#22518 (54)
<psyk> Axl Rose is an idiot with the voice of a ten-year-old girl choking to death on a brillo pad
#22519 (375)
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile
#22520 (852)
<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man.
<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark
#22532 (237)
<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today
<NewSonCometh> then the person who dropped it asked her if she found it
<NewSonCometh> with the clenched 50 sticking out of her hand, she said "Nope, I don't have any cash at all"
<NewSonCometh> then the lady just walked away
<NewSonCometh> I wish more people with an abundance of 50's were that stupid
#22533 (245)
<Feared> Everyone's against me.
<Feared> It's like my school is here.
#22534 (572)
<Sugadon> sup
<Sugadon> i'm in houston
<GaBe-33> houston !?
<GaBe-33> what you doing in texas !?
<Sugadon> honeymoon
<drunkers> you came on mirc on your honeymoon?
<drunkers> the sex that bad?
#22535 (753)
<CrdStang> Oh dear
<CrdStang> Oh fuck dear no
<CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower here from his place 3/4 of a mile away
#22540 (101)
[ spacefish ] nah, austnet is like.. the s-bend of irc.
[ spacefish ] it catches all teh grime and keeps it in one place.
#22546 (367)
<cams> red: yea, well i'll take your land
<cams> then lie to you
<cams> and give you deseases
<reddiwhipper> that was the native americans
<cams> no, actually, im doing my impression of a woman
#22571 (318)
<+Normandy> How poor is this.
<+Normandy> that exercise bike I've been lookin forward to start building my leg muscles for the summer finally arrived today
<+Normandy> yet I'm carryin it upstairs and twat it against my knee, and now my uncle who is a doctor says i cant exert any pressure on it for 2 bloody months
#22572 (657)
<@Oz> just reading about the human genome project
<@Oz> what a waste of time, if only god had just released the source with the binaries
#22580 (435)
(PowrSlave) how r things?
(DAMMiT_) good
(DAMMiT_) well
(DAMMiT_) except for the fact that my 88 GT just got blown away by a Beetle with
a license plate labeled "KIWI"
#22582 (341)
<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of all these hints an tips for kinky ways of sex...look at an american mag an its {why cant my man get it up} {does my fat ass turn my man off} {my man last 30seconds or less}
#22596 (103)
<cams> dude
<cams> russians rock
<lavhoes> yeah, especially when you pay for them
#22603 (332)
slurpee: got p2p?
Arcane: p2p?
Arcane: are you asking me for drugs?
#22604 (163)
<Affe> i got a dual head card today
<Arcane> what kind of dualhead card?
<Affe> radeon
<cardian> they make a radeon dual head?
<cardian> which one
<Affe> i dunno
<cardian> you dont know which card you bought?
<cardian> were you high?
<Affe> no
<Affe> it was a trade for services
<cardian> ahh
<Arcane> blowjob?
<Arcane> it musta been shitty head if they gave you a radeon
<cardian> hhaaahha
#22605 (196)
<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy, will suit me until I see something better to take its place.
#22607 (332)
* CookieS rubs SC's boobie
<Kintaro_0e> C.c
<SC> O.O
<CookieS> I'm making a wish
<Kintaro_0e> A deathwish
#22611 (268)
<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt
<maxracer> whats rtfm
<Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out
<maxracer> man rftm?
#22640 (228)
<jaff> once my heater caught on fire while I was playing t1 , but I had the flag so I was fucking torn, luckily I was on RW and organised a very quick hand off
#22641 (226)
<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind me and shot me in the back with his shotgun and I almost tore off my helmet.. Folks I am telling you it's not fucking worth it!!!
#22643 (118)
<psil0gik> is loving computers considered a symptom ?
<rewben> no a cure
#22658 (407)
<nae> will you guys PLZZ stop that?
<nae> are there any mods around that can ban them plz?
<@Athene> nae: what is the problem?
<nae> correct me if i'm wrong but isn't this channel for d/l?
<@Athene> no, this is a chat channel
<nae> isn't htere any law against spamming?
<nae> slyspy hold 1 out of every two messages in here!
<@slyspy> nothing unusual in that
<@Athene> that is called a conversation
<@Athene> maybe you have had one before
<@Athene> or at least seen them in movies ;)
<nae> then can you plz convirsate in a new chat??? cause it blocks 0.7 of my d/l's speed!
#22663 (310)
<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth
<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all
<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me
<Delidgamond> fuck
<Delidgamond> said that wrong
<Malbi> no you said it correct
#22668 (783)
<Taganath> Mary had a little lamb.  It bumped into a pylon.  Ten thousand volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon!