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(366)<sluggy> my essay kinda sucks, its not long enough <Stooert> talk about fight club <sluggy> Both Caesar and Brutus had good intentions and good qualities about them. However, they both contained flaws that led to their downfall, thus making them both "tragic heroes" in the Shakespearian sense. Self improvement is masturbation, and you are not your fucking Khakis. #22174
(436)<Stooert> asian girls with big boobs rule <RedXIII> they do <Stooert> cuz its just so rare <RedXIII> like a clown with a phd #22177
(214)<RedXIII> I'm thinking of becoming a health inspector :o <RedXIII> "there's a 20 in this for you if you let that whole cockroach thing slide" <RedXIII> "vishbar, you drive a hard bargain" #22178
(13)<sluggy> i need a pen <cyan> dont you have one in your pants? <Stooert> that sucked <cyan> im bored <sluggy> dont you have a bored in your pants? <sluggy> AHAHAHAH #22183
(669)<RedXIII> anal with jennifer lopez would be like basketball with michael jordan... or bible study with jesus #22184
(-143)<Stooert> thats funnier than a retarded jew eating a potato pancake #22186
(918)<BadMojo> when I finally have kids, I'm going to constantly tell them "i fucked your mom" #22188
(400)<iKon> it's like they took my buying habits and offered me the exact opposite of everything i've ever purchased <Queued-S> What, they're offering you heterosexual literature without pictures? #22189
(125)<My3blKa> bizee go get your vacum and imagination. <andro> I've heards its bad to do that w/ a vacuum <supreemball> it hurts #22192
(146)<Thrash123> Yes, because they "reviewed the URLs and came to the decision that my User ID was being used to view pornographic material" <Thrash123> So I'm getting accused of trying 243 times to access porno :) <Dank_Budz> they must have seen goatse.cx <Thrash123> Yeah #22193
(110)<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boobies? <@axxessdenied> no <@axxessdenied> its perfectly normal <@axxessdenied> ...i hope <@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boners? <@axxessdenied> OMFG GAYZ!!!!!!! <+auero> I'd go to a doctor about that #22199
(31)<poaw> Man, I remember seeing them live in concert, and they were wearing these really short shorts..... <poaw> ...and some of Lance's ball sweat landed on my tongue. That was the defining moment in my life. #22202
(2642)The_Fur: where do i fail again? BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call "fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level. BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl. BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere #22204
(163)* supreemballs listens to (#69): Richard Simmons & Little Richard - Together Forever. #22206
(-171)<BeerLuver> My name is Osama....I sleep with a llama.....I masterbate with AK, lubing it up with my jizz is OK...macking the taliban, hoes suckin me off man....camels be bumpin, from my mad ass jihad humpin....w3rD biaaaaaaatch #22209
(228)<u-238> PARA FOR SHIT'S SAKE JUST LOOK AT MY ATOMIC MASS #22211
(327)<Dejavu> axxess plz close the msn window immediately. dont read it PLZ! <axxessdenied> wow <axxessdenied> whee <axxessdenied> your password <axxessdenied> MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <Dejavu> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #22213
(631)<Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek where people can order IRC-related stuff <JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs! <Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad" <JeyK> haha <SamBecket> lol <JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick your son" <Stingray_> lol <Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker <Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off <JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son can ____ your son" a lot <Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!" <JeyK> ROFL #22225
(129)<MrP-> hmm i was talking to a 15 year old female about enemas, isnt that illegal or something? #22228
(599)<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16.. #22230
(121)<the_drunk_farmer> uh oh...was i gone too long? there is a + by my name am i going to be kicked soon? #22231
(286)<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com. <Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/index.html <American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot <AirsickMoth> some american. #22233
(1290)<@[TeMpEsT]> ok, let me get this straight. you called me a power bitch, tried to ping me off line, went around asking for the chanserv password, and then tried to evade a ban. and now you want me to op you and your damn bot so you can try to take over the channel? <|TheRaR|> no, you only need to op the bot <mazrim> oh, you stupid stupid fuck. #22240
(206)<TMT> I have my gf keep me warm in the winter. ^_^ <Y|yukichigai> Sigh.... all I have are cats <prophecy> all I have is a tiger blanket -.- <TMT> crazy cat person! Run! <TMT> jk <prophecy> =p <prophecy> truth be told, I am a furry. *hides, expecting to be lynched* <Y|yukichigai> I'm a furry too. It's just that most people don't find it attractive when you keep getting your velcro watchband caught on your ass #22245
(404)<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <Quintus> let me get this straight <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <Quintus> if i understand you correctly <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <Quintus> two words, two syllables, sounds like..