#23337 (182)
<Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children
#23342 (512)
<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum
<[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole
<[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that
<[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ??
<pain> no. I would be dead.
#23347 (304)
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house
#23354 (216)
Snowy: I need
Snowy: To tell this guy
Snowy: ONly to press
Snowy: enter on special
Snowy: occasions
#23355 (173)
Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m making fun of them
Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult
ph'x: haaha
ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction
#23356 (271)
*** tanner has joined #support
<Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you?
<tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to
<@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like www.google.com
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like that
<tanner> then what
<tanner> do i type in dildo shop
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search for in the search window
* @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a new word today
<tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman
<@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh
<tanner> i am
<@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions in here
*** tanner has left #support
#23363 (-49)
<vroom_vroom> my mom got fired this morning
<sXr> does she work for a telecommunications company?
#23364 (146)
<Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much better things in life to lick then carpet ;D
<Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book
#23366 (80)
(+Raven7108): Mayo can be fun but causes zits if rubbed in the wrong areas
#23368 (263)
<burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq"
<burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon
<burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of ass
#23369 (319)
<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart gave out
<@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife
<@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark attack, you?" ".......Battlenet"
<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and sleep deprivation
<@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes
<@skold> youd think he could grab a snack
<@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding
#23370 (167)
(@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the line at a DIET drink
#23376 (778)
<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people.
<Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS
<Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.
<Elfin> And black people.
<Elfin> And Muslims.
<Sak> And Asians.
<Elfin> And Pakistani's.
<Sak> And Native Americans.
<Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.
<Sak> Ahem.
<Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE???
#23377 (258)
<Jean> I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what
<Tabby_Tech> hit enter
<Jean> there is no enter button
<Tabby_Tech> on your keyboard
#23379 (158)
<Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with their own body!
<derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body.
#23381 (577)
XeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass still hurts
HannibalZero: does he always expect that in return?
#23382 (382)
<jonathans> can you kick his ass
<Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing
<Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card
<jonathans> nevermind then
#23383 (282)
DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666, 0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly appreciated
Polytope: "useless"
#23389 (714)
<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt.
<Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter.
<Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?
<Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.
<Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.
<Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.
<Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness.
<Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.
<Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.
<Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous.
<Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?
<Eurakarte> And the piping system?
<Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars
<RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless
#23390 (299)
<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time
#23392 (270)
<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead
<GFK1> when i die, that's it.  I'm buggered if i'm gonna start flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day.  sod that.
<GFK1> besides
<GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings and stuff
#23393 (54)
(@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu,
(@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika,
(@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea of electric
(@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee,
(@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess...
(@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!!
#23394 (181)
<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to myself and looked all over for the undo button
#23396 (36852)
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
#23397 (818)
<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey
<Munkey> looks worse
<MuNkEy`> no way
<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it
<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase
<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?
<MuNkEy`> counter-strike.