#22413 (243)
<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm not getting any
<phats> heh
<phats> mail that is
#22417 (180)
origamikitty: I feel like sisyphus trying to push the boulder of knowledge up a mountain of reps today
origamikitty: Christ al-freaking-mighty
GnaaaGnaa: i feel like that just about every day
GnaaaGnaa: except its a ball of dung
GnaaaGnaa: up a mountain of futility
#22419 (750)
<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"?
#22420 (79)
digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm
DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.
digitaltrip: yup
DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?
digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe
digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course.
#22426 (180)
<j63}{Justin> does anyone here have a mom that calls you every minute for every little thing to the point where you hate your name so much you wish you could just have a blank space where your name was so she couldn't call you or somethin so long it would take a hour to say it
#22429 (144)
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is
<Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in the morning."
<Caedar[SOT]> ;)
<AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code.
#22430 (342)
<ORi0N> what good are you with a high IQ if you, for exapmle, can't even make a sadwich or something?
<BaToR> ask that to stehpen hawking :p
#22431 (658)
<halo@home> i LOVE childrens books
<halo@home> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/091629188X.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif
<Ronak> i never saw breasts that looked like peppermints before...
<halo@home> WTF are they trying to teach kids?!!!
<Para@Work> "Bobby and his brother play 'differently'" by Genichiro Yagyu
<halo@home> "The Benefits Of Being A Boy-Scout Den Leader" by Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'Take candy from strangers' by Genichiro Yagyu
<halo@home> "It only hurts the first 3 times" by Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'slamming the ham' by Genichiro Yagyu
<chawk> "That's not milk" by Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'Playing hide the salami, for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
<Para@Work> "THE PHYSICS OF QUANTUM-SPACE TIME CONTINUUM WITH APPLICATIONS TO BLACK HOLES AND OTHER SPACIAL ANOMOLIES" by Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'wiping your ass for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
<Chro> "Splash Splash Rub a Dub Dub. SUPRISE!" a book for all friends by Genichrio Yagyu
<chawk> LOL Chro
<halo@home> DUDE I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I AM NOT A KID RIGHT NOW
#22438 (225)
<Uhh_Duh> And to all you virgins, THANKS FOR NOTHING!
#22443 (360)
<phatmike> wtf
<phatmike> i dont drink that much
<phatmike> wow
<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird
<phatmike> without the whiskey in it
#22450 (117)
<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
<Scofco> You ok?
<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea
#22454 (534)
{ava}> A WORM
<{ava}> JUST
<{ava}> CRAWLED OUT OF MY DOGS ASS AND LANDED ON ME
<_enzo> o m f g
* {ava} dies.
#22459 (643)
<Chucklez|afk> sweet merciful jeesus
<Chucklez|afk> smells like melting plastic in my room
<Ranged> you called?
<Chucklez|afk> I said sweet merciful jesus... not hey dumb little punk bitch
<Ranged> oh
<Ranged> my bad
#22466 (302)
<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person?
<Jack104> 'Cause your life is a joke?
#22471 (162)
[15:30:32] ------- <miro> anyone remember the dot com explosion ads? "congratulations, you are 7662786493's visitor to this site, click this space to close this window and claim your prize
[15:30:54] ------ <Magus> "If this is flashing, you've won!"
[15:30:54] ---- <cortana> miro: if this banner is flashing you are a WINNER!
[15:30:54] ------ <Kurin> "If this is flashing, you're a winner!"
#22475 (216)
<Aster> welcome to the cyber police network, because of your behavior and every one elses on this chat network, ffonline irc will be shut down in 24 hours, by your friendly neighbour hood hacker.
••• (s) Server Notice -- Received KILL message for Aster from Spank Path: Spank (hack my balls)
#22479 (190)
<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.
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#22483 (2)
<JonJonB> omg Gary Glitter is on tv
<Boko> no way
<Boko> that guy fucking rox
#22487 (174)
<Tovart > I have high standarts. I want to be like janet reno.
<Locke|Away > K, lie down and let someone beat your face with a stick for an hour.
#22489 (1328)
<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche dans FFX??
<Drago> Anyone speak French?
<FFChatter > yes me
#22493 (282)
<Tovart > I have alot of people in my aim thingy
<Neris|ffx > you professional thing you =P
<Tovart > neris stop laughing I use windows 98 MOUSE EDITION'
<Tovart > where i use a mouse
<Tovart > i could hack u so bad your ancestors house would burst into flames
#22496 (168)
<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were called Jive Journal.
<cylinder > shoudl've been called STICK YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN HERE AND THEN WHINE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE CRUDE COMMENTS Journal
#22497 (33)
<Haru> Shinji! Do you like Black Cock?
<Solacido> Kyou: Three words for you: Oven - fresh - pizzas
<Solacido > That's right kids, that peperoni, isn't what you thought it was
<Spank > i thought it tasted like soul food
#22503 (345)
<alisdair> woah, my hardly used email account tells me I can lose 21 lbs in 7 days
<alisdair> I could be 142 lbs by next friday!
<cevik> alis:  I myself am going to get 3 to 4 more inches of penis
<@Technogeek> I'm going to get a herbal Viagra substitute.
<alisdair> it contains lipotropic fat burners
<Etochort> Im going to get a dick so big that it will rip girls holes apart.
<@Technogeek> Which amounts to the same thing, really.
<Selfloathing> those hot teenage co-eds are waiting for me.
<Etochort> and then some chick is waiting for a facial.
<Taerkar> Along with the rich African families.
<Taerkar> who need help with their money
#22517 (566)
*** Now talking in #jesus
<God> Ive come before you today, to say Im calling it quits.
<God> Ive created the universe..
<God> It was a mistake
<God> I didnt really like it from the beginning..
<God> This is just to inform you, the 'universe' project will be terminated shortly, it was long overdue.
<God> Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
<God> ta.
*** Parts: God