab a snack <@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding #23370
(167)(@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the line at a DIET drink #23376
(778)<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people. <Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS <Elfin> YEAH. And faggots. <Elfin> And black people. <Elfin> And Muslims. <Sak> And Asians. <Elfin> And Pakistani's. <Sak> And Native Americans. <Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay. <Sak> Ahem. <Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE??? #23377
(258)<Jean> I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what <Tabby_Tech> hit enter <Jean> there is no enter button <Tabby_Tech> on your keyboard #23379
(158)<Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with their own body! <derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body. #23381
(577)XeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass still hurts HannibalZero: does he always expect that in return? #23382
(382)<jonathans> can you kick his ass <Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing <Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card <jonathans> nevermind then #23383
(282)DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666, 0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly appreciated Polytope: "useless" #23389
(714)<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt. <Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter. <Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge? <Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down. <Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand. <Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom. <Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness. <Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth. <Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet. <Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous. <Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom? <Eurakarte> And the piping system? <Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars <Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars <Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars <RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless #23390
(299)<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time #23392
(270)<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead <GFK1> when i die, that's it. I'm buggered if i'm gonna start flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day. sod that. <GFK1> besides <GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings and stuff #23393
(54)(@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu, (@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika, (@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea of electric (@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee, (@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess... (@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!! #23394
(181)<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to myself and looked all over for the undo button #23396
(36852)<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS #23397
(818)<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey <Munkey> looks worse <MuNkEy`> no way <MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it <MuNkEy`> with the lowercase <Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player? <MuNkEy`> counter-strike.