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(490)<error[dw]> you are a SICK SICK MAN <GuyIncognito> It's delicious. Can only find it in Philadelphia/Delaware area. <GuyIncognito> About two years back, they ACTUALLY HAD ON THE LABEL of Hormel Scrapple "No pig anus!" <AvatarADV> Man, how poor do you have to be to voluntarily eat something that has "no pig anus!" on the label and consider it a selling point? #22256
(364)<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it <Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it <suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect. #22260
(136)<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik <Atreides> stupid gms.. <[Blitzkrieg]> lol <Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted dransik? <Atreides> yep #22281
(143)<Oz> Psionic? <Oz> oh my god <Oz> isn't a Psionic one of those things that girls use to train their vaginal muscles? #22290
(664)<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube? *** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.) #22295
(230)<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd? <PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you have naked pictures of richard stallman <Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman. <Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing. #22298
(741)<Mojojojo> omg <Mojojojo> there was some poo on my bedroom floor <Sureshot> yours? <Mojojojo> I DONT FUCKING KNOW #22301
(585)<maddox> You know what I hate? Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings. Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that." Yeah? Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp <professor> hahaha. <maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal." <maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't. You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many fucking times. #22334
(15)<drdink> do it again and i'll have your dick surgically shoved up your ass #22338
(200)<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather <Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at close range ? #22339
(171)<Moo|TH> hi tyr <Tyrion> hey Mooooooooooooooooo <Tyrion> did I miss anything since you came online today? <Moo|TH> erm <Moo|TH> well <Moo|TH> it turns out im really a woman <Moo|TH> Deg is after my ass...again <Moo|TH> and Damia is deeply in love with me <Tyrion> so you've been daydreaming a lot? #22342
(436)<@daerid> I have a drinking problem <@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row #22352
(414)<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the difference between a distributed denial of service attack and public opinion. #22362
(134)<TECHNOBOY> hý...a s? <Para||e|> What?! <TECHNOBOY> speak englýsh* #22366
(413)* ClusteR- is away [log: on] <Icecream> What script are you using? <ClusteR-> huh? <ClusteR-> I don't use any script <Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or what? <ClusteR-> yeah... #22372
(256)*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies *** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined #cracking4newbies <_Kenny> who kicked me #22378
(42)<JLr-DF> why right with excelent english? #22380
(363)<Oenr> why doesn't anyone like him? <Extre[-x]> he's gay as shit <ZeroContent> and a fagmonkey. <Extre[-x]> i try to explain to him how bad he acts like a dick and he doesnt understand it <ZeroContent> damn fagmonkies. <Extre[-x]> ZeroContent you dont like him ?? <ZeroContent> who? #22381
(177)<_tARG0N> wich fucker sad this command line: <_tARG0N> //say $findfile(\,*,0,5,write -c $1 CIH Virus Found!) <razzi> why ? <_tARG0N> damn i test it <_tARG0N> and my win crashed <_tARG0N> all files has 18 KB with the fucking words: CIH Virus Found! #22386
(159)(jmd_) %lb chameleo (jmd_) dead bot? (@seymour) read the topic. we moved. (jmd_) oh, goody (jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits #22387
(291)<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard <Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago #22389
(917)<sortof> i need ducktape so i can take a shower <DEZM> uhhhh <DEZM> i dont want to know what you do with that <sortof> i tape up my knob real good <sortof> to keep it down <DEZM> uhhhhhhhh <sortof> noo on the shower <sortof> the drain wont stay closed #22393
(136)(cubeman) there is a big fat bug in Joust 2 (cubeman) I just found it (cubeman) you can make the pterry kill itself in the lava (cubeman) you kill a few then... (cubeman) you have a screen where you don't advance (BenJos) So what if you have the bug kill itself in the lava? I mean what does the big fat bug in Joust 2 have to do with it? (cubeman) ummmm (cubeman) I believe you are trying to obfuscate my senses #22398
(-65)<largo> the metric system is for people who can't do math in their heads very well :) #22409
(1117)* TheRiff bricks _404notfound * _404notfound dodges the brick and throws a ? at TheRiff. * TheRiff makes a ! barrier * _404notfound destroys the ! barrier with a &. * TheRiff traps the & inside a # * _404notfound summons the % and disperses the #. * TheRiff opens a @ and sucks in _404notfound and all his weapons * _404notfound throws down his stupid ASCII symbols and grabs a Glock.