#22253 (490)
<error[dw]> you are a SICK SICK MAN
<GuyIncognito> It's delicious.  Can only find it in Philadelphia/Delaware area.
<GuyIncognito> About two years back, they ACTUALLY HAD ON THE LABEL of Hormel Scrapple "No pig anus!"
<AvatarADV> Man, how poor do you have to be to voluntarily eat something that has "no pig anus!" on the label and consider it a selling point?
#22256 (364)
<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it
<Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it
<suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect.
#22260 (136)
<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik
<Atreides> stupid gms..
<[Blitzkrieg]> lol
<Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted dransik?
<Atreides> yep
#22281 (143)
<Oz> Psionic?
<Oz> oh my god
<Oz> isn't a Psionic one of those things that girls use to train their vaginal muscles?
#22290 (664)
<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube?
*** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.)
#22295 (230)
<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd?
<PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you have naked pictures of richard stallman
<Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman.
<Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing.
#22298 (741)
<Mojojojo> omg
<Mojojojo> there was some poo on my bedroom floor
<Sureshot> yours?
<Mojojojo> I DONT FUCKING KNOW
#22301 (585)
<maddox> You know what I hate?  Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings.  Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that."  Yeah?  Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp
<professor> hahaha.
<maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."
<maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't.  You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many fucking times.
#22334 (15)
<drdink> do it again and i'll have your dick surgically shoved up your ass
#22338 (200)
<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather
<Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at close range ?
#22339 (171)
<Moo|TH> hi tyr
<Tyrion> hey Mooooooooooooooooo
<Tyrion> did I miss anything since you came online today?
<Moo|TH> erm
<Moo|TH> well
<Moo|TH> it turns out im really a woman
<Moo|TH> Deg is after my ass...again
<Moo|TH> and Damia is deeply in love with me
<Tyrion> so you've been daydreaming a lot?
#22342 (436)
<@daerid> I have a drinking problem
<@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row
#22352 (414)
<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the difference between a distributed denial of service attack and public opinion.
#22362 (134)
<TECHNOBOY> hý...a s?
<Para||e|> What?!
<TECHNOBOY> speak englýsh*
#22366 (413)
* ClusteR- is away [log: on]
<Icecream> What script are you using?
<ClusteR-> huh?
<ClusteR-> I don't use any script
<Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or what?
<ClusteR-> yeah...
#22372 (256)
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined #cracking4newbies
<_Kenny> who kicked me
#22378 (42)
<JLr-DF> why right with excelent english?
#22380 (363)
<Oenr> why doesn't anyone like him?
<Extre[-x]> he's gay as shit
<ZeroContent> and a fagmonkey.
<Extre[-x]> i try to explain to him how bad he acts like a dick and he doesnt understand it
<ZeroContent> damn fagmonkies.
<Extre[-x]> ZeroContent you dont like him ??
<ZeroContent> who?
#22381 (177)
<_tARG0N> wich fucker sad this command line:
<_tARG0N> //say $findfile(\,*,0,5,write -c $1 CIH Virus Found!)
<razzi> why ?
<_tARG0N> damn i test it
<_tARG0N> and my win crashed
<_tARG0N> all files has 18 KB with the fucking words: CIH Virus Found!
#22386 (159)
(jmd_) %lb chameleo
(jmd_) dead bot?
(@seymour) read the topic. we moved.
(jmd_) oh, goody
(jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits
#22387 (291)
<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard
<Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago
#22389 (917)
<sortof> i need ducktape so i can take a shower
<DEZM> uhhhh
<DEZM> i dont want to know what you do with that
<sortof> i tape up my knob real good
<sortof> to keep it down
<DEZM> uhhhhhhhh
<sortof> noo on the shower
<sortof> the drain wont stay closed
#22393 (136)
(cubeman) there is a big fat bug in Joust 2
(cubeman) I just found it
(cubeman) you can make the pterry kill itself in the lava
(cubeman) you kill a few then...
(cubeman) you have a screen where you don't advance
(BenJos) So what if you have the bug kill itself in the lava? I mean what does the big fat bug in Joust 2 have to do with it?
(cubeman) ummmm
(cubeman) I believe you are trying to obfuscate my senses
#22398 (-65)
<largo> the metric system is for people who can't do math in their heads very well :)
#22409 (1117)
* TheRiff bricks _404notfound
* _404notfound dodges the brick and throws a ? at TheRiff.
* TheRiff makes a ! barrier
* _404notfound destroys the ! barrier with a &.
* TheRiff traps the & inside a #
* _404notfound summons the % and disperses the #.
* TheRiff opens a @ and sucks in _404notfound and all his weapons
* _404notfound throws down his stupid ASCII symbols and grabs a Glock.