#22778 (192)
<Rodent> I wish I was still living at my parents... Responsibility and freedom is overrated.
<Rodent> Not having to go shopping for food is god.
<Rodent> Not having to work is Jesus.
<alisdair> not being able to bring girls home is divine
#22782 (474)
<Ak0> fuckin hell
<Ak0> am i the only person who has these probs with ofp
<GUZZA> the short answer whould be 'yes'
<GUZZA> the long answer would be 'yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss'
#22792 (216)
<drunkers> sugas in jail now
<RtWhO> whats your source?
<RtWhO> I thought he was on his honey mooon
<drunkers> same thing
#22793 (1804)
<klockwerk> If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you get off?
<cornelius> yeah
<cornelius> wait... no
<cornelius> shit
#22796 (743)
<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh
<Boogieman> oops, uhh, wrong channel
<Status> LOL!!
<Boogieman> forget you ever saw that
<Status> Gee, now would be a great time to take that new screenshot...
* Boogieman glances around nervously
<Asmodi> rofl, boogieman, what cha doin?
<Boogieman> certainly not trying to have permiscuous sex with cyber strangers, thats for sure
#22797 (395)
<Danny> i never had problems with any italian folks
<Dr SpaZZo> I've had a problem with them grabbing me by the neck and offering me a vanilla coke
#22799 (812)
<briancuz>My mom is ashamed of me because i'm not an alterboy. My dads ashamed of me because i'm not a football star
<sswoop182>sooooooo............Tackle a priest
#22803 (375)
<+[zc]Kinslayer> I tried to have this customer read off his modem's brand name and he said he can't read...stupid Memphis customers.
<+[zc]Kinslayer> so I was wondering wtf he's going to do with the Internet, but then I remembered you don't have to read pr0n
<+[zc]Kinslayer> as long as you can type "neked chiqs" you're all set
#22806 (104)
<Scofco> being a global operator is annoying, you see everyone that comes and goes from the server
<phaded> the things some people complain about...
#22810 (124)
*** kolby was kicked by Scofco (Get off IRC and go fall in love, you damn pussy)
#22814 (498)
<Staunchy> wet suits are cool..... i lost 3 pints of fluid today
<Sureshot^> lol
<Sureshot^> they're class for cold sea
<Sureshot^> and avoiding jellyfish stings
<Staunchy> no I mean girls in wetsuits
#22818 (947)
<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight
<Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner
* Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on
*** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away
*** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco
* Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs.
<Scofco> so much for that plan
<Jason> Wow, that was quick.
<Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream
<Idioteq> MASTER CHEF
#22822 (-389)
<FreshBrew> niggers are good, but you cant leave fried chicken lying around, or watermelon. they'll snap it up like a fucking.... nigger or something.
#22827 (320)
*** Joins: bowswer (~myob@ZiRC-52337.ny5030.east.verizon.net)
[20:38] * Freshbrew jumps over bowswers head, and pulls the key on the other side of the bridge and laughes manically as he watches bowswer fall into the 8-bit lava
#22829 (263)
<CaptainCasual> thats just goatse enough to work
<NickBlasta> Fruedian slip?
#22849 (199)
<Stormcaller> oh! i found a caltrop in my living room today
#22853 (463)
([aE]ZERO) //timerc 0 0 /color background $rand(0,15)
([aE]ZERO) that is ownage
(Headache) no1, i mean NO1 is stupid enuf to do that
(Headache) NOBODY
<@[MORAT]HellCat> hmm how can i turn it off??? pls :)
#22855 (203)
<@Vitenka> ani, for one - you're not a country
<@Vitenka> for another, if you were, I'd bomb you
#22856 (300)
(Gr0wleh) ouch
(Gr0wleh) I just hit myself
(Gr0wleh) in the balls
(Gr0wleh) brb while I wince in pain
(Gr0wleh) this... hurts
(Gr0wleh) had my hands on top of my head
(Gr0wleh) and they slipped off
#22858 (170)
<@shp> you think when we are older we will all sit in irc and say stuff like "remember when we were young and drinks were cheap and priests could molest young boys?"
#22859 (414)
<@Iceman> OW i just stabbed myself in the eye with a mechanical pencil
<@Iceman> was trying to get it to stick in my ceiling, it fell in my eye
#22867 (1301)
(Headache) oh <censored>, the power just went off
(Headache) ....
(Headache) wait a minute
(Headache) y does this seem wrong
#22869 (378)
<@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head
<@Kamakazi> it was my fault
<@Kamakazi> i tried to make it do 2 backflips
<@Kamakazi> it was at my friends house
<@Kamakazi> i wanted to see if they ALWAYS landed on their feet
<@Kamakazi> so i dropped him and he did.
<@Kamakazi> and i was like hmm...
<@Kamakazi> i wonder how many backflips he could do then
#22873 (449)
<fireserve> !is the cumulitve mutiplication thing
<Benoit> ! is lots of things
<fireserve> like 6! = 6x5x4x3x2x1
<Wolfman_Dain> ! is the programming term for "not"
<Benoit> ! at the end of a sentence can also mean exclamation... or so I've been told
<fireserve> and if you flip it upside down and put one at the front, its spanish
<Benoit> !, is there anything it cant do?
#22876 (333)
<fireserve> now, if you were to say "you stupid elephant cock sucker" in a font like apple chancery, it would be rude yet classy